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dbg how much do the guys get paid to check the NYC dental floss before shabbat

is this a salaried position or voluntary? do people sign up...
Soggy parlor
  12/05/23
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Soggy parlor
  12/05/23
volunteering - it's a huge mitzvah. jews who want to act lik...
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  12/05/23
? explain
trip dull rigpig gas station
  12/05/23
gotta make sure the strings are intact and in good working o...
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  12/05/23
what are you talking about? what does this have to do with d...
trip dull rigpig gas station
  12/05/23
hes using dental floss as a euphemism for the strings which ...
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  12/05/23
jews tie "strings" around the cities they live in ...
azure dragon
  12/05/23
do goyim outside of xo know this? is this common on the anti...
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  12/05/23
i learned it on xo from a thread talking about the eruv in n...
azure dragon
  12/05/23
flame. there's no earnest discussion amongst xo jews on eiru...
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  12/05/23
nah this was like 15 years ago at least, thread was like 80 ...
azure dragon
  12/05/23
remember the poaster shomer fucking shabbos? wonder what he'...
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  12/05/23
yes, i recall him being prolific but otherwise unremarkable ...
azure dragon
  12/05/23
the crazy part is learning that it wasnt just a MFH phenomen...
Soggy parlor
  12/05/23
even HK https://www.timesofisrael.com/hong-kong-gets-an-e...
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  12/05/23
90 lb azngirl begging her handsome ortho jew to carry her on...
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  12/05/23
"why handsome need string?"
Spectacular yarmulke
  07/25/25
dbg do they do the dnetal floss in Cincinnati or wherever yo...
Soggy parlor
  07/25/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_places_with_eruvin ...
Spectacular yarmulke
  07/25/25
goddamn even alabama has jewish cheat strings
azure dragon
  07/25/25
Disappointed that Moscow is on the list but lolling that Ukr...
Spectacular yarmulke
  07/25/25
hong kong eruv numbah one. best eruv in asia.
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  07/25/25
(doobs)
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  07/25/25
Guys, there's even a map! http://eruv.nyc/ And here's Mi...
Spectacular yarmulke
  07/25/25
lol gays and puerot ricans are based as fuck
Soggy parlor
  07/25/25
no orthos live UES > 110, but it's interesting it doesnt ...
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  07/25/25
chelsea and hells kitchen, filled with gays, both said to GT...
Soggy parlor
  07/25/25
Riverside Park is also a good destination.
Spectacular yarmulke
  07/25/25
most likely are construction issues wiring around the UN and...
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  07/25/25
Or they're just not going to let weird Jews put up weird shi...
Spectacular yarmulke
  07/25/25
that's what i meant by "construction issues," breh
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  07/25/25
no shit sherlock. why wouldnt every city have an eruv map?
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  07/25/25
Because you realize that to non-Jews that this is peak relig...
Spectacular yarmulke
  07/25/25
...
Soggy parlor
  07/25/25
poor rc? xo already well knows we have eruvs. the q is why, ...
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  07/25/25
...
chartreuse center quadroon
  07/25/25
they are certainly much smarter than whatever god they worsh...
vengeful chrome puppy
  07/25/25
Since the area enclosed by an eruv constitutes, under Jewish...
sexy associate
  07/25/25
I don't think you get how Judaism works. Short answer: no, ...
Spectacular yarmulke
  07/25/25
Why not? If the whole eruv is a single private space, why o...
sexy associate
  07/25/25
you're meant to trick god, not other jews
azure dragon
  07/25/25
...
chartreuse center quadroon
  07/25/25
Though they do plenty of that too
Spectacular yarmulke
  07/25/25
this is actually a good question, and the dude shitting on y...
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  07/25/25
Seems like nobody wanted the actual answer and just wants to...
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  07/25/25
How does an external shared courtyard become part of the Jew...
Soggy parlor
  07/25/25
In ancient times, they had internal courtyards that multiple...
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  07/25/25
God doesnt realize people dont live like this anymore?
azure dragon
  07/25/25
A string around manhattan simulates life like that.
Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot
  07/25/25
We don't care about stupid Talmudic arguments. All you have...
Spectacular yarmulke
  07/25/25
why not? because the whole thing is a silly charade indulged...
electric red fortuitous meteor
  07/25/25
ok so its exactly like biglaw
azure dragon
  07/25/25
*dolly zoom as i suddenly realize in horror what i’ve ...
electric red fortuitous meteor
  07/25/25
Exactly. Who cares which particular nonsense they use to ju...
Spectacular yarmulke
  07/25/25


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Date: December 5th, 2023 11:36 AM
Author: Soggy parlor

is this a salaried position or voluntary? do people sign up like its special to do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47135604)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 1:49 PM
Author: Soggy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136111)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 3:49 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

volunteering - it's a huge mitzvah. jews who want to act like they're some prole goyim even bring out their drills and shit and repair it when it's broken or about to break (better to fix weak links before they break).

in any city, the eiruv takes quite a bit of money to maintain. there's always repairs that need to be made, esp due to weather. the org who manages the eiruv takes donations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136584)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 3:50 PM
Author: trip dull rigpig gas station

? explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136590)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 3:51 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

gotta make sure the strings are intact and in good working order, and do any necessary repairs. if one string is down, we cant trick god and push our strollers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136592)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: trip dull rigpig gas station

what are you talking about? what does this have to do with dental floss?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136596)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

hes using dental floss as a euphemism for the strings which is a euphemism for the eiruv wiring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136598)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 3:56 PM
Author: azure dragon

jews tie "strings" around the cities they live in to allow them to trick god by taking advantage of a loophole that lets them carry stuff on shabbat by acting like all of manhattan is one private residence or some shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136613)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 3:58 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

do goyim outside of xo know this? is this common on the antisemite alt-right internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136628)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: azure dragon

i learned it on xo from a thread talking about the eruv in nyc, but this thread was an earnest discussion amongst xo jews. blew my mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136647)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:07 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

flame. there's no earnest discussion amongst xo jews on eiruvs. i'm the only shomer shabbat jew here now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136669)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:08 PM
Author: azure dragon

nah this was like 15 years ago at least, thread was like 80 posts long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136671)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

remember the poaster shomer fucking shabbos? wonder what he's up to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136689)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: azure dragon

yes, i recall him being prolific but otherwise unremarkable as a poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136696)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Soggy parlor

the crazy part is learning that it wasnt just a MFH phenomenon but jews are busy tricking god all over the world, including places like vienna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136683)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

even HK

https://www.timesofisrael.com/hong-kong-gets-an-eruv-releasing-its-observant-jews-from-shabbat-confinement/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136692)



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Date: December 5th, 2023 4:13 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

90 lb azngirl begging her handsome ortho jew to carry her on shabbat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#47136694)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Spectacular yarmulke

"why handsome need string?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130841)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:10 PM
Author: Soggy parlor

dbg do they do the dnetal floss in Cincinnati or wherever you are now/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130808)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Spectacular yarmulke

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_places_with_eruvin

Cinci is indeed on the list! But iirc DBG lives in Florida like half of XO these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130829)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: azure dragon

goddamn even alabama has jewish cheat strings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130836)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Spectacular yarmulke

Disappointed that Moscow is on the list but lolling that Ukraine finally got their count down to 0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130839)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

hong kong eruv numbah one. best eruv in asia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130992)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

(doobs)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130833)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Spectacular yarmulke

Guys, there's even a map! http://eruv.nyc/

And here's Miami Beach: https://www.miamibeacheruv.org/eruv-map



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130820)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Soggy parlor

lol gays and puerot ricans are based as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130826)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

no orthos live UES > 110, but it's interesting it doesnt go up to washington heights, which is a big ortho area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130830)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Soggy parlor

chelsea and hells kitchen, filled with gays, both said to GTFO. this is a 180 development and I will be spending a lot more time on the highline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130846)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Spectacular yarmulke

Riverside Park is also a good destination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130852)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

most likely are construction issues wiring around the UN and the chelsea pier. the entire eruv needs to be checked every friday, foot by foot, to make sure it's intact.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130989)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Spectacular yarmulke

Or they're just not going to let weird Jews put up weird shit around the UN building because they just don't trust them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131037)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

that's what i meant by "construction issues," breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131043)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

no shit sherlock. why wouldnt every city have an eruv map?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130827)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Spectacular yarmulke

Because you realize that to non-Jews that this is peak religious mental illness, right? This is like when you guys beat chickens to death because you were sinful throughout the last year or suck on baby dick. This isn't as evil but seeing what is actually a significant infrastructure project in numerous cities around the world whose background is that you're tricking God (which, you spell G-d because that too tricks God) is unbelievably amusing. Doubly so considering that this is a group that considers themselves much smarter than everyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130835)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Soggy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130851)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

poor rc? xo already well knows we have eruvs. the q is why, knowing full well we have eruvs, xo is surprised there's maps of said eruvs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130995)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: chartreuse center quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130997)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: vengeful chrome puppy

they are certainly much smarter than whatever god they worship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131235)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: sexy associate

Since the area enclosed by an eruv constitutes, under Jewish religious law, a single private space, can no one within the eruv exclude others within the eruv from individual residences, etc.?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130832)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Spectacular yarmulke

I don't think you get how Judaism works. Short answer: no, it doesn't mean that at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130860)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: sexy associate

Why not? If the whole eruv is a single private space, why object to people moving within the private space? It's like complaining about a guest walking between your living room and your dining room.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130865)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: azure dragon

you're meant to trick god, not other jews

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130951)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: chartreuse center quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49130998)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Spectacular yarmulke

Though they do plenty of that too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131030)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

this is actually a good question, and the dude shitting on you for asking this is out of line.

short answer is that the eruv turns a public space into a semi-public space (where carrying is still allowed). it does not turn a public space into a private space.

think of a semi-public space like a shared courtyard, versus a private space like your home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131005)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

Seems like nobody wanted the actual answer and just wants to mouth off with their inanities

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131342)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: Soggy parlor

How does an external shared courtyard become part of the Jewish residence?

What is the purpose of the restriction to not carry or push things outside?

Have you ever tested G-d's iq? He seems retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131386)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 6:48 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

In ancient times, they had internal courtyards that multiple homes shared. In other words, a number of homes were built in a square / rectangle and the internal courtyard was common space, so it was semi-public but neither public or private.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131395)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: azure dragon

God doesnt realize people dont live like this anymore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131426)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Ruby Hyperventilating Idiot

A string around manhattan simulates life like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131435)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Spectacular yarmulke

We don't care about stupid Talmudic arguments. All you have to know is that Jewish BS is always self-serving and that is enough to conclude that of course Jews aren't going to interpret their religion in a way that allows Jewish strangers into their homes or worse, goyim into their spaces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131417)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: electric red fortuitous meteor

why not? because the whole thing is a silly charade indulged in by intellectually dishonest sophists so of course they’ll “find” some interpretation that ultimately gives them the exact result they want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131051)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: azure dragon

ok so its exactly like biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131230)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: electric red fortuitous meteor

*dolly zoom as i suddenly realize in horror what i’ve done with my life*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131263)



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Date: July 25th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Spectacular yarmulke

Exactly. Who cares which particular nonsense they use to justify their self-serving religious conclusions?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5455624&forum_id=2],#49131423)