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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:08 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Scarlet corner

Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells

"KEVIN!"

Mccallister wakes up in a cold sweat as if he heard him directly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28019649)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:12 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:16 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2015 10:46 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:48 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:13 AM
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Kevin goes up to partner, "IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!"

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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:01 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:14 AM
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Kevin says he has to leave at 6 since family is over, boomer partner plans to drive by to ensure the veracity of this claim, kevin uses michael jordan cut outs and mannequin to make a fake party.

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Date: December 24th, 2016 12:15 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: mischievous carmine half-breed dilemma

Senior Associate pointing out old Partner to Kevin: "He just walks up and down the halls each day asking people about their hours. He has a big pile of papers in his office, where some say he keeps the bodies of Associates who were below target."

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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Scarlet corner

There are 15 associates on this case and you're the only one who has to cause typos

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: Ruddy circlehead

"I don't want to do doc review with Fuller. He'll drink too much and piss himself."

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: Crawly Walnut Antidepressant Drug Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026079)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: yellow domesticated whorehouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414564)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: metal locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33771036)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: vigorous ebony preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#36839076)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: mischievous carmine half-breed dilemma

Partner to Kevin in front of deal team: "Look what you did you little JERK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020283)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: metal locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026073)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: Crawly Walnut Antidepressant Drug Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: vigorous ebony preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28261349)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Puce gaming laptop

Kevin digging through the insulated bag from Seamless: "Hey, who took my vegan pad thai?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020290)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: Tan forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33036597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: vigorous ebony preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: Anal Toaster Point

"Track the changes you pithy animal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: outnumbered library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026047)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: Impressive Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28201889)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: claret pisswyrm meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28261708)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: slimy stage doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28262325)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: grizzly overrated nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29275057)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: yellow domesticated whorehouse masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414566)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: bull headed twisted nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414796)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: vigorous ebony preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34792104)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: exciting background story hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39265608)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: Motley institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41569114)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Wonderful location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646623)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: Sooty theater stage national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646660)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: vigorous ebony preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020889)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: flatulent twinkling uncleanness

Kevin in line to buy Sonicare e-toothbrush, spots named partner in pharmacy line, they lock eyes, Kevin flees, is chased by militarized cops onto Rockefeller ice rink and shot dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28021114)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: Tan forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026039)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: exciting background story hunting ground

Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .

Check op again . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28201843)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Big Chartreuse Home Mother

To be fair,

That was before we found out that Kevin is now in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414607)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: fuchsia principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32150531)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Black Foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646681)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414773)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Impressive Step-uncle's House

Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association? *sends spoliation letter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28201898)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: vigorous ebony preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28640238)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: grizzly overrated nursing home

"My shrew girlfriend...WOOF!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29275064)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: crusty internal respiration hairy legs

partner in charge turns himself into a tarantula and stalks kevin around his spacious winnetka home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29275120)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Cerebral French Chef

Kevin! You spent $987 on SEAMLESS!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414622)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Federal digit ratio

Kevin having heart-to-heart with a bitter nazi homosexual department store elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414627)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Curious Roast Beef

"I know you're not the real evan39, but I know you work for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29450741)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29450745)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: Federal digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29753550)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: fuchsia principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32150532)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: razzle kitty cat native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33036525)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: yapping adventurous trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41537092)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Scarlet corner

Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.

"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414638)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Cerebral French Chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414662)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: vigorous ebony preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29753545)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: Tan forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33036604)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: metal locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33771040)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: tripping gaping box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39333809)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29420138)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29430563)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Scarlet corner

Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.

Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?

Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29430591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29438114)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#30168411)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29450731)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 2:18 AM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29817258)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200690)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Ruddy circlehead

Kevin's family notices he didn't board the plane for the family vacation in France, but nobody does anything about it because this is the fourth time he's bailed on a long-planned vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200795)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: slimy stage doctorate

1-8-0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200886)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: vigorous ebony preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32224094)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: arrogant shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32224668)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: metal locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33771041)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: mischievous carmine half-breed dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34748418)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#36704029)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Disgusting chrome business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#37447688)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: opaque dragon cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39333781)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: provocative stead community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646763)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: Scarlet corner

"Excuse me sir this is MCLE approved by the American Bar Association?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200905)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: vigorous ebony preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#35020276)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Wonderful location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646624)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: Comical property

BigLaw Kevin prepares to enter a courtroom for the first time after 5 years preparing trial notebooks "This is it! Don't get scared now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200928)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31996036)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32150493)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser parlor travel guidebook

Had to do the math on this and then got really depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32173692)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: vigorous ebony preventive strike

OP is from 2015 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#35020301)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Costumed dead resort

Thread could have been made in 2012 and still been correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39346202)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: shaky shivering abode

this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32224234)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: Floppy clear son of senegal skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32224607)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32234846)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33036516)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33771031)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Scarlet corner

Bump4johnheard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33829983)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Scarlet corner

Kevin told his partners not to contact him, since he was at a funeral. He feels a vibration in his leg. He looks down at his phone, no email or text. He has ALS instead. He is relieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33829990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Scarlet corner

Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:

"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."

"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33830079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: mischievous carmine half-breed dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34748406)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Henna water buffalo

top thread. would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34748434)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: vigorous ebony preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34864438)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: violent navy place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#35020278)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: vigorous ebony preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#35613671)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: mischievous carmine half-breed dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39333776)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: provocative stead community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#35933392)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#36704022)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#37447679)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:54 AM
Author: Fragrant personal credit line

Home Alone 2 also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#37768046)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:56 AM
Author: Sable cruel-hearted theatre alpha

Both were filmed in the same studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#37768048)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39265585)



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39320948)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: tripping gaping box office

Kevin overhears partner meeting where they decide they are going to come down to his office at 8 a.m. the next morning to give him the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39333822)



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Date: January 11th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser parlor travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39416836)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#40107200)



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Date: July 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: Bistre charismatic indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#40647241)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41537056)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: Motley institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41569118)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41614658)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: vigorous ebony preventive strike

Holy shit, this thread is five years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41614837)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: silver set

Closer to the moon landing than today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41614856)



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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#43273681)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: vigorous ebony preventive strike

This thread came out closer to 9/11 than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#43339303)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: provocative stead community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646764)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Cornel West (🧐)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#48941372)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:37 PM
Author: peach market

*Kennedy assassination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#43339433)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 1:06 AM
Author: Seedy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#44280793)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: Scarlet corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646600)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Sooty theater stage national security agency



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