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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
tell me
Unholy market coldplay fan
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Carmine Crotch Home
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
obsidian candlestick maker marketing idea
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
cracking business firm
  12/28/13
fucking lol
Swashbuckling salmon heaven brethren
  05/12/15
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Cocky school sex offender
  05/12/15
so underrated
Slap-happy comical dilemma private investor
  01/19/16
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Frisky roast beef
  06/07/17
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Free-loading umber background story jewess
  03/31/18
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exhilarant impertinent school cafeteria tank
  07/18/18
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Sexy Plaza
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racy institution
  12/16/21
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boyish insane office depressive
  02/16/23
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White Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt Field
  12/11/24
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dashing poppy base patrolman
  06/11/25
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Sick aggressive messiness
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Fishy Geriatric Den Ladyboy
  08/14/13
lmao
Unholy market coldplay fan
  05/12/15
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Bright alcoholic hell antidepressant drug
  12/11/24
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White Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt Field
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Sick aggressive messiness
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
Big Point
  08/14/13
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Carmine Crotch Home
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Odious meetinghouse corn cake
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
rofl
Unholy market coldplay fan
  08/14/13
180
racy institution
  08/14/13
rofl
Coiffed Mewling Alpha Knife
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Grizzly Parlour
  08/14/13
lol
Autistic Charismatic Bawdyhouse Goyim
  08/14/13
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magenta mind-boggling church
  08/14/13
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Frisky roast beef
  03/10/14
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glittery spot quadroon
  03/24/21
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boyish insane office depressive
  02/16/23
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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brass stubborn karate
  08/14/13
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Carmine Crotch Home
  08/14/13
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brass stubborn karate
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Fishy Geriatric Den Ladyboy
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
brass stubborn karate
  08/14/13
best of thread
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
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Purple Crusty Senate
  08/14/13
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White Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt Field
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
White Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt Field
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
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Carmine Crotch Home
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
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Carmine Crotch Home
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Carmine Crotch Home
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
apoplectic wonderful step-uncle's house
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Fishy Geriatric Den Ladyboy
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
vibrant turdskin
  08/14/13
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Unholy market coldplay fan
  08/14/13
180
hateful indigo community account sound barrier
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cruel-hearted cowardly pocket flask personal credit line
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magenta mind-boggling church
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Aromatic theatre
  08/17/13
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Swashbuckling salmon heaven brethren
  01/19/16
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Free-loading umber background story jewess
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
vibrant turdskin
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
Purple Crusty Senate
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
Purple Crusty Senate
  08/14/13
lol
Arousing judgmental mad cow disease
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
brass stubborn karate
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
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Purple Crusty Senate
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Cobalt talented regret
  08/14/13
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Cerebral Forum
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
brass stubborn karate
  08/14/13
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Yapping federal church building
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
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Purple Crusty Senate
  08/14/13
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Aquamarine Gaming Laptop
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Aquamarine Gaming Laptop
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glittery spot quadroon
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
Purple Crusty Senate
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
Purple Crusty Senate
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
appetizing tanning salon
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
contagious khaki locale
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Odious meetinghouse corn cake
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Odious meetinghouse corn cake
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
racy institution
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
balding rehab
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
Navy zombie-like affirmative action hissy fit
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
Purple Crusty Senate
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
contagious khaki locale
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
appetizing tanning salon
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
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offensive philosopher-king
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
contagious khaki locale
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
contagious khaki locale
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
contagious khaki locale
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
contagious khaki locale
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
contagious khaki locale
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
contagious khaki locale
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Carmine Crotch Home
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Carmine Crotch Home
  08/14/13
whatever
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Green Adulterous Range Organic Girlfriend
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
Purple Crusty Senate
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
brass stubborn karate
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
lol
hateful indigo community account sound barrier
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
180
racy institution
  08/14/13
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slate vivacious parlor keepsake machete
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
brass stubborn karate
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Fuchsia nursing home
  08/14/13
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Fuchsia nursing home
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
racy institution
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
racy institution
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Carmine Crotch Home
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Carmine Crotch Home
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
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Abusive lodge hairy legs
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
hateful indigo community account sound barrier
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
misanthropic black woman new version
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
Tripping razzle gay wizard brunch
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
racy institution
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
racy institution
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
Purple Crusty Senate
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
racy institution
  08/14/13
165
misunderstood clear double fault kitchen
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
lmao
Carmine Crotch Home
  08/14/13
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offensive philosopher-king
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Thriller Legend
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
marvelous bull headed state legal warrant
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Aromatic theatre
  08/14/13
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Fuchsia nursing home
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
Pics?
titillating national
  08/14/13
link?
Bright alcoholic hell antidepressant drug
  08/17/13
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Unholy market coldplay fan
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
180 sticky cruise ship
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Carnelian lay
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
Purple Crusty Senate
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
laughsome up-to-no-good idiot
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
costumed talking cuckold
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
costumed talking cuckold
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
costumed talking cuckold
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
irate boltzmann
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
unhinged mahogany clown
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
costumed talking cuckold
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
soul-stirring mischievous theater friendly grandma
  08/14/13
Underrated
misunderstood clear double fault kitchen
  08/15/13
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Frisky roast beef
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
unhinged mahogany clown
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
soul-stirring mischievous theater friendly grandma
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
French Embarrassed To The Bone Location
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
Purple Crusty Senate
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
honey-headed motley wagecucks striped hyena
  08/14/13
lol
Autistic Charismatic Bawdyhouse Goyim
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
honey-headed motley wagecucks striped hyena
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Autistic Charismatic Bawdyhouse Goyim
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
honey-headed motley wagecucks striped hyena
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
unhinged mahogany clown
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
concupiscible area
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
appetizing tanning salon
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
insanely creepy passionate cuckoldry
  08/14/13
180
Ruby jet-lagged property
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Autistic Charismatic Bawdyhouse Goyim
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
magenta mind-boggling church
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Autistic Charismatic Bawdyhouse Goyim
  08/14/13
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ruddy harsh public bath
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Ebony corner
  08/14/13
180
costumed talking cuckold
  08/14/13
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soul-stirring mischievous theater friendly grandma
  08/15/13
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laughsome up-to-no-good idiot
  08/17/13
...
confused floppy ticket booth party of the first part
  09/11/13
Lmao
Opaque arrogant chapel
  06/07/17
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
fragrant set associate
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
ruddy harsh public bath
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Stimulating sandwich
  08/14/13
lol
costumed talking cuckold
  08/14/13
...
Histrionic Primrose Indian Lodge Liquid Oxygen
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Adventurous gas station national security agency
  08/14/13
180
Black nighttime trailer park
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Dark Erotic Shrine Pisswyrm
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Chartreuse juggernaut
  08/17/13
poignant
violent beady-eyed center
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
aqua electric wrinkle ratface
  08/17/13
...
ruddy harsh public bath
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
confused floppy ticket booth party of the first part
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Aquamarine Gaming Laptop
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
French Embarrassed To The Bone Location
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
cracking business firm
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
vermilion becky
  12/28/13
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Hairraiser doobsian macaca
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Transparent Aphrodisiac Locus Famous Landscape Painting
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
bateful chest-beating haunted graveyard menage
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Orchid stag film
  03/10/14
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Swashbuckling salmon heaven brethren
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Cobalt talented regret
  05/12/15
...
Vengeful laser beams gaping
  01/19/16
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magenta mind-boggling church
  10/25/17
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Bright alcoholic hell antidepressant drug
  11/29/15
...
Bright alcoholic hell antidepressant drug
  12/23/15
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Swashbuckling salmon heaven brethren
  01/05/16
...
Bright alcoholic hell antidepressant drug
  03/13/16
I want pizza
violent puppy
  06/07/17
...
Vengeful laser beams gaping
  09/22/17
...
Aromatic theatre
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Stirring garrison
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Twinkling Goal In Life
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Stirring garrison
  07/18/18
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glittery spot quadroon
  04/30/19
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Bright alcoholic hell antidepressant drug
  06/21/20
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Bright alcoholic hell antidepressant drug
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Pearl library
  07/11/20
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glittery spot quadroon
  12/16/21
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glittery spot quadroon
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Unholy market coldplay fan

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Carmine Crotch Home

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: obsidian candlestick maker marketing idea

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: cracking business firm

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Swashbuckling salmon heaven brethren

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: Cocky school sex offender



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Slap-happy comical dilemma private investor

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: boyish insane office depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: White Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: dashing poppy base patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Sick aggressive messiness

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Fishy Geriatric Den Ladyboy

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Unholy market coldplay fan

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Bright alcoholic hell antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: White Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Sick aggressive messiness

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Big Point

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Carmine Crotch Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Odious meetinghouse corn cake

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Unholy market coldplay fan

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: racy institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Coiffed Mewling Alpha Knife

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Grizzly Parlour

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Autistic Charismatic Bawdyhouse Goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: magenta mind-boggling church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Frisky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: glittery spot quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: boyish insane office depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: brass stubborn karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Carmine Crotch Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: brass stubborn karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Fishy Geriatric Den Ladyboy

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: brass stubborn karate

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Purple Crusty Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: White Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: White Razzle-dazzle People Who Are Hurt Field

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Carmine Crotch Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Carmine Crotch Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Carmine Crotch Home

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: apoplectic wonderful step-uncle's house

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Fishy Geriatric Den Ladyboy

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: vibrant turdskin

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Unholy market coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: hateful indigo community account sound barrier

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: cruel-hearted cowardly pocket flask personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: magenta mind-boggling church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Swashbuckling salmon heaven brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Free-loading umber background story jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: vibrant turdskin

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: Purple Crusty Senate

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Purple Crusty Senate

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Arousing judgmental mad cow disease

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: brass stubborn karate

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Purple Crusty Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Cobalt talented regret

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Cerebral Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: brass stubborn karate

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Yapping federal church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Purple Crusty Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Aquamarine Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Aquamarine Gaming Laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: glittery spot quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Purple Crusty Senate

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: Purple Crusty Senate

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: contagious khaki locale

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Odious meetinghouse corn cake

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Odious meetinghouse corn cake

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: racy institution

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: balding rehab

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Navy zombie-like affirmative action hissy fit

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Purple Crusty Senate

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: contagious khaki locale

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: offensive philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: contagious khaki locale

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: contagious khaki locale

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: contagious khaki locale

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: contagious khaki locale

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: contagious khaki locale

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: contagious khaki locale

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Carmine Crotch Home

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Carmine Crotch Home

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Green Adulterous Range Organic Girlfriend

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: Purple Crusty Senate

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: brass stubborn karate

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: hateful indigo community account sound barrier

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: racy institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: slate vivacious parlor keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: brass stubborn karate

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Fuchsia nursing home

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Fuchsia nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: racy institution

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: racy institution

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Carmine Crotch Home

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Carmine Crotch Home

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Abusive lodge hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: hateful indigo community account sound barrier

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: misanthropic black woman new version

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Tripping razzle gay wizard brunch

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: racy institution

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: racy institution

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: Purple Crusty Senate

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: racy institution

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: misunderstood clear double fault kitchen

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Carmine Crotch Home

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: offensive philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Thriller Legend

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: marvelous bull headed state legal warrant

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Aromatic theatre

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Fuchsia nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: titillating national

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Bright alcoholic hell antidepressant drug

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Unholy market coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: 180 sticky cruise ship

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Carnelian lay

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: Purple Crusty Senate

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: laughsome up-to-no-good idiot

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: costumed talking cuckold

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: costumed talking cuckold

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: costumed talking cuckold

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: irate boltzmann

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: unhinged mahogany clown

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: costumed talking cuckold

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: soul-stirring mischievous theater friendly grandma

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: misunderstood clear double fault kitchen

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Frisky roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: unhinged mahogany clown

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: soul-stirring mischievous theater friendly grandma

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: French Embarrassed To The Bone Location

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Purple Crusty Senate

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: honey-headed motley wagecucks striped hyena

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Autistic Charismatic Bawdyhouse Goyim

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: honey-headed motley wagecucks striped hyena

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Autistic Charismatic Bawdyhouse Goyim

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: honey-headed motley wagecucks striped hyena

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: unhinged mahogany clown

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: concupiscible area

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: appetizing tanning salon

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: insanely creepy passionate cuckoldry

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Ruby jet-lagged property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Autistic Charismatic Bawdyhouse Goyim

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: magenta mind-boggling church

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Autistic Charismatic Bawdyhouse Goyim

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: ruddy harsh public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Ebony corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: costumed talking cuckold

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: soul-stirring mischievous theater friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: laughsome up-to-no-good idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: confused floppy ticket booth party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Opaque arrogant chapel

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: fragrant set associate

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: ruddy harsh public bath

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Stimulating sandwich

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: costumed talking cuckold

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: Histrionic Primrose Indian Lodge Liquid Oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Adventurous gas station national security agency

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: Black nighttime trailer park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Dark Erotic Shrine Pisswyrm

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Chartreuse juggernaut

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: violent beady-eyed center

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: aqua electric wrinkle ratface

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: ruddy harsh public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: confused floppy ticket booth party of the first part

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Aquamarine Gaming Laptop

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: French Embarrassed To The Bone Location

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: cracking business firm

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: vermilion becky

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser doobsian macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Transparent Aphrodisiac Locus Famous Landscape Painting

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: bateful chest-beating haunted graveyard menage

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Orchid stag film

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Swashbuckling salmon heaven brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Cobalt talented regret

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Vengeful laser beams gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: magenta mind-boggling church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Bright alcoholic hell antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Bright alcoholic hell antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Swashbuckling salmon heaven brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Bright alcoholic hell antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: violent puppy

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Vengeful laser beams gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Aromatic theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Stirring garrison

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Twinkling Goal In Life

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Stirring garrison

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: glittery spot quadroon



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Bright alcoholic hell antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Bright alcoholic hell antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Pearl library



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: glittery spot quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: glittery spot quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#44198924)