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Jurassic Park 1 & 2 but Jeff Goldblum's character is played by Jerry Seinfeld

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fiercely-loyal blue cuckoldry philosopher-king
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HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared ...
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HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt
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Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upo...
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And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I me...
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Iridescent costumed theater stage persian
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iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pa...
fiercely-loyal blue cuckoldry philosopher-king
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it's a good book. i didn't really get ellison vibes from ...
Iridescent costumed theater stage persian
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also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual...
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*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*
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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal blue cuckoldry philosopher-king



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: Bateful onyx clown police squad

*Newman gets eaten by a dinosaur*

Well, that’s a shame.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal blue cuckoldry philosopher-king



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Iridescent costumed theater stage persian



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Rebellious purple sanctuary



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:26 AM
Author: vengeful forum jewess

HAMMOND: The park is really quite spectacular. We've spared no expense.

MALCOLM: I think I noticed a few vulnerabilities you may have overlooked.

*laughter*

HAMMOND: Vulnerabilities? Whatever do you mean?

MALCOLM: Those giant electrified fences, for instance. Did you ever consider what might happen if the power fails?

HAMMOND: That's extremely unlikely.

MALCOLM: Life, evolution, you and me here right now. That was extremely unlikely as well.

HAMMOND: The park is perfectly safe for our guests. We've considered every possibility.

MALCOLM: Well, I don't think you have.

*laughter*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Bateful onyx clown police squad



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:44 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal blue cuckoldry philosopher-king



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: thriller son of senegal kitchen



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal blue cuckoldry philosopher-king

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Iridescent costumed theater stage persian



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Excitant Chapel Dragon



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Iridescent costumed theater stage persian



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Rebellious purple sanctuary

HAMMOND played by Mr Pitt

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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:45 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal blue cuckoldry philosopher-king

Jerry making his horse-faced "ewww" expression upon meeting his black gymnast daughter in 2

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Lascivious copper athletic conference



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:31 AM
Author: boyish rehab

And where do they come up these dinosaur names anyway? I mean, Tyrannosaurus Rex? It's like, no wonder he's on a murderous rampage, you hear what his brother Oedipus did to their mom and dad?

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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal blue cuckoldry philosopher-king



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:51 AM
Author: Doobsian Insanely Creepy Public Bath Haunted Graveyard



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Iridescent costumed theater stage persian



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Plum state



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:14 AM
Author: Iridescent costumed theater stage persian

*watches George struggling ungainly up the hill to escape a dinosaur*

"Life, uh, finds a way."

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal blue cuckoldry philosopher-king

iirc in the actual crichton novel Hammond gets eaten by a pack of compsognathus while struggling to get up a hill

that book was actually really grim, reminded me of Ellison at times

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Iridescent costumed theater stage persian

it's a good book.

i didn't really get ellison vibes from it--the writing is much more straightforward than anything HE ever did, even in his earliest days, IMO--but I read the book when I was in junior high so maybe there's stuff I've missed.

you've read Sphere, right? That's my favorite Crichton (and that one actually does have some Ellisonian touches around the edges now that I think about it).

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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal blue cuckoldry philosopher-king

also in junior high. i remember being shocked by the sexual content in jp

there was a bitterness in it that i'd recall when i was later introduced to ellison's stuff

sphere i don't think i ever read although i saw the film at some point but don't remember much of anything about it

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: aphrodisiac translucent digit ratio sneaky criminal

Hammond: "Oh, that's Mr. DNA! We hired a top comedian for the voice acting, a Mr. Kenny Bania, I'm sure you know his work."

Malcolm (Jerry): *winces*

They watch the video, and Hammond and Ellie laugh at all of Bania's dumb jokes.

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:20 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal blue cuckoldry philosopher-king



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Iridescent costumed theater stage persian



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: thriller son of senegal kitchen



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:21 AM
Author: Frum roast beef



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:49 AM
Author: Cracking metal national

*hits on Lex Murphy instead of Dr Sattler*

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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Iridescent costumed theater stage persian



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal blue cuckoldry philosopher-king



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Date: July 16th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: aphrodisiac translucent digit ratio sneaky criminal



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Lascivious copper athletic conference



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Rebellious purple sanctuary

The child Timmy Murphy find night-goggles in back of electric vehicle and start playing with them.

TimmyMurphy: "Oh cool, night vision!"

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "Dem be heavy?"

Tim Murphy nods yes.

Lawyer Jackie Chiles: "If it over 7 pound, you kids put it down!"

Reluctantly, Timmy takes night vision goggles off as it begins to rain harder.



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