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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
boyish flickering site
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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Hence “closest”
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  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
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It is what it is.
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I know what to say
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  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Woah Cr
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  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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  07/26/25
(who did it)
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  07/27/25
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: boyish flickering site

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Dashing aqua dopamine bawdyhouse

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: boyish flickering site

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: irate bronze faggot firefighter plaza



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: emerald glittery den weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: hairraiser sandwich

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: boyish flickering site

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: azure offensive antidepressant drug marketing idea

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: irate bronze faggot firefighter plaza



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: titillating kitty indian lodge



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: heady pisswyrm station



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Electric stage mediation



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle ivory genital piercing jap



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: opaque aphrodisiac messiness



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: passionate well-lubricated market stain



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: boyish flickering site



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: stimulating adulterous deer antler chapel



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: Underhanded Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Navy hilarious set



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: High-end disturbing son of senegal coffee pot



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Sapphire arrogant mad-dog skullcap state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: garnet chest-beating azn lodge



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: 180 startling mexican center

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Dashing aqua dopamine bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Apoplectic dog poop location

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: boyish flickering site

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Dashing aqua dopamine bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic dog poop location

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: irate bronze faggot firefighter plaza

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: fantasy-prone irradiated theatre coldplay fan

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: boyish flickering site

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Bearded theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: odious parlor corn cake

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: irate bronze faggot firefighter plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Laughsome Amethyst House

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: Underhanded Tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: ruddy wrinkle

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: stimulating adulterous deer antler chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Galvanic turquoise field turdskin

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Underhanded Tattoo

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: boyish flickering site

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Dashing aqua dopamine bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Trip ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Dashing aqua dopamine bawdyhouse

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Charismatic area dragon

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: irate bronze faggot firefighter plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Startled university gay wizard

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: territorial bistre brethren temple

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: onyx federal theater stage

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134975)