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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Trip boltzmann
  06/27/25
i support islam now
coral concupiscible incel depressive
  06/27/25
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lavender irradiated friendly grandma stage
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Mind-boggling Temple
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Trip boltzmann
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Mind-boggling Temple
  06/27/25
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pearly stimulating azn
  06/27/25
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Crawly whorehouse
  06/27/25
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Pink Misanthropic Crotch Patrolman
  06/27/25
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Provocative Potus
  06/27/25
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Provocative Potus
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
appetizing crackhouse
  06/27/25
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Garnet Gaping Ratface
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
Crawly whorehouse
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Bull headed aphrodisiac multi-billionaire nibblets
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
Crawly whorehouse
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Mind-boggling Temple
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
Crawly whorehouse
  06/27/25
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outnumbered theatre
  06/27/25
It's both
Dark really tough guy
  06/27/25
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Pink Misanthropic Crotch Patrolman
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
snowy laughsome chad community account
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
self-centered sweet tailpipe
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
coral concupiscible incel depressive
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Well-lubricated chest-beating address coldplay fan
  06/27/25
lmfao
Bull headed aphrodisiac multi-billionaire nibblets
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
heady azure trust fund brethren
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
Pink Misanthropic Crotch Patrolman
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
heady azure trust fund brethren
  06/27/25
lmao
Provocative Potus
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Mind-boggling Temple
  06/27/25
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Buck-toothed wild immigrant heaven
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Provocative Potus
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
exciting flesh spot
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Provocative Potus
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
Crawly whorehouse
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
exciting flesh spot
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
Crawly whorehouse
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
Pink Misanthropic Crotch Patrolman
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
heady azure trust fund brethren
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Provocative Potus
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
Pink Misanthropic Crotch Patrolman
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
racy parlor keepsake machete
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Big nubile cuckoldry orchestra pit
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Trip boltzmann
  06/27/25
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Trip boltzmann
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
snowy laughsome chad community account
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
hairraiser cowardly base windowlicker
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Titillating buff mood
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Vivacious Primrose Macaca Forum
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
Ebony rough-skinned fortuitous meteor
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
hairraiser cowardly base windowlicker
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Cordovan dashing senate goal in life
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
self-centered sweet tailpipe
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Provocative Potus
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
Ebony rough-skinned fortuitous meteor
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
hairraiser cowardly base windowlicker
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: coral concupiscible incel depressive

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: lavender irradiated friendly grandma stage



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Temple

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Temple

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: pearly stimulating azn



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: Crawly whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Pink Misanthropic Crotch Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Provocative Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Provocative Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: appetizing crackhouse

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Garnet Gaping Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Crawly whorehouse

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Bull headed aphrodisiac multi-billionaire nibblets

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Crawly whorehouse

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Temple

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Crawly whorehouse

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: outnumbered theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Dark really tough guy

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Pink Misanthropic Crotch Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: snowy laughsome chad community account

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: self-centered sweet tailpipe

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: coral concupiscible incel depressive

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Well-lubricated chest-beating address coldplay fan

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Bull headed aphrodisiac multi-billionaire nibblets

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: heady azure trust fund brethren

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Pink Misanthropic Crotch Patrolman

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: heady azure trust fund brethren

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Provocative Potus

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Temple

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Buck-toothed wild immigrant heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Provocative Potus

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: exciting flesh spot

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Provocative Potus

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: Crawly whorehouse

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: exciting flesh spot

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Crawly whorehouse

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Pink Misanthropic Crotch Patrolman

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: heady azure trust fund brethren

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Provocative Potus

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Pink Misanthropic Crotch Patrolman

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: racy parlor keepsake machete

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Big nubile cuckoldry orchestra pit

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Trip boltzmann



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: snowy laughsome chad community account

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: hairraiser cowardly base windowlicker

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Titillating buff mood

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Vivacious Primrose Macaca Forum

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Ebony rough-skinned fortuitous meteor

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: hairraiser cowardly base windowlicker

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Cordovan dashing senate goal in life

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: self-centered sweet tailpipe

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Provocative Potus

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Ebony rough-skinned fortuitous meteor

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: hairraiser cowardly base windowlicker

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055482)