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what do people find appealing about suburbs other than white people being there?

staying with my parents in the suburbs this weekend, and it'...
swashbuckling philosopher-king jew
  06/01/25
Vintage XO neurodivergent rant, OP
Racy faggotry
  06/01/25
i'm severely mentally ill, but i refuse to buy into the lawn...
swashbuckling philosopher-king jew
  06/01/25
most people have kids. obviously theres no point if you dont
shivering rough-skinned forum
  06/01/25
The lawn care obsession is purely a mental defect of boomers...
Titillating house-broken community account place of business
  06/01/25
He sounds like Raymond or something. Who gets bothered by la...
Ultramarine zombie-like sweet tailpipe
  06/01/25
it's common knowledge that environmental noise increases str...
swashbuckling philosopher-king jew
  06/01/25
...
green indian lodge
  06/01/25
And there’s less of that in Chicago?
flesh point juggernaut
  06/01/25
living nearly 40 floors up in a high-rise like i do, yes
swashbuckling philosopher-king jew
  06/01/25
cucumbers41 (don't smell the cucumbers)
Drunken Histrionic Sandwich Deer Antler
  06/01/25
(guy with a shitty lawn)
Tan slippery public bath
  06/01/25
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mischievous plaza affirmative action
  06/01/25
There are a couple of these in my neighborhood. It makes bu...
Racy faggotry
  06/01/25
is this typically allowed? i know the suburb my parents live...
swashbuckling philosopher-king jew
  06/01/25
Buy a house in an area with small lot sizes and little to no...
Razzle-dazzle degenerate
  06/01/25
Pay someone to do the lawn….. he’s a Product Ma...
Ultramarine zombie-like sweet tailpipe
  06/01/25
i don't want a lawn to begin with. even if i pay someone to ...
swashbuckling philosopher-king jew
  06/01/25
They aren’t hard to land if you have the requisite Phe...
Ultramarine zombie-like sweet tailpipe
  06/01/25
Sidewalks and open spaces for your kids to play
multi-colored submissive associate tank
  06/01/25
most UMC suburbs don't even have sidewalks. the one I grew u...
Titillating house-broken community account place of business
  06/01/25
my parents are in the "nice" part of their otherwi...
swashbuckling philosopher-king jew
  06/01/25
...
Ultramarine zombie-like sweet tailpipe
  06/01/25
oh ur jewish
Ruddy Stirring Station Athletic Conference
  06/01/25
Huge divide between MC and UMC is mowing your own lawn versu...
180 voyeur step-uncle's house
  06/01/25
Cr (definitely better to live in close proximity millions of...
Learning disabled snowy location trump supporter
  06/01/25
I mean at some point it’s like are people getting any ...
Ultramarine zombie-like sweet tailpipe
  06/01/25
few to no black people being there
Drunken Histrionic Sandwich Deer Antler
  06/01/25
this, above all else
Self-centered toilet seat parlour
  06/01/25
, the realtor says openly after looking around for libs
violet heady private investor police squad
  06/01/25
part of why you think the suburbs are annoying is because yo...
green indian lodge
  06/01/25
You know threads like this are irrational when they hate the...
Sick mustard windowlicker
  06/01/25


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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king jew

staying with my parents in the suburbs this weekend, and it's fucking unbearable. from morning to night i hear landscaping work, or power washing, or some other stupid loud shit noise. i keep my old bike at their house and went out for a bike ride yesterday. wanted to take a break in a park but there were more fucking lawn mowers killing the otherwise peaceful park.

i don't want to be a lawncuck, wasting my time mowing a lawn and doing landscaping work. my dad is doing some sort of maintenance on the house nearly every week from what i gather. and their house isn't even that nice.

my lease is ending soon, and my parents are telling me to buy at house at my age (35), but i don't want any of this home owner bullshit to deal with. what is the Cr thing to do here? keep renting? buy a condo and hope the neighbors aren't assholes? become homeless and live on southern California beaches?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978293)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Racy faggotry

Vintage XO neurodivergent rant, OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978298)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king jew

i'm severely mentally ill, but i refuse to buy into the lawncuck-house-maintenance lifestyle GC seems to push.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978315)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: shivering rough-skinned forum

most people have kids. obviously theres no point if you dont

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978341)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Titillating house-broken community account place of business

The lawn care obsession is purely a mental defect of boomers ime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978325)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:39 AM
Author: Ultramarine zombie-like sweet tailpipe

He sounds like Raymond or something. Who gets bothered by lawnmowers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978343)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king jew

it's common knowledge that environmental noise increases stress levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978364)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: green indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978401)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: flesh point juggernaut

And there’s less of that in Chicago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978405)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king jew

living nearly 40 floors up in a high-rise like i do, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978410)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Drunken Histrionic Sandwich Deer Antler

cucumbers41 (don't smell the cucumbers)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48979243)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Tan slippery public bath

(guy with a shitty lawn)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48979516)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: mischievous plaza affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978331)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:36 AM
Author: Racy faggotry

There are a couple of these in my neighborhood. It makes bugs and varmints way worse, but I’m okay with it. You can see some people seething that it’s permitted though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978337)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king jew

is this typically allowed? i know the suburb my parents live in has some lawn police that will put up a warning sign and i think fine you eventually if you don't mow your lawn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978347)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle degenerate

Buy a house in an area with small lot sizes and little to no lawn, or a pool that takes up the entire back yard. Much of LA is like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978338)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Ultramarine zombie-like sweet tailpipe

Pay someone to do the lawn….. he’s a Product Manager and can easily afford it imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978346)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king jew

i don't want a lawn to begin with. even if i pay someone to do it, i still have to hear the mower, blowers, trimmers, and whatever else they use. my current apartment is in a high-rise, and i can barely even hear police sirens.

also i'm an Engineering Manager. i codecucked for nearly 10 hours Friday because one of my direct reports has been out sick. PM jobs are too scare and too hard to land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978356)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: Ultramarine zombie-like sweet tailpipe

They aren’t hard to land if you have the requisite Phenotype.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978482)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: multi-colored submissive associate tank

Sidewalks and open spaces for your kids to play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978350)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Titillating house-broken community account place of business

most UMC suburbs don't even have sidewalks. the one I grew up in did but it was an early development inner ring that is populated with Scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978403)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: swashbuckling philosopher-king jew

my parents are in the "nice" part of their otherwise middling suburb and no sidewalks here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978409)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine zombie-like sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48979246)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Ruddy Stirring Station Athletic Conference

oh ur jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978402)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: 180 voyeur step-uncle's house

Huge divide between MC and UMC is mowing your own lawn versus hiring a landscaping service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978422)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Learning disabled snowy location trump supporter

Cr (definitely better to live in close proximity millions of blacks and mud people tp).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48978463)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine zombie-like sweet tailpipe

I mean at some point it’s like are people getting any exercise at all? Driving everywhere and not mowing your own lawn and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48979250)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Drunken Histrionic Sandwich Deer Antler

few to no black people being there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48979240)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Self-centered toilet seat parlour

this, above all else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48979248)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: violet heady private investor police squad

, the realtor says openly after looking around for libs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48979524)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: green indian lodge

part of why you think the suburbs are annoying is because your only time spent there is having annoying disputes with your parents there, right? they're pretty chill. but yeah if you're single and trying to meet someone being in a city like chicago seems like the right play to me (and absolutely yes, in an apt where you have good sound and light)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48979247)



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Date: June 1st, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Sick mustard windowlicker

You know threads like this are irrational when they hate the suburbs for being *checks notes*...loud

Yes - nothing in the city is ever loud...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5732095&forum_id=2],#48979741)