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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: light chest-beating home turdskin It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: stirring plaza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Carnelian Lay French Chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: Thirsty coffee pot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: useless house skinny woman did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Trip Goyim "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: Snowy Stock Car Hissy Fit (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Clear Soul-stirring Dopamine Fanboi "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: unholy fragrant office legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Curious stage masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Walnut big stead scourge upon the earth (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: light chest-beating home turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: bateful temple haunted graveyard who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: light chest-beating home turdskin Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: bateful temple haunted graveyard whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: light chest-beating home turdskin CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: laughsome partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: dun range 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: apoplectic sinister institution trump supporter "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: laughsome partner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: insanely creepy keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Twinkling twisted philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#49335487) |
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Date: November 9th, 2025 11:23 AM Author: hours-hungry BILLPIG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2],#49414142) |