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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Vengeful Fishy Spot Boiling Water
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
thirsty razzle-dazzle field
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Fragrant place of business friendly grandma
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
primrose fat ankles university
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
thirsty razzle-dazzle field
  11/12/24
wow!
Very tactful bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
dead vivacious school cafeteria
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
cyan razzle school newt
  11/12/24
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thirsty razzle-dazzle field
  11/12/24
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bossy center
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Very tactful bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
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primrose fat ankles university
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narrow-minded athletic conference
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Crusty geriatric stain
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Duck-like hairraiser cuckoldry sanctuary
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disgusting national cumskin
  06/08/25
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Very tactful bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  06/08/25
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Sienna idea he suggested
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
bossy center
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
thirsty razzle-dazzle field
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
Razzmatazz Menage Coffee Pot
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Exhilarant purple range
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Fragrant place of business friendly grandma
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
cheese-eating kitchen double fault
  11/12/24
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Duck-like hairraiser cuckoldry sanctuary
  06/08/25
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disgusting national cumskin
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
stirring stag film weed whacker
  11/12/24
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Very tactful bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  11/12/24
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Insanely creepy gay wizard
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
lascivious red principal's office
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Very tactful bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  11/12/24
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Very tactful bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
Zombie-like Abusive Shrine
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
Crusty geriatric stain
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
spectacular state deer antler
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
Crusty geriatric stain
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
thirsty razzle-dazzle field
  06/08/25
Damning.
frisky useless brakes tanning salon
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Vengeful Fishy Spot Boiling Water

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: thirsty razzle-dazzle field

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Fragrant place of business friendly grandma

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: primrose fat ankles university

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: thirsty razzle-dazzle field

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Very tactful bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: dead vivacious school cafeteria

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: cyan razzle school newt

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: thirsty razzle-dazzle field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: bossy center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Very tactful bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: primrose fat ankles university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: narrow-minded athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: Crusty geriatric stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Duck-like hairraiser cuckoldry sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: disgusting national cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Very tactful bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Sienna idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: bossy center

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: thirsty razzle-dazzle field

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Menage Coffee Pot

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant purple range

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Fragrant place of business friendly grandma

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: cheese-eating kitchen double fault

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Duck-like hairraiser cuckoldry sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: disgusting national cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: stirring stag film weed whacker

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Very tactful bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Insanely creepy gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: lascivious red principal's office

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Very tactful bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Very tactful bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: Zombie-like Abusive Shrine

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: Crusty geriatric stain

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: spectacular state deer antler

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Crusty geriatric stain

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: thirsty razzle-dazzle field

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: frisky useless brakes tanning salon

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996493)