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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
exhilarant onyx church
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
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lol bro you never forget that.
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We’ve all been there
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At a bar
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elite infuriating school brethren
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Hence “closest”
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If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
elite infuriating school brethren
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
insecure bawdyhouse
  07/26/25
I know what to say
Self-absorbed range
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Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
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that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
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Not jm, House of Worship tp
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I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
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(who did it)
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx church

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Effete Charcoal Legal Warrant

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx church

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: insecure bawdyhouse



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Saffron godawful orchestra pit mediation

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx church

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Crystalline address

At a bar

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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: insecure bawdyhouse



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: sickened passionate telephone volcanic crater



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx church



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: histrionic brunch



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Stimulating brilliant place of business



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: vigorous jet love of her life



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: ruby spot

Not hygienic

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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: Effete Charcoal Legal Warrant



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: elite infuriating school brethren

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx church

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Effete Charcoal Legal Warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: elite infuriating school brethren

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: insecure bawdyhouse

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Self-absorbed range

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: exhilarant onyx church

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: poppy trump supporter principal's office



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Irate Sinister Native Windowlicker

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: insecure bawdyhouse



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: jet-lagged casino macaca

Woah Cr

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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: garnet swashbuckling pocket flask psychic



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Nubile incel clown

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: histrionic brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: boyish dark tank library

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: garnet swashbuckling pocket flask psychic

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: exhilarant onyx church

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Effete Charcoal Legal Warrant



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Indian Lodge Nowag



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Effete Charcoal Legal Warrant

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone corn cake theater

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: insecure bawdyhouse



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Milky slippery nursing home rigpig

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Amber mexican

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Swollen tanning salon

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2],#49134975)