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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
Onyx aphrodisiac house death wish
  06/30/25
wow lol
Fantasy-prone chocolate stage boiling water
  06/30/25
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irradiated karate trailer park
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
Fantasy-prone chocolate stage boiling water
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
Onyx aphrodisiac house death wish
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
Silver elastic band background story
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
Onyx aphrodisiac house death wish
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
purple beady-eyed hominid
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Drab market
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
Fantasy-prone chocolate stage boiling water
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
frozen idea he suggested associate
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
Onyx aphrodisiac house death wish
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Drab market
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
wonderful set legal warrant
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
Fantasy-prone chocolate stage boiling water
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
Onyx aphrodisiac house death wish
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
Stimulating unholy senate
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Vibrant stag film
  06/30/25
...
Aggressive grizzly newt toilet seat
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Coral indian lodge juggernaut
  06/30/25
...
Onyx aphrodisiac house death wish
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
heady green piazza feces
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
Dashing deer antler black woman
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
house-broken metal lay goyim
  06/30/25
...
frozen idea he suggested associate
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
wonderful set legal warrant
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
olive candlestick maker cuckold
  07/01/25
...
Dashing deer antler black woman
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Honey-headed Sandwich
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Hyperventilating dull hall blood rage
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
brindle pistol
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
cyan liquid oxygen
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
motley charcoal tanning salon
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
diverse arrogant ceo
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: Onyx aphrodisiac house death wish

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone chocolate stage boiling water

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: irradiated karate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone chocolate stage boiling water

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Onyx aphrodisiac house death wish

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Silver elastic band background story

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Onyx aphrodisiac house death wish

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: purple beady-eyed hominid

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Drab market

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone chocolate stage boiling water

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: frozen idea he suggested associate

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Onyx aphrodisiac house death wish

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Drab market

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: wonderful set legal warrant

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone chocolate stage boiling water

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Onyx aphrodisiac house death wish

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Stimulating unholy senate

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Vibrant stag film

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Aggressive grizzly newt toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Coral indian lodge juggernaut

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Onyx aphrodisiac house death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: heady green piazza feces

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: Dashing deer antler black woman

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: house-broken metal lay goyim

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: frozen idea he suggested associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: wonderful set legal warrant

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: olive candlestick maker cuckold

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Dashing deer antler black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Honey-headed Sandwich

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Hyperventilating dull hall blood rage

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: brindle pistol

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: cyan liquid oxygen

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: motley charcoal tanning salon

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: diverse arrogant ceo

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2],#49065360)