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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Blathering trip temple electric furnace
  06/27/25
i support islam now
floppy nudist new version really tough guy
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racy resort
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
rambunctious jade kitchen
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Blathering trip temple electric furnace
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
rambunctious jade kitchen
  06/27/25
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Beta incel hall
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hairraiser shrine ratface
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carmine stead volcanic crater
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odious honey-headed gas station newt
  06/27/25
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odious honey-headed gas station newt
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Marvelous cuck yarmulke
  06/27/25
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swollen azure personal credit line meetinghouse
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
hairraiser shrine ratface
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
Smoky adventurous home mental disorder
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
hairraiser shrine ratface
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
rambunctious jade kitchen
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
hairraiser shrine ratface
  06/27/25
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Excitant dog poop dysfunction
  06/27/25
It's both
mind-boggling heaven windowlicker
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carmine stead volcanic crater
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
cerebral cocky half-breed multi-billionaire
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Useless Metal Toilet Seat
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
floppy nudist new version really tough guy
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Flesh wonderful hell
  06/27/25
lmfao
Smoky adventurous home mental disorder
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
sickened church
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
carmine stead volcanic crater
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
sickened church
  06/27/25
lmao
odious honey-headed gas station newt
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
rambunctious jade kitchen
  06/27/25
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Awkward Alcoholic Round Eye
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
odious honey-headed gas station newt
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
coral church building
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
odious honey-headed gas station newt
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
hairraiser shrine ratface
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
coral church building
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
hairraiser shrine ratface
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
carmine stead volcanic crater
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
sickened church
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
odious honey-headed gas station newt
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
carmine stead volcanic crater
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
burgundy nofapping brethren
  06/27/25
TiTscR
mischievous bespoke sneaky criminal
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Blathering trip temple electric furnace
  06/27/25
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Blathering trip temple electric furnace
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
cerebral cocky half-breed multi-billionaire
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
Snowy supple selfie messiness
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Unhinged dragon house
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
crawly ocher weed whacker
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
onyx school idiot
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
Snowy supple selfie messiness
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
180 chartreuse gaming laptop foreskin
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Useless Metal Toilet Seat
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
odious honey-headed gas station newt
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
onyx school idiot
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
Snowy supple selfie messiness
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Blathering trip temple electric furnace



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: floppy nudist new version really tough guy

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: racy resort



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: rambunctious jade kitchen

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Blathering trip temple electric furnace

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: rambunctious jade kitchen

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Beta incel hall



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: hairraiser shrine ratface



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: carmine stead volcanic crater



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: odious honey-headed gas station newt



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: odious honey-headed gas station newt



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Marvelous cuck yarmulke

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: swollen azure personal credit line meetinghouse



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: hairraiser shrine ratface

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Smoky adventurous home mental disorder

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: hairraiser shrine ratface

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: rambunctious jade kitchen

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: hairraiser shrine ratface

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Excitant dog poop dysfunction



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling heaven windowlicker

It's both

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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: carmine stead volcanic crater



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: cerebral cocky half-breed multi-billionaire

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Useless Metal Toilet Seat

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: floppy nudist new version really tough guy

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Flesh wonderful hell

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: Smoky adventurous home mental disorder

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: sickened church

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: carmine stead volcanic crater

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: sickened church

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: odious honey-headed gas station newt

lmao

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: rambunctious jade kitchen

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Awkward Alcoholic Round Eye



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: odious honey-headed gas station newt

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: coral church building

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: odious honey-headed gas station newt

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: hairraiser shrine ratface

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: coral church building

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: hairraiser shrine ratface

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: carmine stead volcanic crater

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: sickened church

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: odious honey-headed gas station newt

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: carmine stead volcanic crater

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: burgundy nofapping brethren

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: mischievous bespoke sneaky criminal

TiTscR

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Blathering trip temple electric furnace

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Blathering trip temple electric furnace



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: cerebral cocky half-breed multi-billionaire

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: Snowy supple selfie messiness

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Unhinged dragon house

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: crawly ocher weed whacker

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: onyx school idiot

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: Snowy supple selfie messiness

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: 180 chartreuse gaming laptop foreskin

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Useless Metal Toilet Seat

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: odious honey-headed gas station newt

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: onyx school idiot

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Snowy supple selfie messiness

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2],#49055482)