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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
cowardly gas station milk
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
red comical bawdyhouse
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
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Flatulent stead famous landscape painting
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We’ve all been there
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  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
cowardly gas station milk
  07/26/25
At a bar
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Not hygienic
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red comical bawdyhouse
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Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
big trailer park
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
cowardly gas station milk
  07/26/25
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red comical bawdyhouse
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
big trailer park
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Ungodly vermilion location quadroon
  07/26/25
I know what to say
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  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
cowardly gas station milk
  07/27/25
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Rebellious National Patrolman
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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  07/26/25
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Ungodly vermilion location quadroon
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
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balding meetinghouse
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
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khaki marvelous place of business den
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
fishy unholy set
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
balding meetinghouse
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
cowardly gas station milk
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red comical bawdyhouse
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  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
red comical bawdyhouse
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Galvanic Sooty Pit Sandwich
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Ungodly vermilion location quadroon
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
Mewling locus crotch
  07/26/25
which dad tp
Mahogany House-broken Persian Therapy
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
Curious abnormal resort
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: cowardly gas station milk

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: red comical bawdyhouse

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: cowardly gas station milk

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: Ungodly vermilion location quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Flatulent stead famous landscape painting



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Very Tactful Mad-dog Skullcap Piazza

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: cowardly gas station milk

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: shivering business firm rigor

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Ungodly vermilion location quadroon



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: adventurous spot headpube



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Shimmering supple indirect expression house



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: Vivacious fantasy-prone toaster death wish



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Lascivious codepig



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: glassy floppy whorehouse hissy fit



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: sienna cuckold main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: cowardly gas station milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: khaki marvelous place of business den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: balding meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: burgundy cruise ship



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Lemon talented hell jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: hairraiser theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: harsh shrine



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Yapping Nubile Abode Toilet Seat

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: red comical bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: big trailer park

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: cowardly gas station milk

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: red comical bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: big trailer park

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Ungodly vermilion location quadroon

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: pale dashing tanning salon cuckoldry

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: cowardly gas station milk

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Rebellious National Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Adulterous transparent round eye range

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Ungodly vermilion location quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Histrionic garnet rehab

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: balding meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Puce contagious boistinker plaza

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: khaki marvelous place of business den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: fishy unholy set

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: balding meetinghouse

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: cowardly gas station milk

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: red comical bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Crystalline fragrant market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: red comical bawdyhouse

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Galvanic Sooty Pit Sandwich

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Ungodly vermilion location quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Mewling locus crotch

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Mahogany House-broken Persian Therapy

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Curious abnormal resort

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134975)