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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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oh right. his job description does not include messing with...
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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is the op JJC? would explain a lot
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: sienna brunch

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: dun insecure rigpig

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Magical point

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: fluffy fragrant turdskin



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Orchid Nursing Home

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Orchid Nursing Home

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: mint rehab newt



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: saffron wagecucks stag film

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: sienna brunch

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: saffron wagecucks stag film

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: sienna brunch

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Infuriating unholy tanning salon



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: very tactful chocolate center trump supporter

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Pea-brained soul-stirring school cafeteria

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: sienna brunch

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: very tactful chocolate center trump supporter

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: sienna brunch

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: very tactful chocolate center trump supporter

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Magical point

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: mint rehab newt



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: angry feces resort

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: transparent nowag

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Maroon apoplectic blood rage gaming laptop

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: dun insecure rigpig

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: transparent nowag



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Abusive forum marketing idea

the people on this site are deranged

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: dun insecure rigpig

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: sienna brunch

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Iridescent sweet tailpipe factory reset button



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Emerald dilemma voyeur

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Sinister Brass Toilet Seat Jap

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: outnumbered crystalline menage

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: very tactful chocolate center trump supporter

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Magical point

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: talented topaz national

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: sienna brunch

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Magical point

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: outnumbered crystalline menage

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: sienna brunch

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: outnumbered crystalline menage

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Sinister Brass Toilet Seat Jap

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Magical point

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: outnumbered crystalline menage

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Magical point

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: talented topaz national

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Magical point

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: Exhilarant hospital

lmao. Please link if you can

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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: outnumbered crystalline menage



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Magical point

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Wild market faggotry

lol

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: sick translucent gas station generalized bond

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: transparent nowag

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
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first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: sick translucent gas station generalized bond

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: Violet vibrant mexican corner

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Spectacular brindle theater stage



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Magical point

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: galvanic den filthpig

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Magical point

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: talented topaz national

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Magical point

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: sadistic pungent lodge

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: outnumbered crystalline menage

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Exhilarant hospital



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: sick translucent gas station generalized bond



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: primrose marvelous community account toaster



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Doobsian Hilarious Locale Yarmulke

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: Titillating slate headpube

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: Insanely Creepy Costumed Party Of The First Part

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: very tactful chocolate center trump supporter

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: histrionic kink-friendly jew

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz clown

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: outnumbered crystalline menage

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: talented topaz national



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: fluffy fragrant turdskin



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: talented topaz national

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: french spot organic girlfriend



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Impressive Whorehouse

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: Lake tank

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: snowy boltzmann

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: very tactful chocolate center trump supporter

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: snowy boltzmann

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: talented topaz national

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Impressive Whorehouse

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2],#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: bat shit crazy bat-shit-crazy mad cow disease

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: overrated medicated philosopher-king halford

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: sick translucent gas station generalized bond

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Racy Candlestick Maker Son Of Senegal

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Author: sticky trailer park goyim

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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: Curious Base

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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
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Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: mahogany anal legal warrant public bath



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: chartreuse casino affirmative action



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: fluffy fragrant turdskin



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Wild market faggotry



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling learning disabled university depressive



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle salmon weed whacker



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: deranged henna bawdyhouse gunner

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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Indecent Double Fault Quadroon



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: lilac cruel-hearted puppy



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: deranged henna bawdyhouse gunner



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: deranged henna bawdyhouse gunner



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: Boyish shrine



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Indecent Double Fault Quadroon



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: multi-colored stage

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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: sienna brunch

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Cobalt ticket booth deer antler



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Crimson ceo

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: sepia friendly grandma



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: pontificating sound barrier



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: pontificating sound barrier



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle salmon weed whacker

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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz clown



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: milky windowlicker



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: beady-eyed parlor



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: Burgundy bisexual hissy fit

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: pontificating sound barrier

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Concupiscible light dragon

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: obsidian principal's office people who are hurt



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Wild market faggotry



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Wild market faggotry



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: obsidian principal's office people who are hurt



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: bull headed cracking garrison

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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Mind-boggling learning disabled university depressive

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: Contagious property

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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Bipolar Drunken Location

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Bipolar Drunken Location

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Walnut thriller pistol

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Bipolar Drunken Location

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Bipolar Drunken Location

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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: sepia friendly grandma



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: dark step-uncle's house

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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Well-lubricated dashing area pocket flask

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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: tan startling cuckoldry shitlib

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Startled locus

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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone chestnut goal in life

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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: cerebral massive giraffe parlour

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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed parlor

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