*Laughs w/teen neighbor GF as you pick blackberries together*
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Date: September 3rd, 2014 12:14 AM Author: mischievous meetinghouse
"haha, did you know these things are actually weeds?"
"but they're so sweet, though!"
"not as sweet as you!"
"awwwwwh!"
*snaps forward 15 years*
"wow, the chef actually uses liquid nitrogen to freeze the blackberry before he puts it on the duck intestine consomme-foam-powder pudding. it's very outré; let me take a few photos. sooooo glad you're paying for this; lol; i make okay money but it gets pricey after a while, lol! but you're a nice guy... move your fucking hand out of the frame, come on! goddamn it; move your chair, your fucking shadow is fucking up my shot!"
*goes to restroom; shoots self in face*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664092&forum_id=2],#26257439) |
Date: September 3rd, 2014 1:58 PM Author: Multi-colored lodge
FUCK fuck fuck fuck
THEN: grandma giving u $100 on ur birthday seeming like more money than anyone in the world, ur mom letting you spend $5 on a couple packs of Topps cards but not taking the top pack in the display box because it's unlucky.
NOW: "oh, 5 course tasting menu is only $140 each, and wine pairings are only $80 each ... OOOH but RESERVE wine pairings are only $100 each! Let's just do that!"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664092&forum_id=2],#26259789) |
Date: September 3rd, 2014 2:03 PM Author: Vengeful jade famous landscape painting national
jesus fucking christ
what am i become
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664092&forum_id=2],#26259818)
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Date: September 4th, 2015 3:05 PM Author: Arousing ruby parlor
THEN: "It doesn't really matter what we watch," she whispers in your ear, hanging her lithe frame on your arm as you meander the Blockbuster aisle, her fingers entwined in your palm as she holds herself on her tiptoes, tugging Freddie Prinze Jr. box from the shelf, "It always takes us 5 hours to watch a movie anyway."
NOW: "HURRY UP!" she bellows from the solo recliner, "I'M SKIPPING THE CREDITS AND WE'RE MOVING TO EPISODE 162, now get are the taquitos out of the toaster over and bring them here," motioning beside the tub of sour cream. "We can still get another 3 episodes in tonight."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664092&forum_id=2],#28689107) |
Date: September 16th, 2015 12:49 PM Author: Red Stimulating Useless Brakes Sneaky Criminal
There was recently a thread where a male xo poster complains about his gf who organized an apple picking trip for them.
Nothing pleases you idiots.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664092&forum_id=2],#28767038) |
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Date: September 16th, 2015 12:55 PM Author: know-it-all kitchen
BUT
I
ORGANIZED
IT
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Date: October 20th, 2015 4:55 PM Author: Ultramarine mental disorder
I got bruises on my knees for you
And grass stains on my knees for you
Got holes in my new jeans for you
Got pink and black and blue
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2664092&forum_id=2],#29007965)
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Date: September 8th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: ,.,..,.,..,.,.,.,..,.,.,,..,..,.,,..,.,,.
libs? hmmmmmlibs?
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