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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
180 green location pocket flask
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
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  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
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I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
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it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: 180 green location pocket flask

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: cordovan stimulating rigpig

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: vivacious mad cow disease electric furnace

where restaurants serve texas toast?

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: cordovan stimulating rigpig

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: black multi-colored tank



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac national



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: mahogany cerebral prole main people

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: azure aphrodisiac national



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Coiffed genital piercing background story

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Garnet Cruise Ship Trust Fund



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Hairraiser vengeful stain

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: wonderful step-uncle's house antidepressant drug

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Angry misanthropic parlour doctorate

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: wonderful step-uncle's house antidepressant drug



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Bonkers talking nursing home

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: trip stage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: peach double fault giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: self-absorbed topaz site dog poop



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: motley masturbator factory reset button



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Mentally impaired kitty cat foreskin



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Translucent stead mexican

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Galvanic office pervert

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Gay ratface water buffalo

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Know-it-all principal's office keepsake machete

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Razzmatazz emerald voyeur faggot firefighter

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: black multi-colored tank



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: hot diverse milk area



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Garnet Cruise Ship Trust Fund

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49057026)