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Irl lmao'ing at "SpaceX" IPO

Literally our entire society is fraudulent. How can anyone t...
crystalline jet-lagged mood toaster
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Hyperventilating puce temple cuckoldry
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cerebral address
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cerebral address
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Coral hissy fit coldplay fan
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Yeah goy we're gonna do the screens in outer space just like...
crystalline jet-lagged mood toaster
  06/12/26
ljl
Swashbuckling blue parlor nibblets
  06/12/26
"Universal High Income In Space" *soyfaces and ...
crystalline jet-lagged mood toaster
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Bright crotch market
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Coral hissy fit coldplay fan
  06/12/26
Hey goy thanks for investing in such a surefire money maker ...
Coral hissy fit coldplay fan
  06/12/26
"It's up to you though, of course, hehe. It's a Free Ma...
crystalline jet-lagged mood toaster
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Hehe yeah goy it's the free market, you love freedom right? ...
Coral hissy fit coldplay fan
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Bright crotch market
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itt poormos
infuriating nursing home sweet tailpipe
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you didn't realize this when we had shit like "dogecoin...
medicated persian
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Bright crotch market
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Transparent parlour
  06/12/26
Yeah but to invest in that you needed to go to shady unregul...
Coral hissy fit coldplay fan
  06/12/26
This. Sure you could’ve made a lot in BTC even life ch...
garnet territorial lay antidepressant drug
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Yeah I remember this I had to go to some shady website lite...
Transparent parlour
  06/12/26
Thats the whole point of the SEC and regulating publicly tra...
Coral hissy fit coldplay fan
  06/12/26
Exactly, good poast Like yeah I'm opposed to The System t...
crystalline jet-lagged mood toaster
  06/12/26
MFCR. I like most parts of The System on paper. The probl...
Coral hissy fit coldplay fan
  06/12/26
TT finally making a highly profitable trade!
racy cobalt tanning salon
  06/12/26
wish i had bought moar jfc
Flushed nofapping gunner locus
  06/12/26
I bought 3 shares and already up 3.27% --- cry moar birdshit
Flushed nofapping gunner locus
  06/12/26
I thought you were going all in before the open
arousing pocket flask
  06/12/26
How would this dude who lives in a mud shack get ANY shares ...
garnet territorial lay antidepressant drug
  06/12/26
I thought Robinhood had some allocations for plebs like him
arousing pocket flask
  06/12/26
no one offered me i have like 300-400k each with fidelity, s...
Flushed nofapping gunner locus
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Hyperventilating puce temple cuckoldry
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obsidian multi-billionaire
  06/12/26
Motherfucker, you never submitted a COTP
racy cobalt tanning salon
  06/12/26
It’s for your own good
Concupiscible Hospital
  06/12/26


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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: crystalline jet-lagged mood toaster

Literally our entire society is fraudulent. How can anyone take anything seriously anymore man lmao

I'm just gonna put the rest of my money in tech stocks and take drugs every day until I die. It's Over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49933943)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:11 PM
Author: Hyperventilating puce temple cuckoldry



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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: cerebral address



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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:26 PM
Author: cerebral address



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Coral hissy fit coldplay fan



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: crystalline jet-lagged mood toaster

Yeah goy we're gonna do the screens in outer space just like in the sci fi movies lmao

This shekel nigger is gonna start talking about how he's going to build a dyson sphere next not flame I'm calling it now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49933962)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling blue parlor nibblets

ljl

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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: crystalline jet-lagged mood toaster

"Universal High Income In Space"

*soyfaces and does reddit dance*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49933979)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Bright crotch market



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Coral hissy fit coldplay fan



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Coral hissy fit coldplay fan

Hey goy thanks for investing in such a surefire money maker with your passive index funds in your retirement accounts! If you don't like it you can always "invest" in a 4% CD while inflation is at 10%!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934005)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: crystalline jet-lagged mood toaster

"It's up to you though, of course, hehe. It's a Free Market after all. Because "America" is all about Freedom. The Highest Moral Good."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934011)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Coral hissy fit coldplay fan

Hehe yeah goy it's the free market, you love freedom right? Of course, one of the drivers of all that inflation is bailouts and spending for the chosen people, I mean the chosen BUSINESSES that are just too important to fail! Hey you can always vote for people that won't do that! Wait, you have been but they keep betraying you? Well maybe next time hehe how about that Vance guy hes a populist and real man of the people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934046)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Bright crotch market



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: infuriating nursing home sweet tailpipe

itt poormos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49933964)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: medicated persian

you didn't realize this when we had shit like "dogecoin" being worth 30 billion dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49933968)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Bright crotch market



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: Transparent parlour



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Coral hissy fit coldplay fan

Yeah but to invest in that you needed to go to shady unregulated exchanges, now wind up with positions in shit just as retarded as Dogecoin when they invest in blue chip index funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934058)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:56 PM
Author: garnet territorial lay antidepressant drug

This. Sure you could’ve made a lot in BTC even life changing when it was on common exchanges. But to get in really early you would have needed to do some fugazi shit in Japan and they would send .02 to your checking to verify. I tried.

Could you become a millionaire if you bought on Coinbase sure but to be a billionaire life changing money you pretty much needed to get in on some fugazi shit. Then pray you can get your Jewish numbers on a screen back. The circle of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934061)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 2:15 PM
Author: Transparent parlour

Yeah I remember this

I had to go to some shady website literally in comic sans font with a barebones ui called bittly or bitcash or some crap dont even remember to buy coins

I tried buying like 30 bucks worth and the gas/fees in the transcation burnt like 0.978430849723 of my BTC or whatever it was back then and the guy got reaally mad at me for trying to scam him so he shaved some $$$$ off the previously agreed trade

I didnt know about the fee bullshit lol

spent it on some brazzers accounts and drugs, was like 2011

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934107)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Coral hissy fit coldplay fan

Thats the whole point of the SEC and regulating publicly traded companies. Anyone can invest in whatever the fuck they want, but to be publicly traded we try to ensure it's not fraud and lies. Of course there's still risk, which is why people who want to he safe invest in large blue chip companies.

Now the largest IPO in history debuting as the SEVENTH LARGEST public company and it hasn't made a dollar and no one can tell you how they ever will.

We are so fucked lmfao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934112)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: crystalline jet-lagged mood toaster

Exactly, good poast

Like yeah I'm opposed to The System that we have right now in principle for a variety of complex abstract reasons. That's one thing. But the System currently doesn't even conform to its own standards nor do what it is ostensibly supposed to do

It's literally just bogus fraud that's strictly making the world and our society a worse place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934115)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Coral hissy fit coldplay fan

MFCR.

I like most parts of The System on paper. The problem is that The System has become so corrupted that it doesn't stand for or do what it's supposed to, and perversely actually operates to do exactly the opposite in many cases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934132)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: racy cobalt tanning salon

TT finally making a highly profitable trade!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49933972)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:59 PM
Author: Flushed nofapping gunner locus

wish i had bought moar jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934069)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 1:57 PM
Author: Flushed nofapping gunner locus

I bought 3 shares and already up 3.27% --- cry moar birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934063)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: arousing pocket flask

I thought you were going all in before the open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934593)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:16 PM
Author: garnet territorial lay antidepressant drug

How would this dude who lives in a mud shack get ANY shares of this “before open”? It didn’t even start trading until like 11:50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934601)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:17 PM
Author: arousing pocket flask

I thought Robinhood had some allocations for plebs like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934604)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Flushed nofapping gunner locus

no one offered me i have like 300-400k each with fidelity, schwab, etrade and they no offer me cause im a turd this is turd discrimination

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934607)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: Hyperventilating puce temple cuckoldry



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Date: June 12th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: obsidian multi-billionaire



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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:08 PM
Author: racy cobalt tanning salon

Motherfucker, you never submitted a COTP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934688)



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Date: June 12th, 2026 8:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible Hospital

It’s for your own good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5873524&forum_id=2],#49934700)