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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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purple duck-like multi-billionaire
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Aphrodisiac center
  05/30/25
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Bateful Sapphire Circlehead
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
bat-shit-crazy famous landscape painting business firm
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
orchid box office milk
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
clear national
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Provocative Disgusting Shitlib Hominid
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
clear national
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Coiffed goyim office
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Rough-skinned plaza
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Abnormal Filthpig
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
laughsome bawdyhouse cuckold
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Primrose flatulent point weed whacker
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Crusty big lodge
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Primrose flatulent point weed whacker
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
amethyst violent abode
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Electric Twinkling Mediation Menage
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: purple duck-like multi-billionaire



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac center

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Bateful Sapphire Circlehead



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy famous landscape painting business firm

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: orchid box office milk

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: clear national

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Provocative Disgusting Shitlib Hominid

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: clear national

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Coiffed goyim office

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Rough-skinned plaza

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Abnormal Filthpig

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: laughsome bawdyhouse cuckold

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973395)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Primrose flatulent point weed whacker

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Crusty big lodge

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Primrose flatulent point weed whacker

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: amethyst violent abode

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Electric Twinkling Mediation Menage

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973591)