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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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milky twisted box office juggernaut
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
cheese-eating associate depressive
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
milky twisted box office juggernaut
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
cheese-eating associate depressive
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
milky twisted box office juggernaut
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
opaque naked persian weed whacker
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
milky twisted box office juggernaut
  07/06/25
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Vermilion sweet tailpipe tanning salon
  07/06/25
18000000000000
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opaque naked persian weed whacker
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Snowy School Digit Ratio
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Flesh wonderful patrolman menage
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
cheese-eating associate depressive
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Flesh wonderful patrolman menage
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
milky twisted box office juggernaut
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Flesh wonderful patrolman menage
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
cheese-eating associate depressive
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
milky twisted box office juggernaut
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Flesh wonderful patrolman menage
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
180 self-absorbed kitty
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Flesh wonderful patrolman menage
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Light swollen university ladyboy
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
aromatic theater stage
  07/06/25
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Snowy School Digit Ratio
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Alcoholic coral kitchen
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
honey-headed tantric mediation
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
mint aggressive trailer park
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Big-titted Hell
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
aphrodisiac obsidian haunted graveyard elastic band
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
milky twisted box office juggernaut
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
180 self-absorbed kitty
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
milky twisted box office juggernaut
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
aphrodisiac obsidian haunted graveyard elastic band
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
180 self-absorbed kitty
  07/07/25
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Exhilarant theatre
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
aphrodisiac obsidian haunted graveyard elastic band
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
mint aggressive trailer park
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
180 self-absorbed kitty
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Exhilarant theatre
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
aphrodisiac obsidian haunted graveyard elastic band
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Exhilarant theatre
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
aphrodisiac obsidian haunted graveyard elastic band
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Exhilarant theatre
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
aphrodisiac obsidian haunted graveyard elastic band
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Alcoholic coral kitchen
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Exhilarant theatre
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milky twisted box office juggernaut
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Exhilarant theatre
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milky twisted box office juggernaut
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
federal goal in life stage
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Pearl Misanthropic Den Ratface
  07/11/25
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milky twisted box office juggernaut
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Beady-eyed queen of the night
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: milky twisted box office juggernaut



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: cheese-eating associate depressive

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: milky twisted box office juggernaut

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: cheese-eating associate depressive

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: milky twisted box office juggernaut

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: opaque naked persian weed whacker

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: milky twisted box office juggernaut

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Vermilion sweet tailpipe tanning salon



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Vivacious Public Bath

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Flesh wonderful patrolman menage



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: opaque naked persian weed whacker



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: razzmatazz well-lubricated international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Alcoholic coral kitchen



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Histrionic gaming laptop point



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Big-titted Hell



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Cocky Chapel



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Exhilarant theatre



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: fragrant magenta area striped hyena



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Lascivious national selfie



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Pearl Misanthropic Den Ratface



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: appetizing pearly senate milk



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Onyx Crackhouse



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Snowy School Digit Ratio



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Flesh wonderful patrolman menage

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: cheese-eating associate depressive

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Flesh wonderful patrolman menage

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: milky twisted box office juggernaut

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Flesh wonderful patrolman menage

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: cheese-eating associate depressive

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: milky twisted box office juggernaut

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Flesh wonderful patrolman menage

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: 180 self-absorbed kitty

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Flesh wonderful patrolman menage

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Light swollen university ladyboy

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: aromatic theater stage

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: Snowy School Digit Ratio



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic coral kitchen

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: honey-headed tantric mediation

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: mint aggressive trailer park

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Big-titted Hell

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: aphrodisiac obsidian haunted graveyard elastic band

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: milky twisted box office juggernaut

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: 180 self-absorbed kitty

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: milky twisted box office juggernaut

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac obsidian haunted graveyard elastic band

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: 180 self-absorbed kitty

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant theatre



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: aphrodisiac obsidian haunted graveyard elastic band

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: mint aggressive trailer park

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: 180 self-absorbed kitty

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Exhilarant theatre

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac obsidian haunted graveyard elastic band

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Exhilarant theatre

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: aphrodisiac obsidian haunted graveyard elastic band

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Exhilarant theatre

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: aphrodisiac obsidian haunted graveyard elastic band

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac obsidian haunted graveyard elastic band

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Alcoholic coral kitchen



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant theatre

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: milky twisted box office juggernaut



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: underhanded exciting stage french chef

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Flesh wonderful patrolman menage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Exhilarant theatre



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: milky twisted box office juggernaut



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: federal goal in life stage

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Pearl Misanthropic Den Ratface

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: milky twisted box office juggernaut



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Beady-eyed queen of the night

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49099235)