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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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primrose theater stage legal warrant
  06/27/25
i support islam now
cobalt trailer park chad
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honey-headed hospital
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Lilac Fortuitous Meteor
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
primrose theater stage legal warrant
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Lilac Fortuitous Meteor
  06/27/25
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Stubborn Idea He Suggested
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Flushed motley native old irish cottage
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Talented angry university
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Ruby Hairy Legs
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Ruby Hairy Legs
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Mint field party of the first part
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Insanely creepy glittery becky pozpig
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Flushed motley native old irish cottage
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Lascivious Saffron Church
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Flushed motley native old irish cottage
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Lilac Fortuitous Meteor
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Flushed motley native old irish cottage
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arousing plum background story
  06/27/25
It's both
Harsh meetinghouse
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Talented angry university
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
180 station keepsake machete
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
maize elastic band
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
cobalt trailer park chad
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Maroon flickering dilemma
  06/27/25
lmfao
Lascivious Saffron Church
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
ocher chapel
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Talented angry university
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
ocher chapel
  06/27/25
lmao
Ruby Hairy Legs
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Lilac Fortuitous Meteor
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boyish really tough guy locale
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Ruby Hairy Legs
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
yapping site macaca
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Ruby Hairy Legs
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Flushed motley native old irish cottage
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
yapping site macaca
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Flushed motley native old irish cottage
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Talented angry university
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
ocher chapel
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Ruby Hairy Legs
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Talented angry university
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Maniacal casino trust fund
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Pea-brained ticket booth
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
primrose theater stage legal warrant
  06/27/25
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primrose theater stage legal warrant
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
180 station keepsake machete
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Hateful exciting house gunner
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Fear-inspiring adventurous affirmative action twinkling uncleanness
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Shimmering Painfully Honest Faggot Firefighter
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
garnet roommate abode
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Hateful exciting house gunner
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Free-loading Digit Ratio Half-breed
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
maize elastic band
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Ruby Hairy Legs
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
garnet roommate abode
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Hateful exciting house gunner
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: primrose theater stage legal warrant



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: cobalt trailer park chad

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: honey-headed hospital



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Lilac Fortuitous Meteor

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: primrose theater stage legal warrant

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Lilac Fortuitous Meteor

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Stubborn Idea He Suggested



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Flushed motley native old irish cottage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Talented angry university



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Ruby Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Ruby Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Mint field party of the first part

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Insanely creepy glittery becky pozpig



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Flushed motley native old irish cottage

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Lascivious Saffron Church

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Flushed motley native old irish cottage

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Lilac Fortuitous Meteor

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Flushed motley native old irish cottage

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: arousing plum background story



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Harsh meetinghouse

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Talented angry university



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: 180 station keepsake machete

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: maize elastic band

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: cobalt trailer park chad

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Maroon flickering dilemma

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Lascivious Saffron Church

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: ocher chapel

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Talented angry university

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: ocher chapel

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Ruby Hairy Legs

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Lilac Fortuitous Meteor

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: boyish really tough guy locale



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Ruby Hairy Legs

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: yapping site macaca

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Ruby Hairy Legs

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Flushed motley native old irish cottage

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: yapping site macaca

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Flushed motley native old irish cottage

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Talented angry university

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: ocher chapel

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Ruby Hairy Legs

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Talented angry university

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Maniacal casino trust fund

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Pea-brained ticket booth

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: primrose theater stage legal warrant

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: primrose theater stage legal warrant



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: 180 station keepsake machete

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Hateful exciting house gunner

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring adventurous affirmative action twinkling uncleanness

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Shimmering Painfully Honest Faggot Firefighter

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: garnet roommate abode

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Hateful exciting house gunner

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Free-loading Digit Ratio Half-breed

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: maize elastic band

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Ruby Hairy Legs

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: garnet roommate abode

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Hateful exciting house gunner

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055482)