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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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clear vivacious brethren
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Know-it-all Heady Forum
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Learning disabled brilliant friendly grandma electric furnace
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
Lavender wrinkle french chef
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Iridescent godawful stage candlestick maker
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
Aphrodisiac spot round eye
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Startled heaven pozpig
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Odious Corn Cake
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Spectacular half-breed parlor
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
clear vivacious brethren
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Indigo marketing idea stag film
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
amethyst mediation son of senegal
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
provocative tanning salon
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
clear vivacious brethren
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
Pearly turdskin liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
sienna pistol
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
coral bonkers theater
  06/30/25
cr
clear vivacious brethren
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Indigo marketing idea stag film
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
Rusted Magical Ticket Booth Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
Pearly turdskin liquid oxygen
  06/30/25
...
Olive Submissive Institution
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
provocative tanning salon
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
coral bonkers theater
  06/30/25
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Blathering walnut psychic
  07/01/25
*bussy
burgundy diverse fortuitous meteor
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Startled heaven pozpig
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
impressive indecent digit ratio internal respiration
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Honey-headed Brunch Reading Party
  06/30/25
fuck
provocative tanning salon
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
impressive indecent digit ratio internal respiration
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Know-it-all Heady Forum
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
provocative tanning salon
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
Rusted Magical Ticket Booth Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
clear vivacious brethren
  06/30/25
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supple grizzly circlehead
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Seedy tan point
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
fishy step-uncle's house crotch
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Bat shit crazy ape national security agency
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
clear vivacious brethren
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
fishy step-uncle's house crotch
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Olive Submissive Institution
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
fishy step-uncle's house crotch
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Big multi-billionaire
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
clear vivacious brethren
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Cowardly green travel guidebook
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Beady-eyed set goyim
  06/30/25
tcr
Olive Submissive Institution
  07/01/25
just jump
aromatic light lodge toilet seat
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
clear vivacious brethren
  06/30/25
...
Twinkling apoplectic queen of the night school cafeteria
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Embarrassed To The Bone Dun Public Bath
  06/30/25
wow
clear vivacious brethren
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
alcoholic floppy sweet tailpipe depressive
  06/30/25
JFC man
clear vivacious brethren
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Spectacular half-breed parlor
  06/30/25
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aromatic light lodge toilet seat
  06/30/25
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provocative tanning salon
  06/30/25
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Pearly turdskin liquid oxygen
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hilarious hissy fit
  06/30/25
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stirring sanctuary dopamine
  06/30/25
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Cowardly green travel guidebook
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Beady-eyed set goyim
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Seedy tan point
  06/30/25
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impertinent property
  07/01/25
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Blathering walnut psychic
  07/01/25
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vigorous double fault gas station
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
carnelian church building legal warrant
  07/01/25
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Pontificating irradiated rigpig trust fund
  07/01/25
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Lavender wrinkle french chef
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
Aphrodisiac spot round eye
  06/30/25
bro
clear vivacious brethren
  06/30/25
...
Beady-eyed set goyim
  06/30/25
lol
Olive Submissive Institution
  07/01/25
...
tantric roast beef
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Purple yapping cuckold
  06/30/25
jfc
clear vivacious brethren
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Indigo marketing idea stag film
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
hilarious hissy fit
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
stirring sanctuary dopamine
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Olive Submissive Institution
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Purple yapping cuckold
  07/01/25
...
Bat shit crazy ape national security agency
  07/01/25
...
stirring sanctuary dopamine
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Pontificating irradiated rigpig trust fund
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Charcoal trailer park
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
Rusted Magical Ticket Booth Personal Credit Line
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
clear vivacious brethren
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
provocative tanning salon
  06/30/25
...
clear vivacious brethren
  07/01/25
...
Opaque soul-stirring quadroon
  07/01/25
lol
Olive Submissive Institution
  07/01/25
...
aromatic light lodge toilet seat
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
mentally impaired pea-brained garrison
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
sick temple pisswyrm
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Appetizing chest-beating principal's office scourge upon the earth
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
excitant frum meetinghouse
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
useless avocado immigrant
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Opaque soul-stirring quadroon
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
comical stead laser beams
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
clear vivacious brethren
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Olive Submissive Institution
  07/01/25
...
clear vivacious brethren
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
Blathering walnut psychic
  07/01/25
😟
stimulating violet idea he suggested stage
  07/01/25
...
sooty vibrant home
  07/01/25
holy shit
clear vivacious brethren
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Opaque soul-stirring quadroon
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
puce hominid
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Pontificating irradiated rigpig trust fund
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Startled heaven pozpig
  07/01/25
...
clear vivacious brethren
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Pontificating irradiated rigpig trust fund
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Pontificating irradiated rigpig trust fund
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Embarrassed To The Bone Dun Public Bath
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Startled heaven pozpig
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
clear vivacious brethren
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
canary insane wagecucks
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
Blathering walnut psychic
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
adulterous flickering church hairy legs
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
clear vivacious brethren
  07/06/25
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Dun Public Bath
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
bipolar casino
  07/06/25
...
stirring sanctuary dopamine
  07/06/25
lol
Olive Submissive Institution
  07/07/25
wow
clear vivacious brethren
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heady Forum

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Learning disabled brilliant friendly grandma electric furnace

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Lavender wrinkle french chef

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Iridescent godawful stage candlestick maker

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot round eye

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Startled heaven pozpig

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Odious Corn Cake

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Spectacular half-breed parlor

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Indigo marketing idea stag film

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: amethyst mediation son of senegal

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Pearly turdskin liquid oxygen

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: sienna pistol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: coral bonkers theater

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Indigo marketing idea stag film

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Rusted Magical Ticket Booth Personal Credit Line

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Pearly turdskin liquid oxygen

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Olive Submissive Institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: coral bonkers theater

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Blathering walnut psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: burgundy diverse fortuitous meteor

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Startled heaven pozpig

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: impressive indecent digit ratio internal respiration

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed Brunch Reading Party

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: impressive indecent digit ratio internal respiration

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Know-it-all Heady Forum

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Rusted Magical Ticket Booth Personal Credit Line

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: supple grizzly circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Seedy tan point

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: fishy step-uncle's house crotch

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy ape national security agency

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: fishy step-uncle's house crotch

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Olive Submissive Institution

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: fishy step-uncle's house crotch

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Big multi-billionaire

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Cowardly green travel guidebook

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed set goyim

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Olive Submissive Institution

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: aromatic light lodge toilet seat

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Twinkling apoplectic queen of the night school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Dun Public Bath

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: alcoholic floppy sweet tailpipe depressive

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Spectacular half-breed parlor

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: aromatic light lodge toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Pearly turdskin liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: hilarious hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: stirring sanctuary dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Cowardly green travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed set goyim

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Seedy tan point

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: impertinent property



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: Blathering walnut psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: vigorous double fault gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: carnelian church building legal warrant

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Pontificating irradiated rigpig trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Lavender wrinkle french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac spot round eye

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Beady-eyed set goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Olive Submissive Institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: tantric roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Purple yapping cuckold

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Indigo marketing idea stag film

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: hilarious hissy fit

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: stirring sanctuary dopamine

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Olive Submissive Institution

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Purple yapping cuckold

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy ape national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: stirring sanctuary dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Pontificating irradiated rigpig trust fund

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Charcoal trailer park

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Rusted Magical Ticket Booth Personal Credit Line

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

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this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: clear vivacious brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Opaque soul-stirring quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Olive Submissive Institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: aromatic light lodge toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: mentally impaired pea-brained garrison

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: sick temple pisswyrm

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Appetizing chest-beating principal's office scourge upon the earth

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: excitant frum meetinghouse

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: useless avocado immigrant

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Opaque soul-stirring quadroon

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: comical stead laser beams

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Olive Submissive Institution

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: clear vivacious brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: Blathering walnut psychic

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: stimulating violet idea he suggested stage

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: sooty vibrant home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Opaque soul-stirring quadroon

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: puce hominid

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Pontificating irradiated rigpig trust fund

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Startled heaven pozpig

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: clear vivacious brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Pontificating irradiated rigpig trust fund

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Pontificating irradiated rigpig trust fund

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Dun Public Bath

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Startled heaven pozpig

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: canary insane wagecucks

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Blathering walnut psychic

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: adulterous flickering church hairy legs

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Dun Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: bipolar casino

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: stirring sanctuary dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Olive Submissive Institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: clear vivacious brethren

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2],#49078889)