ITT we replace a noun or phrase from an opening line with "A twink from Cravath"
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Poast new message in this thread
Date: April 8th, 2016 10:49 AM Author: crawly bateful filthpig liquid oxygen
Examples:
Call me a twink from Cravath.
A twink from Cravath died today.
A twink from Cravath comes across the sky.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a twink from Cravath.
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a twink from Cravath.
It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on the other end asking for a twink from Cravath.
There was a boy, called the twink from Cravath, and he almost deserved it.
In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. "Whenever you feel like criticizing any one," he told me, "just remember that all the people in this world haven't had the twinks from Cravath that you've had."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30227955) |
Date: April 8th, 2016 10:53 AM Author: flesh people who are hurt mood
Son,
Last Sunday a twink from Cravath asked me what it meant to lose my body.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30227987) |
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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:00 AM Author: crawly bateful filthpig liquid oxygen
It was the same feeling as when he was a younger boy, during recess with the other schoolchildren, when he had boldly proclaimed his superiority, and when warned by the sixth grade physics olympiad title holder (who being a full year older imparted a world of wisdom) that he had consumed too much ice cream and cake, lost to one his lesser-known competitors, a wobbly legged, bespectacled twink from Cravath, and became the laughingstock of his friends and enemies, due solely to an ignorance of his bodily humors.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30228027) |
Date: April 8th, 2016 11:07 AM Author: mahogany shrine double fault
Midway along the journey of our life
I woke to find myself a twink from Cravath,
for I had wandered off from the straight path.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30228071) |
Date: April 8th, 2016 11:17 AM Author: crawly bateful filthpig liquid oxygen
O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend
The brightest heaven of invention,
A kingdom for a stage, princes to act
And a twink from Cravath to behold the swelling scene!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30228143) |
Date: April 8th, 2016 11:23 AM Author: mahogany shrine double fault
MEDVEDENKO: Why do you always wear black?
MASHA: I'm in mourning for my twink from Cravath.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30228173)
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Date: April 8th, 2016 11:26 AM Author: Provocative Emerald Scourge Upon The Earth Goyim
Let us go then, you and I,
When the evening is spread out against the sky
Like a twink from Cravath etherized upon a table
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30228195) |
Date: April 8th, 2016 11:31 AM Author: Provocative Emerald Scourge Upon The Earth Goyim
Thou still unravish'd twink from Cravath,
Thou foster-child of silence and billed time,
Castro historian, who canst thus express,
A flowery tail more sweetly than our rhyme
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30228224) |
Date: April 8th, 2016 11:35 AM Author: Provocative Emerald Scourge Upon The Earth Goyim
A twink out of Cravath,
A vagrant oft in quod,
A powercuck under Watchtell,
A minister of God
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30228245) |
Date: April 8th, 2016 11:45 AM Author: crawly bateful filthpig liquid oxygen
Among twenty snowy mountains,
The only moving thing
Was a twink from Cravath.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30228329) |
Date: April 8th, 2016 2:18 PM Author: mind-boggling violent personal credit line stain
I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once again able to defend our Island home, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of twinks from Cravath...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30229583) |
Date: April 9th, 2016 12:59 PM Author: Provocative Emerald Scourge Upon The Earth Goyim
Weapon shapely, naked, wan,
Head from Cravath twink's bowels drawn,
Wooded flesh and metal bone, limb only one and lip only one
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30235204) |
Date: April 9th, 2016 1:14 PM Author: Lascivious Godawful Orchestra Pit Rigor
-- Eh bien, mon prince. Cravath, Swaine et Moore ne sont plus que des apanages, des POSING TRUNKS, de la famille Buonaparte. Non, je vous previens, que si vous ne me dites pas, que nous avons la guerre, si vous vous permettez encore de pallier toutes les infamies, toutes les atrocites de ce CLOTHMO (ma parole, j'y crois) -- je ne vous connais plus, vous n'etes plus mon ami, vous n'etes plus mon TRAINING TWINK, comme vous dites. But GIMME THE BEEFBOI N FREE MY SOUL! Je vois que je vous fais peur, sit down and tell me what's new in MANJUICE research.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30235304) |
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Date: April 9th, 2016 5:32 PM Author: cobalt codepig
Straight outta Cravath, crazy motherfucker in a cubicle
From the school called GU-Law center
When im called in, i got a computer screen
Me too boy if I fuck this up,
the partners gonna have to come and get me
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30236867)
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Date: April 9th, 2016 1:24 PM Author: Lascivious Godawful Orchestra Pit Rigor
WATCHMEN
Dear gods, set me free from all the pain,
the long watch I keep, one whole year awake ..
on my hands and knees, on top of Cravath's roof in a HUMBLER.
I know the stars by heart, the armies of the night, and there in the lead
the ones that bring us TINA or the twinks of summer,
bring us all we have - our great rain makers of the Vault,
I know them, when they lateral and when they flee and now
I watch for the light, the signal-fire
breaking out of THROB, shouting THROB is taken.
So respect commands, full of its THICK ropes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30235359) |
Date: April 9th, 2016 1:40 PM Author: Lascivious Godawful Orchestra Pit Rigor
It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. Winston Oliveira, his chin nuzzled into his breast in an effort to escape the vile wind, slipped quickly through the glass doors of Cravath, Swaine & Moore, though not quickly enough to prevent a swirl of turd-dust from entering along with him.
The hallway smelt of stale chlorine and unwashed socks. At one end of it a coloured poster, too large for indoor display, had been tacked to the wall. It depicted mostly an enormous cock, more than a metre wide: the cock of a man of about forty-five inches, with a heavy, rugose scrotum and ruggedly handsome vasculature.
Winston made for the stairs. It was no use trying the lift. Even at the best of times it was seldom working, and at present the electric current was cut off during daylight hours. It was part of the economy drive in preparation for Beefboy Classic Week. The flat was seven flights up, and Winston, who was a training twink and had a pair of faggoty posers around his ankles, went slowly, resting several times on the way.
On each landing, opposite the lift-shaft, the poster with the enormous cock gazed from the wall. It was one of those pictures which are so contrived that the eyes follow you about when you move. YANN PERROD IS STIMMING YOU, the caption beneath it ran.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30235454) |
Date: April 9th, 2016 2:02 PM Author: Lascivious Godawful Orchestra Pit Rigor
It was inevitable: the scent of bitter almonds always reminded him of the fate of unrequited love.
(turns out you actually don't need to change any words, this is still about the training twink from cravath)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30235582) |
Date: April 9th, 2016 2:19 PM Author: obsidian office laser beams
"Who is John Galt?"
The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the twink from Cravath's face.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30235718) |
Date: April 9th, 2016 2:21 PM Author: Lascivious Godawful Orchestra Pit Rigor
"To be born again," sang Gibreel "fuck my ass" Farishta tumbling from the heavens, "first you have to die."
(for those who don't remember, gibreel farishta was the moniker of a twink from cravath. i miss him greatly)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30235728) |
Date: April 9th, 2016 2:49 PM Author: Lascivious Godawful Orchestra Pit Rigor
1 Whan that Perrod with his shoures soote
[ When Perrod with his sweet-smelling cumblasts]
2 The droghte of March hath perced to the roote,
[Has pierced the drought of March to the root,]
3 And bathed every twynk in swich licour
[And bathed every training twink in such manjuice]
4 Which engendred Cravath, Swayn & Moure;
[That created Cravath, Swaine & Moore;]
(newly discovered manuscript fragment of cumterbury tales)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30235927) |
Date: April 9th, 2016 2:56 PM Author: Irradiated crystalline friendly grandma
I, the Twink from Cravath This-that-and-the-other (for I shall not trouble you yet with all my titles) who was once, and not so long ago either, known to my friends and relatives and associates as “Cravathius the Twink,” or “That Clavathius,” or “Cravathius the Stimmer,” or “Tw-Tw-Twink” or at best as “Poor Uncle Twink,” am now about to write this strange history of my life; starting from my earliest childhood and continuing year by year until I reach the fateful point of change where, some eight years ago, at the age of fifty-one, I suddenly found myself caught in what I may call the “golden predicament” from which I have never since become disentangled.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30235999) |
Date: April 9th, 2016 3:58 PM Author: Impressive Fragrant Native
The Twinks of Time Square squirm, and Beefboys cum and blast, leaving ROPES that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the twink that stimmed its birth comes again. In one Age, called the MUSCLE Age by some, an Age yet to come, and Age long past, a twink from Cravath rose in the Mountains of Midtown West. The twink was not the beginning of the monster muscle or the alpha power, there are neither Beginnings nor endings to the turning of The Pounders Twink line. But it was a beginning.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30236372) |
Date: April 10th, 2016 4:39 PM Author: Lascivious Godawful Orchestra Pit Rigor
So. The training twinks in days gone by
and the studs who topped them had arrogant man-MEAT.
We have heard of those muscle-men's heroic campaigns.
There was Rod Rymmerson, scourge of many ani,
a wrecker of men's asses, rampaging among holes.
This terror of the training twinks had come far.
Coming from Cravath, he would rise to the TOP
as his STIMSTICK grew and his worth was proved.
In the end each nude bodybuilding gym
on the whole Beefboy circuit had to yield to him
and his powerful CUMBLASTS. THAT was a true stud!
(again, fragmentary new discovery, scholars are working around the cock to figure out how best to render this new MANuscript of the first and greatest anglo-saxon epic about nude bodybuilding)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30242631) |
Date: April 14th, 2016 2:45 PM Author: Aphrodisiac magenta hell french chef
There once was a twink from Cravath,
Whose billing got written off by half.
When asked if flustered,
No reply was mustered,
He just kept blowing the partner's shaft.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30273342)
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Date: April 14th, 2016 3:03 PM Author: Aphrodisiac magenta hell french chef
oh, I forgot about the pretentious pronunciation of "Cravath." Revised version:
A young training twnik at Cravath
Licked his boss's pud up to a froth,
Billed forty straight hours,
Craved a "relaxing" shower,
But realized he couldn't get off.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3189324&forum_id=2],#30273476) |
Date: April 28th, 2016 2:46 AM Author: mischievous rambunctious trump supporter
A twink from Cravath, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Twink-ra-vath: the tip of the tongue taking a trip round the mouth on down the teeth to fricate, at three, on the teeth. Twink. Ra. Vath. Zhe was zhir, plain zhir in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. Zhe was Robin in slacks. Zhe was Robbie at school. Zhe was Robinson on the dotted line. But in my arms zhe was always a twink from Cravath. Did zhe have a precursor? Zhe did, indeed zhe did. In point of fact, there might have been no Twink at all had I not loved, one summer, an initial wyrm-pig. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Twink was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on an IFNB competitor for a fancy prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the Dragoncock competitors, the misinformed, simple, noble-dicked competitors, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.
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Date: June 6th, 2016 9:19 PM Author: crawly bateful filthpig liquid oxygen
Progris riport 1 martch 3.
Dr Strauss says I shoud rite down what I think and remembir and every thing that happins to me from now on. I dont no why but he says its importint so they will see if they can use me. I hope they use me becaus Miss Kinnian says mabye they can make me a twink from Cruvath.
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Date: June 6th, 2016 9:41 PM Author: adulterous exhilarant temple immigrant
Clansmen of Cravath, at the signal given
By time and season must the twink speak
Who sets the course and steers the ship of Doc Review
With hand upon the tiller, and with eye
Watchful against the treachery of sleep.
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Date: June 6th, 2016 9:44 PM Author: crawly bateful filthpig liquid oxygen
Twinkcravath of Nineveh from distant New York,
Black car home to haven in sunny New Canaan,
With a cargo of BlackBerries,
Docs, Redwells,
Piles of tabbed exhibits in thick rubber bands.
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Date: March 23rd, 2022 1:17 AM Author: mahogany shrine double fault
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Twinks from Cravath are loosed upon the world.
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