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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:08 AM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Lilac spot

Kevin McCallister is now in biglaw, he just fell asleep at 2 am while a boomer partner is looking over a document Kevin worked all night on. He sees a typo in his clients name on page 38, he looks up and yells

"KEVIN!"

Mccallister wakes up in a cold sweat as if he heard him directly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28019649)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:16 AM
Author: Well-lubricated Indian Lodge



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:20 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:32 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:39 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: pale curious persian stage

Fuck this GAY EARTH

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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: sick knife

Lol 1 fucking 80

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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:48 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:54 PM
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Date: January 19th, 2017 6:49 PM
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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:26 PM
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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:52 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:13 AM
Author: Lilac spot

Kevin goes up to partner, "IM NOT AFRAID ANYMORE!"

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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:01 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:13 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:14 AM
Author: Lilac spot

Kevin says he has to leave at 6 since family is over, boomer partner plans to drive by to ensure the veracity of this claim, kevin uses michael jordan cut outs and mannequin to make a fake party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28019669)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:31 AM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:06 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:15 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:08 AM
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Date: June 25th, 2015 10:45 PM
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Date: June 25th, 2015 10:46 PM
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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
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Date: November 28th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:13 PM
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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:10 PM
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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:32 PM
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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:59 AM
Author: claret den

this is the funniest thing i've ever read on this site

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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:04 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:06 PM
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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:22 PM
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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:11 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:52 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2016 12:13 PM
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Date: December 24th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Primrose digit ratio institution

I'm literally crying

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Date: December 25th, 2016 12:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Address



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: onyx slimy gunner



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:31 PM
Author: Fuchsia Titillating House



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:54 AM
Author: mustard really tough guy



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:14 PM
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Date: June 2nd, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: massive dysfunction

Senior Associate pointing out old Partner to Kevin: "He just walks up and down the halls each day asking people about their hours. He has a big pile of papers in his office, where some say he keeps the bodies of Associates who were below target."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28019750)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Diverse crusty school karate



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:30 AM
Author: Lilac spot

There are 15 associates on this case and you're the only one who has to cause typos

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: Twinkling pervert crotch



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:45 AM
Author: fragrant hospital athletic conference

"I don't want to do doc review with Fuller. He'll drink too much and piss himself."

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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: galvanic gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026072)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:10 AM
Author: Hideous corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026079)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: hairless supple senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414564)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:19 AM
Author: galvanic gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33771036)



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Date: September 19th, 2018 8:57 AM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#36839076)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:48 AM
Author: massive dysfunction

Partner to Kevin in front of deal team: "Look what you did you little JERK"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020283)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:09 AM
Author: galvanic gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026073)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:11 AM
Author: Hideous corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026080)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28261349)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Light stag film fanboi

Kevin digging through the insulated bag from Seamless: "Hey, who took my vegan pad thai?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020290)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:19 AM
Author: wonderful tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33036597)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:50 AM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020295)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 11:52 AM
Author: pearl stain

"Track the changes you pithy animal."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020302)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:05 AM
Author: Twinkling pervert crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026047)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:09 PM
Author: Khaki piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28201889)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 2:49 PM
Author: Grizzly market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28261708)



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Date: July 5th, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: Honey-headed Sanctuary Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28262325)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Diverse crusty school karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29275057)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: hairless supple senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414566)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: sapphire degenerate organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414796)



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Date: November 28th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34792104)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:12 PM
Author: narrow-minded shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39265608)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:29 PM
Author: Naked psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41569114)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: mustard really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646623)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:10 PM
Author: Bright national weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646660)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 12:54 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28020889)



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: Anal sepia hunting ground

Kevin in line to buy Sonicare e-toothbrush, spots named partner in pharmacy line, they lock eyes, Kevin flees, is chased by militarized cops onto Rockefeller ice rink and shot dead

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28021114)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 2:04 AM
Author: wonderful tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28026039)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded shitlib

Guys - I don't think this thread was supposed to be about "biglaw Kevin" . . .

Check op again . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28201843)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: aromatic indigo turdskin

To be fair,

That was before we found out that Kevin is now in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414607)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: impressive cracking church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32150531)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: silver jewess corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646681)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414773)



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Date: June 25th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Khaki piazza

Is this toothbrush approved by the American dental association? *sends spoliation letter*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28201898)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 10:36 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#28640238)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Diverse crusty school karate

"My shrew girlfriend...WOOF!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29275064)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 11:07 PM
Author: laughsome bearded twinkling uncleanness center

partner in charge turns himself into a tarantula and stalks kevin around his spacious winnetka home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29275120)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:58 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Office

Kevin! You spent $987 on SEAMLESS!?!?!?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414622)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 1:59 PM
Author: Vermilion talented clown property

Kevin having heart-to-heart with a bitter nazi homosexual department store elf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414627)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Irradiated haunting orchestra pit

"I know you're not the real evan39, but I know you work for him."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29450741)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29450745)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:50 PM
Author: Vermilion talented clown property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29753550)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: impressive cracking church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32150532)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:08 AM
Author: blathering menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33036525)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:34 PM
Author: Slippery Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41537092)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Lilac spot

Biglaw Kevin watching porn in the office alone on Christmas Day.

"Guys, I'm watching porn and padding billing! You better come out and stop me!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414638)



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Date: December 19th, 2015 2:05 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29414662)



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Date: February 4th, 2016 7:49 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29753545)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:20 AM
Author: wonderful tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33036604)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:20 AM
Author: galvanic gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33771040)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:36 AM
Author: submissive faggot firefighter library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39333809)



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Date: December 20th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29420138)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29430563)



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Date: December 21st, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Lilac spot

Kevin alone at bar on Tuesday after work hammered.

Hot bartender: are you here by yourself?

Kevin: I'm twenty eight years old, you think I'd be here by myself? I don't think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29430591)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 2:17 AM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29438114)



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Date: March 30th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#30168411)



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Date: December 25th, 2015 12:56 AM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29450731)



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Date: February 13th, 2016 2:18 AM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#29817258)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200690)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: fragrant hospital athletic conference

Kevin's family notices he didn't board the plane for the family vacation in France, but nobody does anything about it because this is the fourth time he's bailed on a long-planned vacation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200795)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Honey-headed Sanctuary Toilet Seat

1-8-0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200886)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32224094)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:59 PM
Author: Rambunctious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32224668)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:21 AM
Author: galvanic gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33771041)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: massive dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34748418)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 6:00 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#36704029)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:32 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Emerald Jew Dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#37447688)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:30 AM
Author: Out-of-control Exciting Parlour Nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39333781)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:36 PM
Author: ultramarine crawly therapy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646763)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:29 PM
Author: Lilac spot

"Excuse me sir this is MCLE approved by the American Bar Association?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200905)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#35020276)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: mustard really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646624)



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Date: August 16th, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: ocher mood philosopher-king

BigLaw Kevin prepares to enter a courtroom for the first time after 5 years preparing trial notebooks "This is it! Don't get scared now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31200928)



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Date: November 26th, 2016 4:09 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#31996036)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:46 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32150493)



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Date: December 18th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: deep tanning salon

Had to do the math on this and then got really depressed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32173692)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus

OP is from 2015 too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#35020301)



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Date: December 29th, 2019 7:27 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle duck-like mother lay

Thread could have been made in 2012 and still been correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39346202)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 10:48 PM
Author: hyperventilating lavender garrison

this is what the home alone kid was up to in the early 2000s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5gxjvYDPJQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32224234)



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Date: December 24th, 2016 11:45 PM
Author: dun casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32224607)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#32234846)



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Date: April 10th, 2017 1:06 AM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33036516)



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Date: July 14th, 2017 2:17 AM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33771031)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Lilac spot

Bump4johnheard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33829983)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Lilac spot

Kevin told his partners not to contact him, since he was at a funeral. He feels a vibration in his leg. He looks down at his phone, no email or text. He has ALS instead. He is relieved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33829990)



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Date: July 22nd, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Lilac spot

Kevin gives a speech at the funeral:

"My dad was a great guy. Raised a wonderful family."

"Hold on guys important phone call. You guys understand I'm a senior associate now I have responsibilities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#33830079)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: massive dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34748406)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: onyx slimy gunner

top thread. would read again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34748434)



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Date: December 7th, 2017 8:23 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#34864438)



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Date: December 27th, 2017 5:08 PM
Author: garnet alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#35020278)



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Date: March 15th, 2018 5:26 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#35613671)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:29 AM
Author: massive dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39333776)



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Date: April 27th, 2018 3:30 PM
Author: ultramarine crawly therapy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#35933392)



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Date: August 28th, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#36704022)



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Date: December 21st, 2018 1:29 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#37447679)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:54 AM
Author: 180 ivory macaca

Home Alone 2 also

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#37768046)



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Date: February 12th, 2019 4:56 AM
Author: vibrant prole

Both were filmed in the same studio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#37768048)



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Date: December 14th, 2019 4:08 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39265585)



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Date: December 24th, 2019 9:02 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39320948)



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Date: December 27th, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: submissive faggot firefighter library

Kevin overhears partner meeting where they decide they are going to come down to his office at 8 a.m. the next morning to give him the talk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39333822)



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Date: January 11th, 2020 10:44 PM
Author: deep tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#39416836)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 12:55 AM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#40107200)



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Date: July 22nd, 2020 11:07 PM
Author: Underhanded yellow church building lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#40647241)



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Date: December 12th, 2020 10:29 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41537056)



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Date: December 17th, 2020 8:30 PM
Author: Naked psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41569118)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41614658)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus

Holy shit, this thread is five years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41614837)



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Date: December 25th, 2020 1:17 PM
Author: Ungodly lascivious stage puppy

Closer to the moon landing than today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#41614856)



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Date: October 14th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: Lilac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#43273681)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:13 PM
Author: Spectacular medicated death wish locus

This thread came out closer to 9/11 than today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#43339303)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: ultramarine crawly therapy tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#45646764)



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Date: May 18th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Nudist home hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#48941372)



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Date: October 27th, 2021 3:37 PM
Author: topaz toaster

*Kennedy assassination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#43339433)



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Date: April 5th, 2022 1:06 AM
Author: puce multi-colored whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2896237&forum_id=2],#44280793)



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Date: December 17th, 2022 11:50 AM
Author: Lilac spot



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