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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml "I'm s...
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pink haunted graveyard
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lol at white womyn
Angry market
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What a 180, I wish I could see the video
up-to-no-good confused faggot firefighter
  10/10/12
http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133
Rose orchestra pit cuckold
  10/10/12
dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for th...
Big aqua dragon
  10/10/12
Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious t...
charismatic swollen theater fanboi
  10/10/12
cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....
Big aqua dragon
  10/10/12
"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm...
Mustard glittery stag film
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It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut ...
Twisted Swashbuckling Field Wagecucks
  05/15/23
Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL. htt...
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tyft
Fragrant area organic girlfriend
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180
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awesome
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floppy pit
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these women probably have Trichomoniasis "Females ma...
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Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago. http://www...
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: pink haunted graveyard

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml

"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly."

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Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM
Author: pink haunted graveyard



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM
Author: pink haunted graveyard



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM
Author: Angry market

lol at white womyn

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM
Author: up-to-no-good confused faggot firefighter

What a 180, I wish I could see the video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755170)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM
Author: Rose orchestra pit cuckold

http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM
Author: Big aqua dragon

dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755258)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM
Author: charismatic swollen theater fanboi

Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755279)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM
Author: Big aqua dragon

cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard....

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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM
Author: Mustard glittery stag film

"I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"

wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television.

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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM
Author: Twisted Swashbuckling Field Wagecucks

It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312473)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM
Author: pink haunted graveyard

Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755346)



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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM
Author: Fragrant area organic girlfriend

tyft

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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM
Author: glassy dashing love of her life range

180

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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM
Author: turquoise space

awesome

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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM
Author: floppy pit



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM
Author: Drunken Abode

these women probably have Trichomoniasis

"Females may experience:

A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina

Vaginal burning and itching

Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"

Read more: http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/healthy_kids/Trich-This-Sexually-Transmitted-Disease-is-No-Treat.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21916221)



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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: Chestnut comical jewess antidepressant drug

Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21916260)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM
Author: Vibrant umber corner

18000000000

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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM
Author: drab passionate keepsake machete

You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312590)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM
Author: Bronze Supple Cruise Ship

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312629)



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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM
Author: bateful citrine home



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo



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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: chinese salaryman ((zurich is stained))



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