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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy dead public bath cumskin Had to awkwardly sit down with prole boss in the back office of the supermarket. Sales are down and proles are still feeling the pain of inflation. We need higher margins on everything, and corporate doesn't want to hear any excuses. They want private label (store brand) everywhere, with "value" emphasized on all signage. We need more loyalty card enrollments, and they will expect at least five per day. You know, Evan, five per day is pretty easy! Just have them pull out their phones and download our retarded app. Also wanted to know why we aren't pushing so-called "basket builders" that increase the size of the average ticket; I want a basket, but it has nothing to do with a supermarket, believe me. Corporate will also review weekly receipt survey bullshit that is incredibly unrepresentative of customer experience; all it takes is one Karen to give us a "five" instead of a "ten" to sink the numbers. I hate this job and can't wait to get out of here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744233&forum_id=2],#49057041) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:42 PM Author: aphrodisiac gold fanboi They said it was just a review, friend. “Just pull up the metrics,” they said. “Talk through the KPIs.”
But I knew. I knew when she summoned me.
Tabitha. Obese. Radiant. HR-Certified™. Her Big Gulp-Warhammer shimmered under the flickering LED light of the breakroom annex as she waved me into the back office. Her eyelids twitched in asynchronous judgment. Her phone buzzed. She never looked at it. The Mahchine™ had already logged the outcome.
“Evan,” she oozed, “your Club Card conversion rate is stagnant. We noticed you’ve only enrolled 2.4 guests per shift. Why is that?”
I opened my mouth, but she raised her Warhammer. “Shhh. It’s not about the proles, Evan. It’s about your pep.”
Then came the slide deck. Basket Builders™, the sacred scrolls of value stacking. Slide 7 featured a digital rendering of me—mid-aisle, blinking—flanked by cartoon dollar signs. Caption:
“Empower Guest Choice Through Suggestive Snacking.”
“Is this... a deepfake?” I whispered.
Tabitha cackled. “No, Evan. It’s your future. If you can’t move the merch, you’ll be moved.”
After the fourth survey audit, I found the note. Folded neatly under the keyboard, written in crayon:
$hredding won’t save you ;) — T.
Yes, friends. I nodded. This wasn’t a review. It was a compliance ritual. A Mahchine™ liturgy.
And I was the wafer.
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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:48 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy dead public bath cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744233&forum_id=2],#49057332) |
Date: June 28th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Stubborn nursing home toaster the flame continues
you think prole bosses care this much to have Office Space annual reviews for minimum wage cashiers? how would our sub-literate Nig/Spic workforce put up with this |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy dead public bath cumskin I'm a supervisor, not a cashier. And yes, they have plenty of time for ridiculous meetings and "reviews" that accomplish nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744233&forum_id=2],#49057048) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:22 PM Author: Stubborn nursing home toaster how much more do you get paid as a supervisor?
also how could the sub-literate workforce put up with this? Wouldnt LaQueesha give you a piece of her mind and always forget anything you told her |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:24 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy dead public bath cumskin I maek about 70k which is fine because I'm single. Only supervisors and above have formal reviews. LaQueesha and the kids who stock the shelves get small raises from time to time. Occasionally they qualify for a tiny bonus here and there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744233&forum_id=2],#49057064) |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:26 PM Author: Stubborn nursing home toaster For 40 hrs a week? Youre prob doing better than average nowadays
Do you get any fringe benefits like free food, etc? |
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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:27 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy dead public bath cumskin Yeah, we get discounts on certain items. It still sucks, especially when I have to deal with deranged proles and coupon ladies. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744233&forum_id=2],#49057070) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 12:16 AM Author: Contagious Blood Rage aren’t you a prole yourself? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744233&forum_id=2],#49057366) |
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Date: June 29th, 2025 12:21 AM Author: Alcoholic Jet-lagged Boltzmann "I want a basket, but it has nothing to do with a supermarket, believe me."
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