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saved lives deployed code at a nuclear power plant gon...
Peach Cerebral Stage
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I saved one life
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only #2 is remotely unique
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a jinxian plot
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that's kinda cool
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All the time. The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened wa...
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65 months in federal prison Registered as a sex offender
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Jade trip university rigor
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a jinxian plot
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180
onyx chapel party of the first part
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Pumo scum
Gay Grandpa
  04/13/26
What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?
'"'''''''''''''"'
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attended an Episcopal church
brindle parlor
  04/11/26
I took a dump at Port Authority.
flatulent emerald sanctuary
  04/11/26
that is brave
Twisted multi-colored bawdyhouse
  04/11/26
It was as bad you think.
flatulent emerald sanctuary
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I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer
Twisted multi-colored bawdyhouse
  04/11/26
owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise
brindle parlor
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i've exorcised 3+ demons
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it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a...
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wow
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zoomer sexuality expert
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tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along...
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Driven a Zamboni
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Curious Talking Roast Beef Ape
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dirte
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Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else
Giant Naked Hitler
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rogue planet orbiting the SOL
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(stone cold steve austin tp)
Diamond Dallas Chad
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Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one i...
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He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus. G...
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Judas Jones
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I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Ru...
supple theater stage coffee pot
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I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008
Coral hall
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Winner
onyx chapel party of the first part
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Boyish business firm
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I smoked crack with him.
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I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.
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Narcissist
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Coon
twinkling field mexican
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It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obam...
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You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking ...
Hot excitant crackhouse clown
  04/12/26
?
twinkling field mexican
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Post a link to your novel or stfu.
Hot excitant crackhouse clown
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Brags: "Wrote a novel" Explains: "It's now...
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Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shi...
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Hot excitant crackhouse clown
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Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been ...
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Link to said novel?
Hot excitant crackhouse clown
  04/12/26
Where did you go,bro?
Obey My Commands at All Times
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Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't. Wh...
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ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame
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We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't fig...
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We talking a full degree or community college
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Initially, the agreement was for community college because h...
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how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck...
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what exactly did you do to "help her finish college.&qu...
gaped lodge regret
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She gave me the login info for her online learning managemen...
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What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?
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many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail...
non stop prop op from israel
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I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is curr...
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hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have ...
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No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker w...
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Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time...
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you're 60?
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tricked the goyim many times, countless times stuck three...
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(definitely not a CSLG alt)
Nighttime effete orchestra pit boistinker
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At the same time? Hotel or full size?
Bright box office mother
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Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon...
Mint flirting stain
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Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass
Aqua mildly autistic library
  04/12/26
We’re butt brothers, brother.
Bright box office mother
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180 I thought you just sucked on it
Aqua mildly autistic library
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Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years
passionate deep temple laser beams
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180
Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)
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Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.
olive kitchen sandwich
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180!
Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)
  04/14/26
flew a P-51.
Drunken abode digit ratio
  04/12/26
Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  04/13/26
i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard o...
Kenneth Play
  04/15/26
played golf with Trump
sticky affirmative action giraffe
  04/12/26
is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right....
Kenneth Play
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probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super co...
fartman
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Kenneth Play
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Been to over 150 countries Took a public shat in the midd...
fuchsia awkward resort persian
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I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city m...
sticky affirmative action giraffe
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Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee
Burgundy faggotry hell
  04/12/26
grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids
non stop prop op from israel
  04/13/26
Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.
JJC (retired)
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Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. S...
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my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i ...
Tatyana Ali
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my asshole remembers that day fondly
non stop prop op from israel
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AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
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Tatyana Ali
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I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 ho...
Diamond Dallas Chad
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In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor G...
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
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Fucked Alicia Silverstone
Penis Six Nine
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Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB
Jason Clothmoa
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was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.
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ouch
Kenneth Play
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as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particula...
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your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to b...
Kenneth Play
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we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situat...
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right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more mem...
Kenneth Play
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No, they are still talking about it.
chilmata
  04/14/26
100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever
zoomer sexuality expert
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it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again....
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180 Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut li...
chilmata
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not me
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genuine lol
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chilmata
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180
luiskandarnameh
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180
fartman
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A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game...
the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)
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My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded...
Judas Jones
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FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy
cowgod
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180
Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)
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cowgod
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Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)
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JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self
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cowgod
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Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)
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Reenacted “Tubgirl”
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live from the snowpocalypse dimension
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As the director or the, uh, talent?
nuke mecca
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posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.
dupa
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Four Saudi guys separately in one day
Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket
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Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina...
chilmata
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Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
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No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around t...
chilmata
  04/14/26
to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for thi...
sealclubber
  04/15/26
I don't know what that means, is that good?
chilmata
  04/15/26
unique is all i meant getting banned from a campus is uncom...
sealclubber
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I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went wit...
chilmata
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it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, ri...
sealclubber
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I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grat...
chilmata
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Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Dea...
oomox
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non stop prop op from israel
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Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different bu...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
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Thats weirdly 180
a jinxian plot
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excited?
Kenneth Play
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Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or someth...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  04/15/26
oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoo...
Kenneth Play
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Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
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Kenneth Play
  04/16/26
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Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of coppe...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  04/15/26
Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
  04/15/26
Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
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As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so...
Diane Rehm talking dirty
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It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospit...
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
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The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and ...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
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- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house d...
a jinxian plot
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Kenneth Play
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Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)
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Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the gro...
Diamond Dallas Chad
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Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna K...
Amanda Reckonwith
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"Moose" Goldberg
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i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world c...
Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp
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how'd you get away
Kenneth Play
  04/17/26
Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around fo...
Dinowhore6969
  04/16/26
Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winni...
Mideast "Peace" "Agreement"
  04/17/26
...
Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)
  04/17/26
stand up to these niggers, clearly
Only sane guy in the room
  04/17/26
climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hour...
Metaphysics is Gay
  04/17/26
I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 a...
Art Pepper Jr.
  04/17/26
Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, h...
Art Pepper Jr.
  04/17/26
fkk it's too outable to say
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:48 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Peach Cerebral Stage

saved lives

deployed code at a nuclear power plant

gone on more than 500 scuba dives

run for office

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Twisted multi-colored bawdyhouse

I saved one life

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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:57 PM
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only #2 is remotely unique

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:51 PM
Author: onyx chapel party of the first part

Where to start

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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:52 PM
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Date: April 11th, 2026 8:53 PM
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Practice law in this gorgeous Central Valley county

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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: soggy nursing home old irish cottage

I'm probably the only poaster to intentionally kill someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811465)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: Jade trip university rigor

that's kinda cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811467)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Burgundy faggotry hell

Explain?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811477)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 7:58 AM
Author: soggy nursing home old irish cottage

B&e I'm in Texas

It was on the news for a few days w that one black grifter trying to get me got

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811958)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: arousing claret meetinghouse skinny woman

Self defense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812182)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:05 AM
Author: Peach Cerebral Stage

180

thank you for saving the taxpayers

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Avocado bbw halford

Ricky

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: gaped lodge regret

!

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed ticket booth

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811668)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:10 AM
Author: supple theater stage coffee pot

I think he just fucks his mother's rotting corpse. I don't think he killed her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811699)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:34 PM
Author: .,.,,..,.,,.,.,:,,:,..,,:::,...,:,.,.:...:.,:.::,.


Wrong I’m military and have killed several people you’re faggy home defense is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822420)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:57 PM
Author: Snowy Center

Lived 13 years in a vehicle now have a career and 2 kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811469)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Jade trip university rigor

also cool, car, truck or van? did you do a 24hr fitness membership or crash in walmart parking lots with the rv crowd?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811476)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: Snowy Center

Lived in 1980s Mercedes, Volvo. Then moved up to a 1995 Blazer then a dodge ram 3500. Then a camper for a year.

Planet fitness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811480)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Jade trip university rigor

those 80's mercs had 180 af bench seats stuffed with horse hair

ever worry about your safety sleeping at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811496)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:57 PM
Author: Snowy Center

All the time.

The only CRAAAZY thing that ever happened was my first night in Tampa Bay, FL.

I heard and felt the impact of a loud thud against the undercarriage of the car, so loud it woke me up.

When I got out of the car in the morning I realized that I was parked next to an extensive network of ponds, something you don't see in other parts of the country.

So I'm pretty sure it was a fucking alligator... the next morning people at the company whose lot I was parked in confirmed that they see gators are those ponds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811682)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Canary private investor sweet tailpipe

65 months in federal prison

Registered as a sex offender

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811474)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Jade trip university rigor

lol wow, holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811478)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: Burgundy faggotry hell

No way you're the only one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811487)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Avocado bbw halford

Okay, I lol’d

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Jason Clothmoa



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:07 PM
Author: exhilarant brunch



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: Curious Talking Roast Beef Ape

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811600)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:52 PM
Author: Nubile Fragrant Dragon Public Bath



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:42 AM
Author: twinkling field mexican



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:51 AM
Author: maniacal ebony location



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: passionate deep temple laser beams



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: racy translucent site cumskin



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: a jinxian plot



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:40 AM
Author: onyx chapel party of the first part

180

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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Gay Grandpa

Pumo scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815708)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: '"'''''''''''''"'

What did you go to prison for, and what did you actually do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823034)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: brindle parlor

attended an Episcopal church

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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:01 PM
Author: flatulent emerald sanctuary

I took a dump at Port Authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811490)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Twisted multi-colored bawdyhouse

that is brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811494)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: flatulent emerald sanctuary

It was as bad you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811501)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: Twisted multi-colored bawdyhouse

I outran the cops once in a chevy blazer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811491)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: brindle parlor

owned a Chuck E. Cheese franchise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811495)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:03 PM
Author: Titillating organic girlfriend

i've exorcised 3+ demons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811499)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: Jade trip university rigor

it'd be a long story, but i'm pretty sure i've been 1:1 w/ a serial killer in an isolated area and survived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811505)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:06 PM
Author: exhilarant brunch

We've got time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811510)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: gaped lodge regret



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:04 AM
Author: Nighttime effete orchestra pit boistinker



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:07 AM
Author: Avocado bbw halford



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: Jade trip university rigor

about 25-30yrs ago i took a solo road trip in my lr discovery from tx to ca. along the way, i explored a lot of those random fire roads you look at from the highway and wonder where they go.

during one of those excursions i arrived at some sand dune area and got out of my car to survey it and consider if i should lower the air pressure on my tires and give it a go.

there was a dude in truck nearby that came over to talk. said he was from colorado, a bit strange, but nothing that couldn't be written off as just being an 'off the grid' type. memory isn't the best, but i recall he veered off into talking about killing his wife, and then expanded from there talking about killing other women, saying all this shit like it was watercooler talk in the office. i thankfully had my glock 26 in an iwb holser and moved my shirt away so it would be visible. didn't seem to phase him, but wrapped up the meet and greet fairly soon after that and i opted not to risk getting stuck in the sand and left.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811698)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: supple theater stage coffee pot



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 AM
Author: Snowy Center

You should have let him know that you had recorded the conversation, and were calling the cops (then actually do that, in front of him, reading his license plate to the dispatcher).

He could have even unrelated warrants which would make the whole thing get interesting real quick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811716)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: maniacal ebony location



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:29 AM
Author: impressive nibblets church building



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Nighttime effete orchestra pit boistinker

the world was more interesting when we had serial killers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811976)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: gaped lodge regret

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812220)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Violet nofapping dingle berry



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: scholarship

most dangerous part of this is taking a lr discovery on a road trip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815996)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:50 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816015)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:58 AM
Author: zoomer sexuality expert



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:13 AM
Author: t.rick o'treat panama

tcr, but only failure was the hood latch, got it fixed along the way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816523)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: Jade trip university rigor

random 640x480 level resolution pics from that era

https://imgur.com/h6pvvkl

https://imgur.com/SGAvmOZ

https://imgur.com/AAXallU



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:52 AM
Author: maniacal ebony location



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: cracking lavender boiling water

The most A$IAN PUSSY by far

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811592)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Curious Talking Roast Beef Ape

Driven a Zamboni

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811597)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 10:58 PM
Author: Burgundy faggotry hell

180 wholesome unique experience

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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:48 AM
Author: Curious Talking Roast Beef Ape

tyty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812134)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:00 AM
Author: dirte

Sorry friend, I've driven a zam at three different rinks in three different states.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816114)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Giant Naked Hitler (hitler did nothing wrong)

Damn, I would be upset if it was anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817230)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: rogue planet orbiting the SOL

180

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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:21 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

(stone cold steve austin tp)

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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:54 PM
Author: Nubile Fragrant Dragon Public Bath

Won three bench trials in one day, two in the morning, one in the afternoon. All DV defense side verdicts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811679)



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Date: April 11th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: Snowy Center

Until they get divorced, the big shot lawyers here will never understand how remarkable that is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811686)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:51 AM
Author: gaped lodge regret



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: splenetic psychic dog poop

Took a piss off of the high side of Half Dome at Yosemite

Shit my pants during two dates

Shit my pants during a flight

Shit behind a dumpster and behind a bush a little later after getting kicked out of a chicks place at 5am after a Bama game that I had also been kicked out of for smuggling booze into the stadium



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811696)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:12 AM
Author: Titillating organic girlfriend



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:13 AM
Author: Stimulating copper volcanic crater

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811710)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:14 AM
Author: supple theater stage coffee pot



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:53 AM
Author: maniacal ebony location



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:39 AM
Author: 180 lilac wrinkle spot

lmao. is there some correlation between being a bit of an awkward dood and pants shitting?

have a friend with a bunch of stories about dates and interactions with women that are a lot like yours.

he suddenly ran off before he was about to give a best man speech at a wedding once. later told me he almost shat himself on the way to the bathroom and that happens to him almost any time he's nervous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811893)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:50 AM
Author: Bright box office mother

I’ve never understood doods who shit their pants, but if you asked me to describe the kind of dude who shits his pants it would be a dood like Michael Doodikoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812136)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:17 PM
Author: sticky affirmative action giraffe

part of getting old is you can’t fully trust your farts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812330)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:19 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

He’s the kind of dude who would do it on the bus.

Glad I haven’t gotten that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815644)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: supple theater stage coffee pot

I was a D1 hockey enforcer despite being 5'7 and I fucked Rudolph's mother's rotting corpse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811697)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:11 AM
Author: Coral hall

I shook Senator Barack Obama's hand in 2008

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811701)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:44 AM
Author: onyx chapel party of the first part

Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811743)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Boyish business firm



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: man o' war (🫢🏾)

I smoked crack with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822814)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Stimulating copper volcanic crater

I saw King Diamond perform without makeup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811725)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:45 AM
Author: Burgundy faggotry hell



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:43 AM
Author: twinkling field mexican

Wrote a novel, taught myyself saxophone, furked around and ended up in Australia on the highly prestigious gold coast. Now rate me as a poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811742)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:46 AM
Author: Titillating organic girlfriend

Narcissist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811745)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:51 AM
Author: twinkling field mexican

Coon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811749)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:44 AM
Author: Hot excitant crackhouse clown

Can you share the novel?

I agree with the above, you've always sounded like a whiny narcissist. Especially when you claim you did something and you have no way to prove it, then you cry when people call you out for being a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811895)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 5:59 AM
Author: twinkling field mexican

It's like Darkness at Noon but the overarching enemy is obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811903)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 6:40 AM
Author: Hot excitant crackhouse clown

You wrote a novel nobody can read? Lmao. What's the fucking point of doing that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811916)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: twinkling field mexican

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811963)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:10 AM
Author: Hot excitant crackhouse clown

Post a link to your novel or stfu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811973)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: twinkling field mexican

It's nowhere near cumplete, bro. I think you would fw it though. It will be about 300 pages long or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Hot excitant crackhouse clown

Brags: "Wrote a novel"

Explains: "It's nowhere near cumplete, bro."

Is this the same novel you were "starting" back in 2004-5?

We all know it's just a paragraph, and an awful hunk of literary shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812126)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:44 AM
Author: twinkling field mexican

Bro you can barely write a sentence as it is, but you're shitting on my vision? You have a very sick mind...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812128)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: Hot excitant crackhouse clown

Bro, you said you wrote a novel. Then you said it's nowhere near complete. Have you started it at all? Lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812147)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Drunken abode digit ratio

Wrote a novel (that's actually complete) and have also been to Gold Coast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812333)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: Hot excitant crackhouse clown

Link to said novel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812574)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:38 PM
Author: Obey My Commands at All Times

Where did you go,bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820833)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:21 AM
Author: Meteorito

Maybe the sax and Australia are real. The novel isn't.

What is real is that you've spent 20+ years building the mr.jinx-whokebe cinematic universe, and somehow turned yourself into a running gag and a communal chew toy at the same time.

No one else has managed that combo. So yeah, congrats. Your definitely special. But not for the reasons you think, lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823005)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 1:18 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Big-titted Turdskin

ran (clothed) around an MLB baseball field midgame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811776)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: soggy nursing home old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:45 AM
Author: obsidian reading party cruise ship

I made a deal with a drug-addicted hooker that I would help her finish college if she fucked me for free at least once a week. We both fulfilled our respective parts of the bargain. One time I fucked her bareback from behind in the middle of a used car lot on a busy highway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811823)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:45 AM
Author: twinkling field mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811852)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: passionate deep temple laser beams

It's the drug addiction that gets me in this story. That seems sketch as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812169)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


We meet on Seeking Arrangement back in the day. I didn't figure out she was addicted to opioids until later. At that point, I wasn't about to give up free pussy attached to a 22-year-old former model. In my defense, I got her into a treatment program and helped her get sober. She was definitely still using while I was fucking her, though. (She only snorted, which made it less sketch. I would probably draw the line if she had been shooting up.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815470)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: concupiscible whorehouse

We talking a full degree or community college

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812184)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


Initially, the agreement was for community college because her associate degree was basically 100% online, which made it easy for me to login and do her homework and tests for her. She was graduating right when COVID happened and four-year college classes were being moved online. She asked me if we could continue the deal if she transferred to a four-year school and I said "yes." I did most of her work at her four-year school, although she did have to take a few tests in person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:27 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

how were you not effectively paying way above market to fuck the same hooker puss over and over, assuming your time is somewhat valuable and you have a reasonably lucrative career? Were you at least smashing multiple times per week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818528)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: gaped lodge regret

what exactly did you do to "help her finish college." are we talking money, or like explaining math homework

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812224)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:12 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


She gave me the login info for her online learning management software. I did all of her homework for her and all of her unproctored tests. It helped a lot that this was during COVID, so almost all of her classes were online. When she had to do tests with online proctoring, she would hook up her computer to an external monitor and connect a Bluetooth keyboard/mouse. Her face would appear in front of the camera, but I controlled the mouse/keyboard and took the test for her. She did have to do a couple tests in person, which I helped her cram for. She did remarkably well overall. I bet she could have been a straight A student if she ever studied. I was always a little worried that someone would notice that she got straight A's in online classes but did much worse when she had in person tests, but my guess is that she isn't the only one who cheated in online classes/tests. But overall I would say I did about 90-95% of the work for her degree.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815458)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: lex

What's the endgame here? Did you keep seeing her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815462)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

many female email jobs are performed by horny dorks who rail your "hr coordinator" in between her zoom calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815490)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


I think that is basically her life now. The dude she is currently seeing owns a landscaping business. He hired her to do accounting or billing or some other bullshit job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815498)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

hope she locks someone down soon. these chicks tend to have a pretty severe crisis when they realize life has been easy because they're hot, and by then it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815507)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815979)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: .,.,,...,...,..,....,...,...,...


No. You'll be shocked to learn that a drug-addicted hooker who traded sex for a college degree was certifiably insane. She was extreme BPD and would have meltdowns where she would destroy my shit and call the cops on me and stuff like that. Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her. And fucking the same pussy for several years gets boring after a while even if it is super hot BPD pussy who lets me do disgusting shit to her. So, we pretty much stopped hanging out once she got her degree. The last I heard she was dating some other wealthy 60-year-old. I think they might even be engaged. Good for her, I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815494)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:27 PM
Author: luiskandarnameh (🧐)

Plus my wife was getting suspicious about the amount of time I spent with her tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815503)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Tatyana Ali ((zurich is stained))

you're 60?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815618)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815975)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: Mint flirting stain

tricked the goyim many times, countless times

stuck three bottles of lotion up my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811965)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Nighttime effete orchestra pit boistinker

(definitely not a CSLG alt)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49811978)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Bright box office mother

At the same time? Hotel or full size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812139)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Mint flirting stain

Yes, at the same time. Mid size, 8 fl oz. https://www.amazon.com/Theraplex-Hydro-Lotion-Noncomedogenic-Hypoallergenic/dp/B000GFSQV4/

Great lotion a dermatologist recommended that you have to buy online. Anything you can buy in a store is trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812181)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Aqua mildly autistic library

Taken Andrea anaconda’s dick in my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812129)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:51 AM
Author: Bright box office mother

We’re butt brothers, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812137)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: Aqua mildly autistic library

180 I thought you just sucked on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812140)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: passionate deep temple laser beams

Been happily and faithfully married for nearly 25 years



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812174)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815646)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: olive kitchen sandwich

Piloted the Martha's Vineyard ferry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812176)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: Drunken abode digit ratio

flew a P-51.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812334)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Returning to this thread, and this is the item that’d I’d most like to add to my own bucket list. Performance aircraft with greatest generation gravitas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815585)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:48 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

i guess i'm not super into planes because i've never heard of this, but i just looked it up and it looks awesome https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_P-51_Mustang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820850)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: sticky affirmative action giraffe

played golf with Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812335)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

is he better than you? it seems like he's pretty good right. did you talk to him at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815984)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: fartman

probably yes on paper, especially at the time. he's super consistent and a real solid player. This was 20+ years ago during the apprentice days and I was just nervous/polite and also very young.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816941)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 8:11 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817912)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 2:40 PM
Author: fuchsia awkward resort persian

Been to over 150 countries

Took a public shat in the middle of the afternoon in a public park in Eilat, Israel circa 2000. Still my proudest accomplishment, literally shat on Israel like it was a Mumbai sidewalk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812584)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: sticky affirmative action giraffe

I once pissed in the seacrets hotel elevator in ocean city maryland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812722)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 4:05 PM
Author: Burgundy faggotry hell

Lol I've been to the bar, potentially stood in your pee

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49812741)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

grabbed another poasters ass in front of his wife and kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815479)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: JJC (retired)

Gay sex on the summit of Mt. Everest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815499)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

Fucked and nutted 10x in a female within a 24 hour period. She was in her 30s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Tatyana Ali ((zurich is stained))

my record is 15 or 16, i did this in 2021 in Florida when i was 42 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815631)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)

my asshole remembers that day fondly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815777)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:57 AM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816141)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Tatyana Ali ((zurich is stained))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817178)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

I want to say I did 12 with some chick in a span of 10-12 hours. Later I exceeded that (probably 15-17) but it was less impressive because I took the full 24 hours and it was spread across two sessions with a lot of downtime in between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818532)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (thanks, Rach!)

In person at the MLB debuts of both Paul Skenes AND Konnor Griffin. And I don’t live in Pittsburgh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815516)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:23 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

Fucked Alicia Silverstone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815654)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:27 PM
Author: Jason Clothmoa

Sacked a future nfl pro bowl QB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815662)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 8:28 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


was picked off twice in the same inning in Little League.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815664)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815980)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:37 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


as i recall the second walk back to the dugout was particularly painful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815989)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

your team must've been winning by a lot though, right? to be on base twice in the same inning you guys were likely running up the score

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816012)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


we mercy ruled them. which took some sting out of the situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816032)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

right, so this was a moment that was probably a lot more memorable and vivid for you, vs anyone else on the team who probably didn't care that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816466)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: chilmata

No, they are still talking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816717)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: zoomer sexuality expert

100% this gets brought up at every 4th of july or whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816742)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


it's usually right before Thanksgiving when we gather again. always good for a laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816748)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:44 AM
Author: chilmata

180

Are you the guy who wrote that nostalgic Pizza Hut little league poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818450)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 AM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


not me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818911)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816747)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: sealclubber

genuine lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816002)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: chilmata



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816716)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:59 AM
Author: luiskandarnameh (🧐)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816498)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 10:04 AM
Author: fartman

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816507)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.)

A HS teammate of mine got picked off twice in the same *game* and we still to this day treat him like he has special needs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820983)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:33 PM
Author: Judas Jones

My worst ever baseball game I grounded into two bases loaded 1-2-3 double plays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823433)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: cowgod

FF7 Rebirth platinum trophy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815779)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:45 AM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816093)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: cowgod



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818073)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 10:54 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49824352)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:40 PM
Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,....,


JFC. Any other poaster would have killed self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820838)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:09 AM
Author: cowgod

😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820925)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822798)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 11:33 PM
Author: ""''"'''"'

Reenacted “Tubgirl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49815983)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: live from the snowpocalypse dimension



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818463)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: nuke mecca

As the director or the, uh, talent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49819643)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: dupa

posted myself playing iron maiden bass covers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816491)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Sickly argumentative UES Jew in puffy jacket

Four Saudi guys separately in one day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816744)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: chilmata

Was permanently banned from the University of South Carolina's campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49816867)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 5:58 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Did you cause a commotion at an esports tournament?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817562)



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Date: April 14th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: chilmata

No, I lit some toilet paper on fire that was strewn around the dorm hallway and it damaged the carpet. I also let some Rainbow Tribe people live in my dorm room for a night or two and they were panhandling in the dorm lobby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49817845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: sealclubber

to be fair, that last sentence was a guaranteed lock for this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818398)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:41 AM
Author: chilmata

I don't know what that means, is that good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818447)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: sealclubber

unique is all i meant

getting banned from a campus is uncommon, but letting panhandlers staying in your dorm? miracle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49819538)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: chilmata

I first met them in the woods outside of campus. I went with some dorm friends. They had a empty gallon milk container that they had filled up with water and dosed with LSD and were passing it around the bonfire. Someone had a guitar and was playing 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd, there were some bongos and congas.

They were on the move, needed a play to stay, I offered my dorm room since my roommate dropped out with spinal meningitis earlier that year.

Everyone in the Rainbow Tribe or Rainbow Gathering, whatever they were called, were around our ages, but there was this dude in his 40s or 50s that was hanging out with them and he actually owned a car. It was a small red convertible like a Miata.

I remember hearing a story about that dude a few months later about how he totaled his car because it "got sucked" under a tractor-trailer on the highway. I remember asking how the fuck does a car get sucked under a tractor trailer but did not get a satisfactory answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49819621)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: sealclubber

it's wheel of time that has the hippies wandering around, right? that's who i'm envisioning

did your rainbows follow the grateful dead?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49819638)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: chilmata

I never watched that. Yes, of course they followed the Grateful Dead lol. That was their entire shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49819667)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: oomox

Amazing. I had never heard of these people. I knew about Deadheads but not the Rainbow people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49821009)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: non stop prop op from israel (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49821195)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

Killed in excess of 50 venomous snakes, each in different but excited circumstances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818459)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:59 AM
Author: a jinxian plot

Thats weirdly 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818479)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

excited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818938)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

Like oh shit, there’s a snake. Not in a lab or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820693)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

oh ok - got it. so what was your method then. did you shoot them? or you have a whacking stick or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820829)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

Practical improvisation for sure. I’ve got a dedicated pistol with snakeshot (hand loads!) now. A shovel or hoe is fine for copperheads who are generally shy and play possum. Rattlesnakes and cottonmouths are big and will fucking strike at or follow you. I don’t like getting that close to them. And it’s very common that they get into brush or other crap where you can’t get a clean hit at them with a shovel, so snake shot is generally good for those cases. Always chop the head off regardless.

Neighbors call me when they have snakes.

I hate and am scared to death of snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820916)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49821186)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822326)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:14 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

50 different types of venomous snakes? Or a passel of copperheads every summer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820798)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

Rattlesnakes, copperheads, and cottonmouths only. The latter are the most aggressive by far. Rattlesnakes are the scariest though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820914)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

Rattlers at least have the courtesy to announce themselves. Trying to spot a copperhead on pine needles is basically impossible. And water moccasins ate my least favorite because you can't swing a shovel in the lake while swimming

Doubt I've got 50 over my lifetime, so you've def got me. But I'm sure I'm over two dozen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49821119)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

As a kid, we had a copperhead take up residence in a game of Candyland in our basement. Not flame, we found its shed skin slithered through King Kandy, Princess Lolly, around Lord Licorice and Peppermint Forest before exiting around Plumpy. The copperhead appeared one day in the living room where it met is demise courtesy of a nearby 2x4.

Then there was the incident in The Great Smoky Mountains where I got bitten by a timber rattlesnake. Or the time in Florida while I was kayaking and some kind of snake fell out of the tree literally 20 feet in front of my kayak right above where I would've passed through. I fucking hate snakes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822334)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: Diane Rehm talking dirty (πŸ¦€ )

You got bit? Damn. Never met anyone who has been bitten, so far as I know. What happened?

I’ve seen cattle and horses bitten on the face. They swell up like balloons but all lived.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822395)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

It was a dry bite, so nothing happened. I went to the hospital, they had antivenom ready, but apparently I didn't need it. There was only swelling from the bite itself, which really hurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822415)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

The river I grew up near had a lot of overhanging trees and you’d occasionally hear about a snake dropping into a canoe or john boat. But they’re mostly harmless black rat snakes. Look a bit like a water moccasin when you’re freaked out, but mostly harmless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823485)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:53 AM
Author: a jinxian plot

- hosted an underground dance event w a world top 10 house dj as my headliner

- performed with yo yo ma at a major music venue

- fempoasted on an anonymous, severely mentally ill 1.0 chatblawgwebsite for 25 years without making any real enemies

- bled for 7 days and didnt die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818465)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:36 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820830)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 10:50 PM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49820856)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:35 AM
Author: Diamond Dallas Chad

Became president of a wrestling efed and ran it into the ground:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3866110&mc=13&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49818533)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:58 AM
Author: Amanda Reckonwith

Sailed around all the Hawaiian Islands. Snowboarding Mauna Kea on Hawaii Island. Survived stemi heart attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49821045)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: "Moose" Goldberg



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49821261)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:49 AM
Author: Cope. Seethe. Dilate. tp

i was kidnapped by a cocaine dealer while in a third world country

lived with an academy award winner (and separately an emmy winner). I'm two awards away from roommate egot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49821210)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:46 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)

how'd you get away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823908)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 10:53 PM
Author: Dinowhore6969

Ran a minor league basketball league that had been around for 50 years into the ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49822576)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:37 AM
Author: Mideast "Peace" "Agreement" (No Future)

Had my horror criticism endorsed and reposted by award-winning giants of the genre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823018)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Emilio Estevez circa 2022 (tp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823307)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:51 AM
Author: Only sane guy in the room

stand up to these niggers, clearly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823338)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Metaphysics is Gay

climbed mount everest (virtually by watching 1,000's of hours of computer videos thereof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823913)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Art Pepper Jr.

I let mrjinx fuck me raw in a Brisbane public park in 2012 and ended with a public indecency charge.

Yes, I’m whokebe in case that wasn’t obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823928)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Art Pepper Jr.

Forgot a gem: 15-year LARP: Ran a 15-year fiction: doctor, husband, father. Actual: single, gay, childless. Add-on: mr.jinx’s’s pet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823944)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: ...,...,,.::..;,.,:,:,,..,::.,:,.,.:.:.,:.


fkk it's too outable to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49823931)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 11:08 PM
Author: peeface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856162&forum_id=2],#49824367)