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Doobsian foreskin
  05/19/25
klarna's a bitch
mind-boggling address psychic
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mondays
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lavender office
  05/20/25
you mean my tranche of burrito loans doesnt deserve that AAA...
Pontificating heady principal's office dog poop
  05/19/25
good luck repossessing my Taco Bell
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Michael Burry currently making millions shorting Chipotle Bu...
Henna milk
  05/20/25
Good. Jesus Christ. Every couple years when I have to ...
Dead Chapel Black Woman
  05/20/25
Why do you “have to” buy a new iPhone every coup...
Orchid comical stag film generalized bond
  05/20/25
Because I break or lose the old one.
Dead Chapel Black Woman
  05/20/25
>>> I still do not understand how we went from a wo...
Henna milk
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galvanic nudist library
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Proles are literally financing tacos. What a world.
arousing rigpig menage
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ubereats as a tab for SNAP which seems like a red flag for t...
Histrionic Twisted Shrine
  05/20/25
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Aphrodisiac sandwich step-uncle's house
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"Klarna, which presented Monday’s earnings via an...
Flushed public bath
  05/20/25
it turns out banks arent just "evil" and lending t...
massive electric mad cow disease
  05/20/25
They are also evil
Henna milk
  05/20/25
Holy shit, not flame.
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lavender office
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**lib sees that AI avatar is ambiguously multiracial and has...
Dead Chapel Black Woman
  05/20/25
isn't that basically every loan?
Odious beta lay
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Histrionic Twisted Shrine
  05/20/25
(finance mba)
Vengeful cordovan stead
  05/20/25
ever notice that tech Engineers fail like this constantly? i...
Histrionic Twisted Shrine
  05/20/25
they're obsessed with optimization but don't account for all...
cracking headpube
  05/20/25
and because they're too autistic to understand and account f...
Histrionic Twisted Shrine
  05/20/25
i am MAF i didnt invest in carvana. look is stock last 2-3 y...
Opaque marvelous pisswyrm faggot firefighter
  05/20/25
lmfao holy shit! i thought of carvana when i made this po...
Histrionic Twisted Shrine
  05/20/25
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galvanic nudist library
  05/20/25
this is actually their business model though their busine...
carnelian trailer park kitty cat
  05/20/25
you are dreaming if you think it's only dumb Blacks, prole w...
Awkward rose partner
  05/20/25
twist: they sell these loan portfolios to others so they don...
Opaque marvelous pisswyrm faggot firefighter
  05/20/25
...
Histrionic Twisted Shrine
  05/20/25
This brilliant business model works until people no longer b...
Henna milk
  05/20/25
just increase penalty fees to juice the returns to offset th...
Opaque marvelous pisswyrm faggot firefighter
  05/20/25
tsinah hack
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Stirring grizzly locale hunting ground
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That's Anti-semitism
disturbing motley dingle berry hairy legs
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I don't need "credit" anymore. Should I start doi...
Stirring grizzly locale hunting ground
  05/20/25
I’m shocked that financing burritos for proles is not ...
Ungodly laser beams
  05/20/25
Is Affirm in equally bad shape or is this specific to Klarna...
lemon senate boistinker
  05/20/25
lol, it’s the model that’s fucked. Maybe one ha...
Ungodly laser beams
  05/21/25
Underreported part of this story is just how much Klarna and...
Ungodly laser beams
  05/21/25
It was all worth it to keep line go up for a couple of extra...
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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Doobsian foreskin

https://archive.ph/qqLnJ

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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: mind-boggling address psychic

klarna's a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946044)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: curious purple queen of the night temple



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: Low-t wine abode place of business

mondays

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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Canary corner gunner



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Supple Messiness



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:42 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Mother



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: lavender office



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Pontificating heady principal's office dog poop

you mean my tranche of burrito loans doesnt deserve that AAA rating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946049)



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Date: May 19th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: sienna cruise ship

good luck repossessing my Taco Bell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946078)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: Henna milk

Michael Burry currently making millions shorting Chipotle Burrito Bowl CLOs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946385)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Dead Chapel Black Woman

Good. Jesus Christ.

Every couple years when I have to buy a new iPhone, and I ask whether there's any promotion available to where I don't have to pay full-freight if I buy like last year's model or whatever -- I still do not understand how we went from a world where the cost of the phone itself was a perk of renewing your contract to one where I have to pay a thousand dollars -- it pisses me off on a pretty deep level that the response from the ambiguously brown tattooed salesperson is that, yeah of course!, you can get on a $19/month (5-year) payment plan.

I have a real hard time not rooting for d'Angelow just going "yea Ima take that shit; niteteen dollar?" and then never paying ever again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946391)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:37 AM
Author: Orchid comical stag film generalized bond

Why do you “have to” buy a new iPhone every couple of years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946397)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Dead Chapel Black Woman

Because I break or lose the old one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946424)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 4:02 AM
Author: Henna milk

>>> I still do not understand how we went from a world where the cost of the phone itself was a perk of renewing your contract to one where I have to pay a thousand dollars

It still is if you buy an Android phone. Otherwise there is a reason Apple is worth what it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946436)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Histrionic Twisted Shrine



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: galvanic nudist library



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:46 AM
Author: arousing rigpig menage

Proles are literally financing tacos. What a world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946399)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Histrionic Twisted Shrine

ubereats as a tab for SNAP which seems like a red flag for things about to get kooky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946656)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:36 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac sandwich step-uncle's house

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946426)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: Flushed public bath

"Klarna, which presented Monday’s earnings via an AI-generated avatar of its chief executive, has bet heavily on artificial intelligence and has said the technology helps to cut costs.

The group reduced its total headcount by 39 per cent in the past two years, while its customer service costs were down 12 per cent in the first quarter compared with the same period a year earlier."

lol. a holographic dancing anime CEO informing you that your job has been terminated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946434)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: massive electric mad cow disease

it turns out banks arent just "evil" and lending to poor retarded people was risky all along?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946645)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Henna milk

They are also evil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48948507)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: puce ratface knife

Holy shit, not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946655)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Histrionic Twisted Shrine



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: Pontificating heady principal's office dog poop



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: dashing fiercely-loyal hell police squad



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: green demanding ticket booth preventive strike



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: aromatic avocado church building



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: lavender office



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Dead Chapel Black Woman

**lib sees that AI avatar is ambiguously multiracial and has queer mannerisms**

**nods with satisfaction**

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48948572)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Odious beta lay

isn't that basically every loan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946646)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Histrionic Twisted Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946652)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:44 PM
Author: Vengeful cordovan stead

(finance mba)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48948561)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Histrionic Twisted Shrine

ever notice that tech Engineers fail like this constantly? it's because they Engineer the humanity out of things and can only autistically look at numbers on paper.

it's the same reason why zillow and carvana lost a lot of money attempting to automate house and car flipping. turns out that the "average trade in" on a car factors in a human checking it out first and without that people will sell you lemons the dealer passed on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946660)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: cracking headpube

they're obsessed with optimization but don't account for all the factors, usually because it makes their shitty "Saas" much harder to implement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946686)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Histrionic Twisted Shrine

and because they're too autistic to understand and account for things that cannot be quantified into data.

this is why everything is better on paper but in reality so much worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946726)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Opaque marvelous pisswyrm faggot firefighter

i am MAF i didnt invest in carvana. look is stock last 2-3 years. JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946731)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Histrionic Twisted Shrine

lmfao holy shit!

i thought of carvana when i made this poast because i just listened to something about carvana's recovery but i had no idea it was so dramatic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946742)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: galvanic nudist library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48948549)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: carnelian trailer park kitty cat

this is actually their business model though

their business model isn't to charge people interest. it's to ding them with "late fees" when they don't pay

it's unclear how they're going to enforce things or actually get the money, though. like you can charge 60 IQ niggers all the "late fees" you want on their chipotle burrito purchases. they can just....not pay you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946716)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Awkward rose partner

you are dreaming if you think it's only dumb Blacks, prole whites have Ruinous credit and are even more likely to not pay it back because they know the consequences are minimal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946728)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Opaque marvelous pisswyrm faggot firefighter

twist: they sell these loan portfolios to others so they dont even bear the credit risk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946733)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Histrionic Twisted Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946740)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: Henna milk

This brilliant business model works until people no longer buy their debt, or force them to price it so high it becomes uneconomical

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48948514)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Opaque marvelous pisswyrm faggot firefighter

just increase penalty fees to juice the returns to offset the increased bad debt bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48948585)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Ruby contagious friendly grandma native

tsinah hack

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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Stirring grizzly locale hunting ground



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Date: May 20th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: disturbing motley dingle berry hairy legs

That's Anti-semitism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48946743)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Stirring grizzly locale hunting ground

I don't need "credit" anymore. Should I start doing this?

What's the best way to scam them before they stop paying for my stuff?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48948520)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Ungodly laser beams

I’m shocked that financing burritos for proles is not working out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48948545)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: lemon senate boistinker

Is Affirm in equally bad shape or is this specific to Klarna?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48948912)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Ungodly laser beams

lol, it’s the model that’s fucked. Maybe one had worse underwriting standards than the other but both are wrecked when checking accounts are empty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48950142)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 6:58 AM
Author: Ungodly laser beams

Underreported part of this story is just how much Klarna and Affirm juiced consumer retail spending. The model works by paying retailers 80-90 percent of the price instantly and pocketing the difference, so by inducing proles to spend more money than they have, retail sales stayed healthy. If prole bank accounts are empty and klarna and affirm need to preserve cash they have to increase underwriting standards and retail sales will take a prole sized nose-dive.

The recession we’re in could end up being a very large one and very difficult to climb out of if the fed keeps rates high. Trump is going to fire the Fed Reserve by this fall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48950145)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: puce ratface knife

It was all worth it to keep line go up for a couple of extra months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727584&forum_id=2],#48950163)