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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
| Cerebral Garrison Circlehead | 04/24/15 |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: Cerebral Garrison Circlehead It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Thriller cuckold bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Vibrant Mildly Autistic Address Foreskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: fragrant goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: Vigorous cheese-eating theater did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: kink-friendly silver national antidepressant drug "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: at-the-ready stage pistol (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: charismatic travel guidebook "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: diverse field hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Stimulating Chocolate Lodge Macaca (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: Cerebral Garrison Circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: carnelian headpube fortuitous meteor who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: Cerebral Garrison Circlehead Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: carnelian headpube fortuitous meteor whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: Cerebral Garrison Circlehead CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: talented theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: violent buck-toothed electric furnace piazza 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: drab hairraiser becky step-uncle's house "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: talented theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Marvelous university knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#49335487) |