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SP makes the news for literal slip-and-fall "victory" - $2.3M for falling down

https://archive.is/NQjNC Funeral guest trips and falls on...
abusive crackhouse people who are hurt
  05/25/25
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histrionic maize goyim
  06/04/25
1. disgusting 2. that guy is not and never has been spacepo...
vibrant philosopher-king
  05/25/25
Lol yes it is
galvanic sapphire field
  05/25/25
fine
vibrant philosopher-king
  05/25/25
this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy
Diverse sex offender stag film
  05/25/25
Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.
saffron flatulent therapy
  05/25/25
oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night
avocado judgmental indian lodge
  05/25/25
Holy shit 180
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  05/25/25
we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where ...
rambunctious meetinghouse weed whacker
  05/25/25
Ward and Chris are kyoot
Glassy harsh faggotry address
  05/25/25
Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.
Cerebral clear market
  05/25/25
But they look like regular stairs don’t they
soggy abnormal property
  05/25/25
Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too st...
ruddy insane theatre idiot
  05/25/25
Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs...
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180 spaceporn!
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180. Hope you get a piece of the $$
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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: abusive crackhouse people who are hurt

https://archive.is/NQjNC

Funeral guest trips and falls on stairs at club, suffers fractures — $2.3 million settlement

Virginia Lawyers Weekly//March 9, 2025// 2 Minute Read

Injuries alleged: Shoulder fracture, skull and facial fractures, traumatic brain injury with extensive hospitalization and permanent sequelae

Name of mediator: Judge Thomas S. Shadrick (Ret.)

Date resolved: July 19, 2024

Special damages: $766,831.50

Attorneys for plaintiff: Ward Marstiller and [Spaceporn], Richmond, Emroch & Kilduff

Description of case: The 80-year-old plaintiff was attending a funeral reception with her husband as guests at a private club when she fell down an exterior flight of stairs leading to an outdoor courtyard.

The plaintiff claimed she was at or near the top of the stairs when she lost her balance and cascaded down the steps, almost to the courtyard below.

The plaintiff alleged that the contractor who built the stairs, as part of a courtyard renovation project a few years before the subject incident, violated multiple building codes due primarily to non-uniformity of step height and depth. The top step riser and tread were shorter than the rest of the step risers and treads, which constituted a known fall hazard within the construction industry, according to the plaintiff’s experts, a forensic engineer and forensic architect.

The plaintiff further alleged that the club owner negligently failed to remedy or warn about this fall hazard. The plaintiff’s claim was corroborated by deposition testimony from both the contractor and club staff concerning the short top step as a potential fall hazard.

The defense designated a forensic architect to rebut the plaintiff’s allegations.

Due to the plaintiff’s post-traumatic amnesia, she could not recall precisely how or where she fell. Moreover, neither her husband nor any club staff member was able to provide eyewitness testimony as to the mechanism of the plaintiff’s fall.

A guest at the reception was eventually discovered who recalled certain aspects of the plaintiff’s fall but did not observe the plaintiff’s legs and feet at the time of her fall.

The plaintiff designated a biomechanical engineer to assist with causation issues in the case. The parties settled for $2.3 million a few days before trial.

Ward Marstiller, counsel for the plaintiff, provided case information.



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: aromatic gas station

They forgot to mention someone honked their car horn right before the plaintiff fell.

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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:12 AM
Author: abusive crackhouse people who are hurt



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Naked rusted jap station



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Date: June 4th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: histrionic maize goyim



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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:39 AM
Author: vibrant philosopher-king

1. disgusting

2. that guy is not and never has been spaceporn

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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:22 AM
Author: galvanic sapphire field

Lol yes it is

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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:39 AM
Author: vibrant philosopher-king

fine

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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: Diverse sex offender stag film

this entire aspect of tort law is so fucking scummy

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Date: May 25th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: saffron flatulent therapy

Welp, they should have built their steps better or whatever.

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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: avocado judgmental indian lodge

oh lawdy, SPjr was in for such a hurtin’ that night

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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:46 AM
Author: soggy abnormal property

Holy shit 180

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Date: May 25th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: abusive crackhouse people who are hurt



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Date: May 25th, 2025 6:55 AM
Author: rambunctious meetinghouse weed whacker

we need a 100 post thread in the vein of CSLG threads where half the posts say something to the effect of "you may be a fag but some damn fine lawyering there tex! really exposing inefficiencies in the system! hell yeah"

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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:03 AM
Author: Glassy harsh faggotry address

Ward and Chris are kyoot

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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:05 AM
Author: Cerebral clear market

Non-uniform stairs are an obvious hazard.

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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:07 AM
Author: soggy abnormal property

But they look like regular stairs don’t they

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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: ruddy insane theatre idiot

Anyone ever notice how the stairs on cruise ships are too steep?

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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:11 AM
Author: rambunctious meetinghouse weed whacker

Nobody is going to have sympathy for you falling down stairs, fatty. You'll just end up with broken legs and maybe a grand in comped drinks.

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Date: May 25th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: obsidian erotic national useless brakes

I just booked tickets anyone want to represent me

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Date: May 25th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: Opaque stain kitty



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Date: May 25th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: abusive crackhouse people who are hurt



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Date: May 25th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: abusive crackhouse people who are hurt



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Date: May 25th, 2025 9:11 PM
Author: abusive crackhouse people who are hurt



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: abusive crackhouse people who are hurt



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Date: May 26th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: dark appetizing striped hyena parlor

180 spaceporn!

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Date: May 26th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: stimulating crimson indirect expression

180. Hope you get a piece of the $$

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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:39 AM
Author: abusive crackhouse people who are hurt



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:42 AM
Author: rambunctious meetinghouse weed whacker

Spaceporn needs to come back and start trolling CSLG

"Let's see who has the most 100 post threads now, chump"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5729711&forum_id=2],#48964135)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: abusive crackhouse people who are hurt

SP is the greatest content creator here of the last decade

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Date: May 27th, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: High-end Partner Telephone



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: Spectacular fuchsia feces



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Date: June 4th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Curious frum point



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Date: June 4th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: abusive crackhouse people who are hurt



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