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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: Glittery tank half-breed http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: Glittery tank half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: Glittery tank half-breed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: exhilarant gaming laptop karate lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: supple sanctuary What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: Bisexual indian lodge persian http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: coiffed khaki pocket flask garrison dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Stimulating sick fat ankles Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: coiffed khaki pocket flask garrison cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: slate stage "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Idiotic Lilac Ticket Booth It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312473) |
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Date: August 31st, 2026 11:36 PM Author: Ass Problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#50107964) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: Glittery tank half-breed Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: brilliant odious dysfunction tanning salon tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: silver range telephone 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: Big coral international law enforcement agency school cafeteria awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle Kitty Cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Mischievous Forum these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: passionate really tough guy Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: cerebral pearly sex offender 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Exciting brethren You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Pale sandwich lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: vibrant purple cruise ship marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Offensive scarlet degenerate area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2],#49639607) |