I get held down, and get squanched again, mommy never hears me shout
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Date: June 1st, 2019 10:22 PM Author: Lake Vivacious Philosopher-king Party Of The First Part
I think this may be the CR for best in show GOAT squanch thread.
first of all it's just straight up hilarious. it also deftly uses a CR 90s song and is emblematic of FLW's style in general.
however, at the same time and without diminishing the humor, it poignantly captures at the same time the absolute horror of SP jr's life. the violent sexual assault and the squanching which is awful to think about any kiddo going through, but also the total alienation of being a stranger in a strange land where the people don't like you or talk like you so there's never any relief. even when the clown vapes himself into oblivion or goes out of town you never really get to relax because you don't this strange land the boob man dragged you off to, you just find yourself feeling homesick for a home you can't remember.
it's like watching one of those abused puppydood and kittydood Sarah mclachlan commercials, if instead of starving cats and dogs it was a wall of kenneled gook bois waiting to get raped by a genetically deformed clown with boobs.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4274305&forum_id=2],#38326200) |
Date: June 15th, 2019 2:52 AM Author: mahogany messiness
he drinks a whiskey drink
he drinks a lager drink
he drinks a cider drink
he'll squanch adopted chinks
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4274305&forum_id=2],#38391919) |
Date: June 16th, 2019 10:51 PM Author: bipolar light regret
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of his sex crimes
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Date: October 30th, 2020 7:59 PM Author: Beta mad-dog skullcap menage
HELLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEE
HELLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEE
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