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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Tantric Factory Reset Button Cruise Ship
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i support islam now
razzle-dazzle mexican stead
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motley hospital deer antler
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Stirring orange forum prole
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Tantric Factory Reset Button Cruise Ship
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
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Ivory garrison
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Tripping Corner Halford
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Tripping Corner Halford
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The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
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exhilarant community account indian lodge
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Ivory garrison
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
abusive curious menage
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Ivory garrison
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Stirring orange forum prole
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Ivory garrison
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Red wonderful resort marketing idea
  06/27/25
It's both
Big lettuce
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lilac set goyim
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
Appetizing infuriating center mad cow disease
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Fighting Theater Stage Psychic
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
razzle-dazzle mexican stead
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Bisexual adventurous hell
  06/27/25
lmfao
abusive curious menage
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Comical awkward pervert
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
lilac set goyim
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Comical awkward pervert
  06/27/25
lmao
Tripping Corner Halford
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Stirring orange forum prole
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It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Tripping Corner Halford
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
maize step-uncle's house
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Tripping Corner Halford
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Ivory garrison
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
maize step-uncle's house
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Ivory garrison
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
lilac set goyim
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Comical awkward pervert
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Tripping Corner Halford
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
lilac set goyim
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Garnet vivacious temple
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Gold electric pit
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Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Tantric Factory Reset Button Cruise Ship
  06/27/25
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Tantric Factory Reset Button Cruise Ship
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
Appetizing infuriating center mad cow disease
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Swashbuckling Translucent Location Cuckoldry
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
light sneaky criminal jewess
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
doobsian glittery sanctuary juggernaut
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Charismatic french point
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Swashbuckling Translucent Location Cuckoldry
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
topaz aphrodisiac station laser beams
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Fighting Theater Stage Psychic
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Tripping Corner Halford
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Charismatic french point
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Tantric Factory Reset Button Cruise Ship



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mexican stead

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: motley hospital deer antler



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Stirring orange forum prole

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Tantric Factory Reset Button Cruise Ship

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Stirring orange forum prole

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: purple university digit ratio



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Ivory garrison



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: lilac set goyim



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Tripping Corner Halford



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Tripping Corner Halford



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: onyx stubborn address nowag

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: exhilarant community account indian lodge



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Ivory garrison

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: abusive curious menage

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Ivory garrison

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Stirring orange forum prole

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Ivory garrison

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Red wonderful resort marketing idea



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Big lettuce

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: lilac set goyim



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Appetizing infuriating center mad cow disease

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Fighting Theater Stage Psychic

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle mexican stead

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Bisexual adventurous hell

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: abusive curious menage

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Comical awkward pervert

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: lilac set goyim

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Comical awkward pervert

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Tripping Corner Halford

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Stirring orange forum prole

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: wild galvanic corn cake plaza



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Tripping Corner Halford

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: maize step-uncle's house

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Tripping Corner Halford

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Ivory garrison

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: maize step-uncle's house

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Ivory garrison

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: lilac set goyim

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Comical awkward pervert

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Tripping Corner Halford

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: lilac set goyim

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Garnet vivacious temple

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Gold electric pit

TiTscR

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Tantric Factory Reset Button Cruise Ship

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Tantric Factory Reset Button Cruise Ship



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Appetizing infuriating center mad cow disease

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Translucent Location Cuckoldry

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: light sneaky criminal jewess

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: doobsian glittery sanctuary juggernaut

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Charismatic french point

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Translucent Location Cuckoldry

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: topaz aphrodisiac station laser beams

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Fighting Theater Stage Psychic

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Tripping Corner Halford

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Charismatic french point

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Translucent Location Cuckoldry

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055482)