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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Yapping plaza pozpig
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Slap-happy galvanic ladyboy
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
swashbuckling indirect expression
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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  06/27/25
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Excitant flatulent sanctuary
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Exciting Emerald Voyeur
  06/27/25
You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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Exciting Emerald Voyeur
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dull lay idiot
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trip nibblets
  06/28/25
I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
irradiated rehab affirmative action
  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
Blue hairy legs
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
hideous parlor
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Blue hairy legs
  06/27/25
the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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histrionic pearl property
  06/28/25
Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
Mauve office
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
Motley Jap
  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
Outnumbered National Security Agency Ticket Booth
  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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  06/27/25
*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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Excitant flatulent sanctuary
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
trip nibblets
  06/28/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Yapping plaza pozpig

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Slap-happy galvanic ladyboy

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: swashbuckling indirect expression

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Slap-happy galvanic ladyboy

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Excitant flatulent sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053224)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Exciting Emerald Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Walnut messiness business firm

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Exciting Emerald Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: dull lay idiot

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053355)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: trip nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49057030)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: irradiated rehab affirmative action

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: Blue hairy legs

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: hideous parlor

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Blue hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: magical turquoise institution

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Zippy effete newt corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053357)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Bearded candlestick maker heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: chrome frum fanboi tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bonkers wild puppy new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: mustard laughsome masturbator market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054732)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: bonkers wild puppy new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: histrionic pearl property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49057073)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Mauve office

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Motley Jap

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Outnumbered National Security Agency Ticket Booth

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: crystalline police squad cruise ship

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Dashing scarlet personal credit line

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bonkers wild puppy new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Excitant flatulent sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: silver stubborn coffee pot address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: trip nibblets

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49057026)