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Charcoal mental disorder
  06/10/17
Gay abortions: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042...
Electric Heaven
  06/10/17
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Charcoal mental disorder
  06/10/17
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Arrogant misanthropic hunting ground hissy fit
  06/10/17
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geriatric tantric pistol ticket booth
  06/11/17
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maroon mad-dog skullcap
  12/16/17
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Crimson Whorehouse
  09/17/20
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Electric Heaven
  06/27/23
Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Electric Heaven
  06/10/17
MOAR!
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/10/17
sup
contagious university
  10/02/17
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Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  12/22/17
Mario Bros. castle: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Electric Heaven
  06/10/17
MOAR!
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/10/17
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Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/10/17
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Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/10/17
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Glittery Abnormal Alpha Voyeur
  06/10/17
I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-aslee...
Electric Heaven
  06/10/17
No offense but You were right.
geriatric tantric pistol ticket booth
  06/11/17
How dare you
Electric Heaven
  02/02/22
"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial g...
Disgusting mischievous principal's office
  10/26/20
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Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
Violent Cerise International Law Enforcement Agency Azn
  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
Electric Heaven
  06/11/17
try it the gay abortion one was a little longer and that ...
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/11/17
First Trump parody: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Electric Heaven
  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
sexy spectacular national
  01/19/20
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Yellow Cruise Ship
  01/21/23
evan39 is our orwell
mind-boggling transparent kitchen incel
  06/10/17
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Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  10/30/17
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Electric Heaven
  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
khaki church building
  06/11/17
Tochmae Brannochbaen: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
Electric Heaven
  06/11/17
God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expe...
khaki church building
  06/11/17
yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans w...
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/11/17
Chaebong Hyung: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
Electric Heaven
  06/11/17
ty
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/11/17
German man claims Antarctica http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
naked institution really tough guy
  06/17/17
The mother of all Trump posts http://www.autoadmit.com/th...
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/22/17
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Yellow Cruise Ship
  09/12/23
where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Afric...
fragrant costumed area
  06/22/17
Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/22/17
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fragrant costumed area
  06/22/17
MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/22/17
Woman chattering away http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  10/12/17
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Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  12/14/17
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light flickering gunner theater stage
  12/16/17
Retard in business school: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Electric Heaven
  12/22/17
College dreams come true: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Electric Heaven
  12/22/17
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Electric Heaven
  04/30/18
You need to write for a living, friend
Beady-eyed community account
  04/30/18
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Greedy motley locale karate
  04/30/18
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Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/19/18
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&fo...
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/19/18
Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread
low-t location internal respiration
  08/18/18
Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember ...
Electric Heaven
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Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
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Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  10/19/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&am...
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  10/20/18
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Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  12/22/18
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&am...
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  06/09/19
I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese ar...
Electric Heaven
  06/09/19
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Electric Heaven
  09/24/19
where’s the one about British elections that featured ...
Jet-lagged Indian Lodge Friendly Grandma
  09/24/19
A content machine.
Disgusting mischievous principal's office
  09/24/19
amazing
Beady-eyed community account
  09/25/19
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Underhanded chapel boltzmann
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Electric Heaven
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Beady-eyed community account
  01/19/20
evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website a...
sexy spectacular national
  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
sexy spectacular national
  01/19/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&...
Beady-eyed community account
  06/05/20
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&am...
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Swollen Azure Public Bath Masturbator
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Electric Heaven
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Beady-eyed community account
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Electric Heaven
  09/17/20
Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan http://autoadmit.com/t...
cerebral cheese-eating quadroon
  09/17/20
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Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  10/13/20
Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Beady-eyed community account
  10/26/20
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Dull shaky becky
  12/15/20
Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Electric Heaven
  12/15/20
Ty for ur service
zippy brilliant sweet tailpipe
  12/15/20
Plague doctor: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=45...
Electric Heaven
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Electric Heaven
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Beady-eyed community account
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Electric Heaven
  05/15/21
Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
Beady-eyed community account
  08/21/21
Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
Beady-eyed community account
  08/25/21
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Hot rigpig
  01/14/25
Building collapses in Nigeria http://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
Beady-eyed community account
  09/01/21
Larry Elder Reparations bill http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Beady-eyed community account
  09/07/21
Eating pussy causes cancer: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Electric Heaven
  09/29/21
Texas death row: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Electric Heaven
  09/29/21
Obituary mistake: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Electric Heaven
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Electric Heaven
  11/11/21
A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.
Disgusting mischievous principal's office
  11/11/21
Sotomayor oral arguments http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Beady-eyed community account
  12/01/21
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Primrose Theatre
  12/12/21
Marco Rubio household finances http://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Beady-eyed community account
  12/12/21
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Electric Heaven
  12/23/21
Principal spanking cheerleader: https://xoxohth.com/threa...
Electric Heaven
  01/02/22
Fat lady at Cinnabon: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Electric Heaven
  02/10/22
Negative ad during MPM: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Electric Heaven
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Beady-eyed community account
  04/21/22
Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin http://xoxohth.com/thr...
Greedy motley locale karate
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Yellow Cruise Ship
  09/12/23
Asian baby's first word is Harvard: http://xoxohth.com/th...
Electric Heaven
  10/08/22
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passionate self-centered temple shitlib
  10/08/22
Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Electric Heaven
  10/09/22
He's going hard in the paint.
crystalline hairraiser rehab private investor
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Electric Heaven
  10/19/22
Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable htt...
sexy spectacular national
  10/19/22
Freddy Krueger files for unemployment: http://xoxohth.com...
Electric Heaven
  10/24/22
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Irradiated mad cow disease shrine
  01/14/25
Therapist learns about our board: http://xoxohth.com/thre...
Electric Heaven
  11/11/22
Buttigieg tops new poll: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Electric Heaven
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passionate self-centered temple shitlib
  12/06/22
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Electric Heaven
  12/25/22
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Greedy motley locale karate
  12/28/22
Revised LSAT http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=535153...
Greedy motley locale karate
  06/12/23
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bearded dun church cuckold
  06/12/23
Stockton Rush in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Electric Heaven
  06/26/23
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Electric Heaven
  07/15/23
Directional State U http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Greedy motley locale karate
  09/03/23
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Electric Heaven
  09/03/23
Warren Buffett http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398...
Greedy motley locale karate
  09/03/23
John Grisham sequel http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Greedy motley locale karate
  09/06/23
¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba http://xoxohth.com...
Greedy motley locale karate
  09/12/23
Burning Man holocaust museum http://www.xoxohth.com/thread....
Greedy motley locale karate
  09/14/23
Female birdbrain mentality: https://xoxohth.com/thread.ph...
Electric Heaven
  09/15/23
Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ http://www.xoxoht...
Greedy motley locale karate
  10/01/23
NATO goes woke: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Electric Heaven
  10/06/23
Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk http://...
Greedy motley locale karate
  10/12/23
Frasier reboot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Electric Heaven
  10/13/23
Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
Greedy motley locale karate
  10/21/23
Toyota trucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Electric Heaven
  11/19/23
Intergalactic NOWAG: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thre...
Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca
  11/30/23
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Primrose Theatre
  11/30/23
Kissinger in Hell: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Electric Heaven
  11/30/23
Home Alone: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=49933...
Electric Heaven
  12/06/23
Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics): http:/...
crystalline hairraiser rehab private investor
  12/06/23
George Costanza goes to Harvard: https://xoxohth.com/thre...
Electric Heaven
  12/18/23
Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement...
Greedy motley locale karate
  01/15/24
Despacito: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=36492...
Electric Heaven
  01/22/24
Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting T...
Beady-eyed community account
  01/26/24
DOJ sues Apple http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Greedy motley locale karate
  03/22/24
Perfect Strangers: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Electric Heaven
  04/02/24
Bill Cosby stamps: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
Electric Heaven
  05/27/24
Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure http://www.xoxoht...
Greedy motley locale karate
  06/02/24
Disco Fries book review: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
Electric Heaven
  08/14/24
Secret Service agents: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Electric Heaven
  08/17/24
Scholarship addict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Electric Heaven
  08/22/24
Kramer likes black women: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Electric Heaven
  09/20/24
The West Wing: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4...
Electric Heaven
  12/14/24
Steve Winwood's Broccoli: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?...
Electric Heaven
  12/19/24
Last Sears location: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Electric Heaven
  12/26/24
Chad fucks an employee at my store: http://xoxohth.com/th...
Electric Heaven
  01/14/25
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Hot rigpig
  01/14/25
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Greedy motley locale karate
  01/16/25
Evan has a threesome: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?threa...
Electric Heaven
  01/16/25
Fraud Incorporated: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Electric Heaven
  01/19/25
Trebuchets http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671...
Greedy motley locale karate
  01/28/25
Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier: https://xoxohth.c...
Electric Heaven
  02/09/25
Elon Musk punishes liberals: https://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
Electric Heaven
  02/14/25
Kramer works for DOGE: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Electric Heaven
  03/01/25
Jurassic Pajeet: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Electric Heaven
  03/26/25
Colonial shrew: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
Electric Heaven
  04/01/25
Birdbrains love science: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Electric Heaven
  04/15/25
Trump tariffs: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Electric Heaven
  04/18/25
Clarence Thomas: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Electric Heaven
  04/19/25
Pope Francis: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=57...
Electric Heaven
  04/22/25
Invasion of Puerto Rico: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Electric Heaven
  04/24/25
Female helicopter pilot: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Electric Heaven
  04/27/25
Cave accident: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5...
Electric Heaven
  04/30/25
Halloween candy: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Electric Heaven
  05/03/25
India-Pakistan conflict: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
Electric Heaven
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Angels In The Outfield remake https://www.xoxohth.com/threa...
Greedy motley locale karate
  05/28/25
Birdbrain due process: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thr...
Electric Heaven
  06/19/25
Mormon Starbucks: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_i...
Electric Heaven
  09/02/25
Scared Straight: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id...
Electric Heaven
  11/24/25
Birdbrain conference call: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
Electric Heaven
  12/29/25
Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize: htt...
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: Charcoal mental disorder



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Gay abortions:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042886&forum_id=2#23142766

Disabled girl on swim team:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2157105&forum_id=2#22531339

Asian chick witnesses terror attack:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999219&forum_id=2#21128872

Fat pride:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2129278&forum_id=2#22165891

ARE Reptile:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2912035&forum_id=2#28149541

Congo space program:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2506325&forum_id=2#25128076

Evan's startup:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2304075&forum_id=2#23573866

Putin mocks Obama:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687211&forum_id=2#26419775

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33520232)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: Charcoal mental disorder



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:23 AM
Author: Arrogant misanthropic hunting ground hissy fit



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:16 AM
Author: geriatric tantric pistol ticket booth



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:09 AM
Author: maroon mad-dog skullcap



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:28 AM
Author: Crimson Whorehouse



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Date: June 27th, 2023 11:13 PM
Author: Electric Heaven



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Retard in MBA class:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

Texas death row:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&forum_id=2#33146892

British election:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3641098&mc=102&forum_id=2#33508074

Robby Mook:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3480470&mc=39&forum_id=2#32292834

Travel ban:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=83&forum_id=2#32527570

Evan the rock star:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3519255&forum_id=2#32575371

Jew lawyer's online world:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3324512&forum_id=2#31325990

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pitch perfect and *about* evan so I'm just going to leave this here for safe keeping:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2958598&mc=106&forum_id=2#28519375

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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
Author: contagious university

sup

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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Mario Bros. castle:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3496815&forum_id=2#32412765

Trump the genius:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3416500&forum_id=2#33170908

Indian spelling bee:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3514430&forum_id=2#32537245

Pee Wee Herman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3525851&forum_id=2#32620138

Sonya Sotomayor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2555255&forum_id=2#25470344

Milk too spicy:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1941958&forum_id=2#25080667

Rubio is broke:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

Suze Orman:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=862473&forum_id=2#10210128

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:40 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 12:08 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:50 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: Glittery Abnormal Alpha Voyeur



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: geriatric tantric pistol ticket booth

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Disgusting mischievous principal's office

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

"I told ya over and over to check your FICO score and keep track of the credit card debt. But did ya listen? No! And now we're all payin' for it, and we'll be payin' for it for years to come," she said. "God, I need to eat some pussy," she added."

Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: Violent Cerise International Law Enforcement Agency Azn

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

I suspect you will know perfectly what the right timing is and how not to overplay an idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2149290&forum_id=2#22343296

Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3004268&forum_id=2#28863714

Japanese lawyers:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3628804&forum_id=2#33413603

Obama's Kenyan relatives:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1427&forum_id=2#9339

Prole wins F-16 jet:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3455565&forum_id=2#32108956

KKK on Eric Garner:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2747319&forum_id=2#26860768

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: sexy spectacular national

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Yellow Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: mind-boggling transparent kitchen incel

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Electric Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: khaki church building

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2817166&forum_id=2#27386985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: khaki church building

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Chaebong Hyung:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439099&forum_id=2#31981964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: naked institution really tough guy

German man claims Antarctica

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649819&mc=13&forum_id=2#33579075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Yellow Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: fragrant costumed area

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

Somali and Sudanese engineers

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3512718&mc=96&forum_id=2#32527570

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: fragrant costumed area

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

MIT lingustics

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451372&mc=37&forum_id=2#33532430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

Woman chattering away

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3692291&mc=140&forum_id=2#33915688

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: light flickering gunner theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Retard in business school:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

College dreams come true:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3604840&mc=91&forum_id=2#33232401

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Electric Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: Beady-eyed community account

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#35948443)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: low-t location internal respiration

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&forum_id=2#37055876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#37455246)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&forum_id=2#29368429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Electric Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#38877548)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Indian Lodge Friendly Grandma

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: Disgusting mischievous principal's office

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed community account

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: Underhanded chapel boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#38882229)



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Electric Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#39355241)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: Beady-eyed community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: sexy spectacular national

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: sexy spectacular national

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Beady-eyed community account

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4552352&mc=8&forum_id=2#40352249

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed community account

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4558762&mc=36&forum_id=2#40403074

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Swollen Azure Public Bath Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41552992)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Electric Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#40515320)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: Beady-eyed community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#40933690)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: Electric Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: cerebral cheese-eating quadroon

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623583&mc=17&forum_id=2#40911763

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41102650)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: Beady-eyed community account

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4661189&mc=14&forum_id=2#41183268

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: Dull shaky becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41552844)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Trump mocks fat kid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539072&forum_id=2#40249064

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: zippy brilliant sweet tailpipe

Ty for ur service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Plague doctor:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4565172&forum_id=2#40455243

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Electric Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#42082175)



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: Beady-eyed community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#42398184)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: Electric Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: Beady-eyed community account

Orlando residents discover libraries

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4904388&mc=16&forum_id=2#42985238

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Beady-eyed community account

Migrants flee images of Portland

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4905653&mc=59&forum_id=2#43000245

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Hot rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48551479)



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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed community account

Building collapses in Nigeria

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4912039&mc=8&forum_id=2#43044616

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: Beady-eyed community account

Larry Elder Reparations bill

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4915948&mc=10&forum_id=2#43075881

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Eating pussy causes cancer:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3653845&mc=18&forum_id=2#33607236

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Texas death row:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3593745&mc=80&forum_id=2#33146892

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Obituary mistake:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3276120&mc=30&forum_id=2#38220321

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Electric Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43426781)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: Disgusting mischievous principal's office

A literal bort treasure. A TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed community account

Sotomayor oral arguments

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4976532&mc=25&forum_id=2#43540045

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: Primrose Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43596380)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: Beady-eyed community account

Marco Rubio household finances

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2885866&forum_id=2#27937011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: Electric Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43664491)



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Principal spanking cheerleader:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998014&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709431

Tommy Turdskin:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4998101&mc=18&forum_id=2#43709973

Jeff Garlin got fired:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=79&forum_id=2#43619211

House of Evan:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3633979&mc=32&forum_id=2#33453710

Technology in urban schools:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4597766&mc=26&forum_id=2#41771905

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43719419)



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Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Fat lady at Cinnabon:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5028980&mc=9&forum_id=2#43945962

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#43946102)



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Date: April 8th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Negative ad during MPM:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4991936&mc=33&forum_id=2#43662502

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#44301829)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#44377769)



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Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Yellow Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46787892)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: passionate self-centered temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45299235)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: crystalline hairraiser rehab private investor

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45355046)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: Electric Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45355031)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: sexy spectacular national

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: Irradiated mad cow disease shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48551569)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45542107)



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Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: passionate self-centered temple shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45592426)



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Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Electric Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45689672)



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Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#45704179)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: bearded dun church cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46417156)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: Electric Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46549529)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: Electric Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46750922)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46787884)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46795853)



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Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46867817)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46894871)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46923177)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46928716)



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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#46963933)



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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47075938)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone elite meetinghouse macaca

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47118971)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: Primrose Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47118982)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: crystalline hairraiser rehab private investor

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47138821)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Beady-eyed community account

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47547603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47694636)



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Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47712630)



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Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47976893)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#47996531)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48490398)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48551475)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: Hot rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48551477)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48556988)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48556939)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48599922)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48638144)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48661875)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48706553)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48782712)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48805077)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48851327)



Reply Favorite

Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48859653)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48863379)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48869849)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48876095)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48885819)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48892585)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48902188)



Reply Favorite

Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#48966809)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49033584)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Electric Heaven

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Scared Straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Electric Heaven

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49546540)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: Greedy motley locale karate

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2],#49600388)