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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a w...
nubile whorehouse messiness
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Mentally Impaired Parlour Feces
  06/03/25
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laughsome self-absorbed university tattoo
  06/04/25
...
well-lubricated lay
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
big-titted mental disorder newt
  06/03/25
Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Hap...
nubile whorehouse messiness
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Glassy school cafeteria
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
flesh center
  06/03/25
Wtf? How do I make that much????
nubile whorehouse messiness
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
fragrant parlor haunted graveyard
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
Lascivious marketing idea
  06/03/25
poast ur email im serious
nubile whorehouse messiness
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
comical lodge mad-dog skullcap
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Motley Cordovan Quadroon Place Of Business
  06/03/25
obviously yes
kink-friendly copper kitchen gaping
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
crystalline dopamine codepig
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
puce misanthropic hell windowlicker
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
Aromatic Trailer Park Hairy Legs
  06/04/25
u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above
nubile whorehouse messiness
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
bat-shit-crazy 180 son of senegal
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
crystalline dopamine codepig
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
flatulent liquid oxygen corner
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
frum impertinent yarmulke
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Arousing Rambunctious Dysfunction Ape
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
fragrant parlor haunted graveyard
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
brass cerebral lettuce crackhouse
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Arousing Rambunctious Dysfunction Ape
  06/04/25
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laughsome self-absorbed university tattoo
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
comical lodge mad-dog skullcap
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Violent Pearly Ratface
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
flatulent liquid oxygen corner
  06/04/25
I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four mon...
nubile whorehouse messiness
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
vibrant chestnut library useless brakes
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
glittery knife
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: nubile whorehouse messiness

Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984484)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Parlour Feces

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: laughsome self-absorbed university tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986753)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: well-lubricated lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986816)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: big-titted mental disorder newt

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: nubile whorehouse messiness

Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984491)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Glassy school cafeteria

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: flesh center

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: nubile whorehouse messiness

Wtf? How do I make that much????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984494)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: fragrant parlor haunted graveyard

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Lascivious marketing idea

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: nubile whorehouse messiness

poast ur email

im serious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984697)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: comical lodge mad-dog skullcap

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Motley Cordovan Quadroon Place Of Business

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: kink-friendly copper kitchen gaping

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: crystalline dopamine codepig

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: puce misanthropic hell windowlicker

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: Aromatic Trailer Park Hairy Legs

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: nubile whorehouse messiness

u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985860)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy 180 son of senegal

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: crystalline dopamine codepig

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: flatulent liquid oxygen corner

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: frum impertinent yarmulke

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Arousing Rambunctious Dysfunction Ape

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: fragrant parlor haunted graveyard

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: brass cerebral lettuce crackhouse

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Arousing Rambunctious Dysfunction Ape

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: laughsome self-absorbed university tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: comical lodge mad-dog skullcap

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Violent Pearly Ratface

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: flatulent liquid oxygen corner

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: nubile whorehouse messiness

I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986805)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: vibrant chestnut library useless brakes

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: glittery knife

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2],#48986845)