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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Rusted frisky internal respiration
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
cobalt indirect expression
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
turquoise exhilarant persian
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
burgundy indian lodge dopamine
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
cobalt indirect expression
  11/12/24
wow!
Laughsome twinkling shitlib
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
dun fragrant coldplay fan house
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
saffron idea he suggested temple
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cobalt indirect expression
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demanding histrionic station milk
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Laughsome twinkling shitlib
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Laughsome twinkling shitlib
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Jade cuckold
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
demanding histrionic station milk
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
cobalt indirect expression
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Talking Ticket Booth
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
razzle-dazzle chest-beating trust fund
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
turquoise exhilarant persian
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
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cocky windowlicker
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transparent fluffy space
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Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
cowardly crackhouse
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pearl parlor liquid oxygen
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
razzmatazz base boltzmann
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Laughsome twinkling shitlib
  11/12/24
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Laughsome twinkling shitlib
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Costumed Carnelian Degenerate
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
dull affirmative action kitty cat
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
White Heady Toaster
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
dull affirmative action kitty cat
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
cobalt indirect expression
  06/08/25
Damning.
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  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Rusted frisky internal respiration

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: cobalt indirect expression

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: turquoise exhilarant persian

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge dopamine

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: cobalt indirect expression

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling shitlib

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: dun fragrant coldplay fan house

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: saffron idea he suggested temple

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: cobalt indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: demanding histrionic station milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: burgundy indian lodge dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: Misanthropic Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: dull affirmative action kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: cocky windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: transparent fluffy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Laughsome twinkling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Jade cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: demanding histrionic station milk

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: cobalt indirect expression

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Talking Ticket Booth

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle chest-beating trust fund

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: turquoise exhilarant persian

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Disrespectful lodge goyim

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: cocky windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: transparent fluffy space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: cowardly crackhouse

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: pearl parlor liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: razzmatazz base boltzmann

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Laughsome twinkling shitlib

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Laughsome twinkling shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Costumed Carnelian Degenerate

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: dull affirmative action kitty cat

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: White Heady Toaster

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: dull affirmative action kitty cat

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: cobalt indirect expression

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Marvelous Theater Bbw

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996493)