What are some lesser-known XO storylines that you remember
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Date: October 25th, 2023 12:41 AM Author: apoplectic space
maybe a decade or so ago, robert b petumkin tp was the hottest new poaster on the block. he came in and took the bort by storm, stirring up all the usual controversy and xo faction-forming you would likely expect. one day, the pro-petumkiners, constituting most of the bort, petumkinized their monikers in a show of solidarity.
during this era, raiding and posting outrageous shit on urbanbaby was a popular bort pastime. on the same day as the aforementioned xo petumkin rally, urbanbaby posters figured out where the disruption was coming from and crowded onto xo to run some counterintel operations. xo, per usual, was completely impenetrable and the urbanbabymos were forced to abandon their fact-finding mission after unearthing more questions than answers, including, most urgently, “why is everybody there named robert b petumkin?”
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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:08 AM Author: slippery base associate
i put it in every hole she had
and took pics
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2],#46980264)
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Date: October 25th, 2023 1:24 AM Author: slippery base associate
she was not filipina, she was mexican
and that thread got over 300 replies
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Date: October 25th, 2023 8:58 AM Author: Diverse Factory Reset Button Principal's Office
CHANG+ crypto threading was always entertaining
Boiling Sierra Mist to treat lunch cancer
Silverado threading during COVID
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Date: October 25th, 2023 9:00 AM Author: Alcoholic Reading Party
the ragnustracker highlighting the extreme mental illness of top megapoasters and their small army of alts
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Date: October 25th, 2023 6:24 PM Author: titillating partner
i remember the crazies like ernie menard and the daniel brau stalker.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5434123&forum_id=2],#46983113)
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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:52 AM Author: insecure burgundy brunch preventive strike
DVP admitting that he beat his little cousin almost to death and then poasting every single day begging for advice to avoid getting arrested for it.
The dude who came on xoxo asking for advice about hiring escorts and then proceeded to basically live blog his first tryst with an escort on xoxo. He kept worrying about "pedro pablo" (or something like that) hiding in the closet and jumping out to kill him if the girl gave the signal.
beebee rallying the entire bort to his side by claiming that he was wronged by the administration at HLS before the bort slowly realized that he is completely fucking insane.
Did you know that there was a poaster who posed for Playboy?
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Date: October 26th, 2023 12:51 PM Author: trip police squad
Shrew GF twitter account had potential but whoever was running it gave up too quickly.
https://twitter.com/ShrewGF/status/647036550090506240
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Date: October 26th, 2023 12:57 PM Author: Dark swollen state
"i just had sex with someone NOT my boyfriend"
not lesser known but it is old
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Date: October 26th, 2023 2:13 PM Author: Blue Federal Institution Electric Furnace
blondielaw
1. using a debit card because she thought she would accrue interest on a credit card immediately.
2. shitlaw steve iq off the charts and guacgate plus a classic dine and dash
3. staying with nyuug for free in his apartment because he was a betaass bitch who wouldnt make a move
4. something about a microwave but that was typical southern birdbrain shit. still funny
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Date: October 26th, 2023 3:32 PM Author: Alcoholic Reading Party
some of the more minor but still 180 ragnus subplots:
- the era in his life when he was working at a chinese restaurant and fucking black chicks in a community college parking lot
- his complete indifference to marriage/divorce, I just lost track after a while. I think he eventually stayed put once he had a kid
- grainy video of him flicking a lighter with one hand
- pics from his trip to china where he absolutely towered over everyone in the village
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Date: October 26th, 2023 9:51 PM Author: avocado blood rage travel guidebook
here's a Ted Cruz tp story.
He applied to some job (I forgot which one). He had a phone interview with the HR lady. She invited him for an in-person interview. TC tp skipped the interview. The HR lady emailed him and asked what happened. TC tp says, "oh sorry, I got the dates mixed up. Can we reschedule?"
HR lady says yes. 2nd interview rolls around and TC tp skips this one too. Same thing happened with HR lady asking why he didn't show up. He says, "sorry, I had car trouble. Can we reschedule?" HR Lady agrees and they reschedule again. Ted Cruz tp skips the interview for a 3rd time. This time, the HR lady gets really pissed and says there won't be another interview, sorry. I told TC tp to say that he's going through a very troubling family issue at the moment. Tell her your brother has decided to transition into a woman and it's thrown a real wrench into your family. Ask to reschedule for a 4th time. TC tp did this and the Har lady agreed. Surely, the 4th time is the charm. 4th interview rolled around and Ted Cruz tp didn't show up again.
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Date: October 27th, 2023 2:41 PM Author: Mint Pozpig
Someone making a joke about bloodacte being fat and thousands of poasts following with altered names of books and movies referencing his obesity
"American Pastaroll"
"A Thousand Years of Salty Food"
"A Farewell to Arms Lost to Diabetes"
"For Whom the Taco Bells"
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Date: October 29th, 2023 1:04 PM Author: titillating partner
people probably don't remember how the box came to XO. she was live broadcasting and poasting and some borderline chaturbate 'LOOK AT ME ATTENNNTTION!!!' site and XO found her and most began interacting because she was super young at the time -- may be not even 18.
she immediately migrated over here, 'cracked' XO lingo and culture, received nonstop attention for a few months and thereby a long and profound addiction was born.
she also banged at minimum 6 posters but that is a different story.
she continued to post nonstop including often posting straight through entire weekends her freshman year of college.
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Date: October 29th, 2023 1:27 PM Author: autistic mood headpube
To be fair,
bothered is a tragically forgotten figure now, even though he was one of the most hilarious characters in XO history. His devotion to eating McDs alone in his car in the parking lot every single day for years on end was stunning.
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Date: November 4th, 2023 9:32 PM Author: Walnut whorehouse
i thought today about FAGGOT ABUSE, the 2011 gay porn DVD that halford used to post as a warning against degeneracy. and its stars, Str8ThugMaster and Gay Pig Slave.
"This guy says he fixed my car, but I know he's full of crap. I can tell by the way he looks at me that this Mother Fucker is a faggot. I take off my belt, whip him, wrap it around his neck. I make him lick ass, and suck dick. I shove huge black dildo Deep in his gay ass, fuck him, and make him put a big butt plug in. Then I whip him several more times. 100% amateur."
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