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"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
Cream Stimulating Kitchen Ladyboy
  08/01/25
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Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake
  08/01/25
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Black excitant macaca old irish cottage
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
garnet supple legend
  08/02/25
rip
Pearl exciting school travel guidebook
  08/02/25
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Cream Stimulating Kitchen Ladyboy
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
razzle-dazzle home
  08/01/25
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Jet-lagged Beady-eyed Theatre Boiling Water
  08/01/25
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Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
laughsome liquid oxygen piazza
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
balding mood market
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
Bat shit crazy azure pit
  08/01/25
yes
balding mood market
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
balding mood market
  08/01/25
?
Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
Bat shit crazy azure pit
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
Jet-lagged Beady-eyed Theatre Boiling Water
  08/01/25
Sick
Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake
  08/01/25
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balding mood market
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Drunken spot candlestick maker
  08/02/25
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flushed lettuce
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
balding mood market
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
Pearl exciting school travel guidebook
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Drunken spot candlestick maker
  08/02/25
Hdy
Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
vivacious prole cuckold
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
ivory abode
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
fishy contagious digit ratio hunting ground
  08/02/25
Titcr
geriatric principal's office
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
fishy contagious digit ratio hunting ground
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
marvelous mustard casino internal respiration
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
fishy contagious digit ratio hunting ground
  08/02/25
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  08/02/25
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Yellow son of senegal station
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Cerebral Cowardly Parlour Stock Car
  08/02/25
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drab razzmatazz knife
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
hideous wonderful boistinker
  08/02/25
?
Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
Vermilion Narrow-minded School Cafeteria Roommate
  08/03/25


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Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49147761)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Cream Stimulating Kitchen Ladyboy

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149432)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150322)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: Black excitant macaca old irish cottage



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: garnet supple legend

RIP Boooom

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Pearl exciting school travel guidebook

rip

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Cream Stimulating Kitchen Ladyboy



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Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle home

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149459)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Beady-eyed Theatre Boiling Water



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: laughsome liquid oxygen piazza

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150324)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150331)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: balding mood market

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150339)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy azure pit

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150347)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: balding mood market

yes

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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: balding mood market

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150337)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake

?

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy azure pit

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150348)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Beady-eyed Theatre Boiling Water

Unnnnghhh

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake

Sick

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: balding mood market



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Drunken spot candlestick maker

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150461)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: flushed lettuce



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: balding mood market

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150367)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Pearl exciting school travel guidebook

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150807)



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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150428)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Drunken spot candlestick maker

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150464)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake

Hdy

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Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: vivacious prole cuckold

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150450)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: ivory abode

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150481)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: fishy contagious digit ratio hunting ground

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: geriatric principal's office

Titcr

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150555)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: fishy contagious digit ratio hunting ground

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150615)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151394)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: marvelous mustard casino internal respiration

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150558)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: fishy contagious digit ratio hunting ground

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150616)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Aromatic Rehab Headpube

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: Yellow son of senegal station



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Cerebral Cowardly Parlour Stock Car

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150658)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: drab razzmatazz knife



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: hideous wonderful boistinker

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150803)



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Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Violet Underhanded Business Firm Corn Cake

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151396)



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Vermilion Narrow-minded School Cafeteria Roommate

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151922)