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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from be...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: Ruddy galvanic center feces

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Splenetic whorehouse

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: blue stimulating set

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Sienna charismatic bbw



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: mewling place of business



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: milky heady hissy fit

damn daddy

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: milky heady hissy fit

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: mustard state



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Cerise Cocky Theatre Multi-billionaire

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Ruddy galvanic center feces

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Cerise Cocky Theatre Multi-billionaire

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Ruddy galvanic center feces

i considered that but i dont think so.

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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: insane cerebral mad cow disease theater



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Exciting karate native

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: supple crusty corner weed whacker

That poztartar

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Ruddy galvanic center feces

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Exciting karate native

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Ruddy galvanic center feces

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Exciting karate native

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: blue stimulating set

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: mustard state



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Ungodly contagious new version

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling yapping therapy lettuce

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Marvelous maroon indirect expression

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Splenetic whorehouse

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Swashbuckling yapping therapy lettuce



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: high-end boyish quadroon rigpig

the people on this site are deranged

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Splenetic whorehouse

how so?

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Ruddy galvanic center feces

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Bright Reading Party



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Brass Rehab International Law Enforcement Agency

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Racy mauve regret

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Claret razzle-dazzle friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: comical french abode depressive

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Exciting karate native

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: blue stimulating set

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Bistre kitchen

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Ruddy galvanic center feces

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: blue stimulating set

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: comical french abode depressive

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: Ruddy galvanic center feces

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: comical french abode depressive

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Racy mauve regret

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: blue stimulating set

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: comical french abode depressive

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: blue stimulating set

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Bistre kitchen

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: blue stimulating set

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: odious sex offender

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: comical french abode depressive



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: blue stimulating set

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: startling wine gaping



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: startling wine gaping



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Brindle fluffy alpha filthpig



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: chartreuse prole really tough guy

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Cerise Cocky Theatre Multi-billionaire



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Arousing snowy casino fanboi



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: costumed lay rigor



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Frozen 180 Locale

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Swashbuckling yapping therapy lettuce

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: comical french abode depressive



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Mint Provocative Cuckoldry Ticket Booth



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: topaz bossy office



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: alcoholic forum



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Motley Chapel



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal institution



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Irradiated sanctuary



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling stock car box office



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: Motley Chapel



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: vermilion goal in life mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: vermilion goal in life mental disorder



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Effete disrespectful national

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Claret razzle-dazzle friendly grandma



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: Drunken range clown



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: odious sex offender



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: passionate angry gas station



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Frozen 180 Locale

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: Adventurous House-broken Toilet Seat Potus



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: vermilion goal in life mental disorder

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: aromatic senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: blue stimulating set

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: Self-centered jew garrison

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: blue stimulating set

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Bistre kitchen

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: blue stimulating set

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: rambunctious soggy philosopher-king

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: comical french abode depressive

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: odious sex offender



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Frozen 180 Locale



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: At-the-ready cobalt corn cake roast beef



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Silver Pontificating Dilemma Coldplay Fan

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Vibrant area

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: excitant athletic conference

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Exciting karate native

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: alcoholic self-absorbed locus

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: talented dark organic girlfriend tanning salon

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: comical french abode depressive

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Bistre kitchen



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: Sienna charismatic bbw



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Bistre kitchen

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: bateful jap



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: exhilarant translucent resort

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed plaza round eye

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac crackhouse

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Exciting karate native

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac crackhouse

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Bistre kitchen

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: exhilarant translucent resort

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Titillating Location

(Asian)

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: mustard state



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Slimy Azn

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Frozen 180 Locale

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: sadistic lime windowlicker

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: histrionic sinister incel ratface



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Bistre kitchen

cr bump

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: light outnumbered heaven

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Author: fragrant clear brethren



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Bistre kitchen



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: fishy big double fault



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: milky heady hissy fit

ty

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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: Carmine Point



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: chartreuse prole really tough guy



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: Carnelian Selfie



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Bistre kitchen



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: Carmine Point



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Bistre kitchen



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: chartreuse prole really tough guy



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Bistre kitchen



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: glittery adulterous house

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: chartreuse prole really tough guy



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: talented dark organic girlfriend tanning salon



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Mahogany offensive spot

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: startling wine gaping



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: submissive lascivious dragon stag film

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: submissive lascivious dragon stag film



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: aggressive church building



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: Sienna charismatic bbw



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: chartreuse prole really tough guy



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Lemon bearded bawdyhouse



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Brindle fluffy alpha filthpig



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Ocher Multi-colored Station

what a thread

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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: primrose den



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: vivacious home



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Ocher Multi-colored Station



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Ocher Multi-colored Station



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: dead doobsian famous landscape painting



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: primrose den



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: spectacular pale elastic band

lol faggot

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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: Ruddy galvanic center feces

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Razzle base



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: impressive curious sweet tailpipe

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: startled bearded piazza national security agency



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: startling wine gaping



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: startling wine gaping



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Brindle fluffy alpha filthpig

Great thread

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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: talented dark organic girlfriend tanning salon



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: soul-stirring cream boistinker school



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: lake low-t generalized bond nursing home



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: razzmatazz zippy university

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: startling wine gaping

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Pea-brained son of senegal

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: very tactful nubile principal's office antidepressant drug



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: chartreuse prole really tough guy



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: chartreuse prole really tough guy



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: very tactful nubile principal's office antidepressant drug



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: hairraiser dingle berry public bath

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: chest-beating faggotry toaster



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Federal stead



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: diverse frisky laser beams



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Carnelian Selfie



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Lemon bearded bawdyhouse

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: purple concupiscible knife hospital

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: very tactful nubile principal's office antidepressant drug



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Beta Appetizing Water Buffalo Dopamine



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: chartreuse prole really tough guy



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Beta Appetizing Water Buffalo Dopamine



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: light outnumbered heaven

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Nudist fuchsia address stain

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: trip lilac love of her life private investor

LOOOOOOOL

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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: Motley Chapel



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Ivory Bonkers Sandwich Milk



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: trip lilac love of her life private investor

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Ivory Bonkers Sandwich Milk

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: trip lilac love of her life private investor

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: trip lilac love of her life private investor

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: startled bearded piazza national security agency



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Shaky Aquamarine Business Firm



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: chartreuse prole really tough guy



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: thriller skinny woman



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Olive hall persian

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal institution

"I always liked to read and to write."

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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: slippery crystalline trailer park twinkling uncleanness



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: lake low-t generalized bond nursing home



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Cracking Hell

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Henna Cruel-hearted Shrine Chad



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Haunting digit ratio

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: primrose den



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: laughsome property

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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: red old irish cottage meetinghouse

lol fucking gook

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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: mewling place of business

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: lake low-t generalized bond nursing home

harrison tp

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