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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
tell me
snowy adventurous locale boiling water
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Self-centered Cerise Cumskin
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
sienna new version goal in life
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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honey-headed aggressive alpha
  08/12/25
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Violent nursing home
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Bateful puce parlour
  08/14/13
lmao
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UN peacekeeper
  07/06/26
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Violent nursing home
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Awkward outnumbered striped hyena
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
rofl
snowy adventurous locale boiling water
  08/14/13
180
Costumed piazza digit ratio
  08/14/13
rofl
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  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
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  08/14/13
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lilac hissy fit
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Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube
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lilac hissy fit
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Bateful puce parlour
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
lilac hissy fit
  08/14/13
best of thread
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
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iridescent beady-eyed black woman point
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pearl kitty
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
pearl kitty
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
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Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Bright pit
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Bateful puce parlour
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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180
Big Mischievous Business Firm Ceo
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Misanthropic Liquid Oxygen Puppy
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
ultramarine keepsake machete lodge
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
iridescent beady-eyed black woman point
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
iridescent beady-eyed black woman point
  08/14/13
lol
marvelous kitchen nibblets
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
lilac hissy fit
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
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  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
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  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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  08/14/13
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Provocative maize stage
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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Alcoholic Yarmulke
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
iridescent beady-eyed black woman point
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
iridescent beady-eyed black woman point
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
ebony filthy lay fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Buff Institution
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Awkward outnumbered striped hyena
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Awkward outnumbered striped hyena
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Costumed piazza digit ratio
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
slippery associate round eye
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
iridescent beady-eyed black woman point
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Buff Institution
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
ebony filthy lay fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Buff Institution
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Buff Institution
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Buff Institution
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Buff Institution
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Buff Institution
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Buff Institution
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube
  08/14/13
whatever
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
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  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
iridescent beady-eyed black woman point
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
lilac hissy fit
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
lol
Big Mischievous Business Firm Ceo
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
180
Costumed piazza digit ratio
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Heady Rehab
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
lilac hissy fit
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
Swashbuckling Violent Step-uncle's House
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Swashbuckling Violent Step-uncle's House
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Costumed piazza digit ratio
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Costumed piazza digit ratio
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
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Sadistic Alcoholic Pisswyrm
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Big Mischievous Business Firm Ceo
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Diverse drab library
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
blue well-lubricated house
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Costumed piazza digit ratio
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Costumed piazza digit ratio
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
iridescent beady-eyed black woman point
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Costumed piazza digit ratio
  08/14/13
165
brindle idiot
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
lmao
Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube
  08/14/13
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thirsty brilliant giraffe
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Nofapping school cafeteria
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
hairless home multi-billionaire
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Black excitant abode water buffalo
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Black excitant abode water buffalo
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Swashbuckling Violent Step-uncle's House
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
Pics?
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  08/14/13
link?
Ruddy bisexual property dingle berry
  08/17/13
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snowy adventurous locale boiling water
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
Frisky 180 death wish
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
narrow-minded party of the first part
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
iridescent beady-eyed black woman point
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Fishy hall
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
pale sex offender
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
pale sex offender
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
pale sex offender
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
plum heaven codepig
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
submissive juggernaut double fault
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
pale sex offender
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
Free-loading State
  08/14/13
Underrated
brindle idiot
  08/15/13
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domesticated amethyst plaza
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
submissive juggernaut double fault
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
Free-loading State
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
idiotic cocky temple quadroon
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
iridescent beady-eyed black woman point
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
lime brethren gas station
  08/14/13
lol
dashing topaz lettuce community account
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
lime brethren gas station
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
dashing topaz lettuce community account
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
lime brethren gas station
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
submissive juggernaut double fault
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Stirring Shrine Volcanic Crater
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
ebony filthy lay fortuitous meteor
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
gold forum
  08/14/13
180
Fragrant Sooty Friendly Grandma
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
dashing topaz lettuce community account
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
ungodly hilarious cruise ship dopamine
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
dashing topaz lettuce community account
  08/14/13
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judgmental national gunner
  08/14/13
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shimmering hairraiser ticket booth azn
  08/14/13
180
pale sex offender
  08/14/13
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Free-loading State
  08/15/13
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Fishy hall
  08/17/13
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Amber persian crackhouse
  09/11/13
Lmao
talented gay spot
  06/07/17
...
flirting therapy scourge upon the earth
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
territorial wrinkle
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
judgmental national gunner
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Glittery jewess
  08/14/13
lol
pale sex offender
  08/14/13
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cream preventive strike goyim
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
razzle-dazzle base
  08/14/13
180
brass insecure immigrant set
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
soul-stirring church
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
hyperventilating location
  08/17/13
poignant
Buck-toothed trust fund cuckoldry
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
mind-boggling university turdskin
  08/17/13
...
judgmental national gunner
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
Amber persian crackhouse
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
misunderstood faggot firefighter ratface
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
idiotic cocky temple quadroon
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
sienna new version goal in life
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
electric chrome tanning salon national security agency
  12/28/13
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Glassy fantasy-prone messiness
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
wine stead
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
multi-colored fear-inspiring box office son of senegal
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Maroon Learning Disabled Marketing Idea Toaster
  03/10/14
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Bistre Exhilarant Area
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
aphrodisiac stag film
  05/12/15
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irate thriller range
  01/19/16
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ungodly hilarious cruise ship dopamine
  10/25/17
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Ruddy bisexual property dingle berry
  11/29/15
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Ruddy bisexual property dingle berry
  12/23/15
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Bistre Exhilarant Area
  01/05/16
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Ruddy bisexual property dingle berry
  03/13/16
I want pizza
bat shit crazy sepia pervert office
  06/07/17
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irate thriller range
  09/22/17
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Black excitant abode water buffalo
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
yapping aqua chapel
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Mewling Sandwich
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
yapping aqua chapel
  07/18/18
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Alcoholic Yarmulke
  04/30/19
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Ruddy bisexual property dingle berry
  06/21/20
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Ruddy bisexual property dingle berry
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irradiated locus love of her life
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Alcoholic Yarmulke
  12/16/21
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Alcoholic Yarmulke
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: snowy adventurous locale boiling water

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Self-centered Cerise Cumskin

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: sienna new version goal in life

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Bistre Exhilarant Area

fucking lol

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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: milky bbw

so underrated

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: Appetizing Pozpig Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: burgundy bawdyhouse useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Costumed piazza digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: chartreuse dilemma fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: pearl kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: exciting pink stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: flirting therapy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: honey-headed aggressive alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: exciting pink stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Violent nursing home

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Bateful puce parlour

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: snowy adventurous locale boiling water

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Ruddy bisexual property dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: pearl kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: UN peacekeeper



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Violent nursing home

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: khaki vengeful address

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Awkward outnumbered striped hyena

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: snowy adventurous locale boiling water

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Costumed piazza digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: mentally impaired main people native

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: disrespectful laughsome meetinghouse cuck

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: dashing topaz lettuce community account

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: ungodly hilarious cruise ship dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: domesticated amethyst plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Alcoholic Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: chartreuse dilemma fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: flirting therapy scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: lilac hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: lilac hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Bateful puce parlour

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: lilac hissy fit

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed black woman point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: pearl kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: pearl kitty

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Bright pit

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Bateful puce parlour

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: ultramarine keepsake machete lodge

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: snowy adventurous locale boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Big Mischievous Business Firm Ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: ivory roast beef cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: ungodly hilarious cruise ship dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Bistre Exhilarant Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Misanthropic Liquid Oxygen Puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: ultramarine keepsake machete lodge

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed black woman point

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed black woman point

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: marvelous kitchen nibblets

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: lilac hissy fit

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed black woman point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: comical magical church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: lilac hissy fit

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Provocative maize stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed black woman point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: misunderstood faggot firefighter ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: misunderstood faggot firefighter ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Alcoholic Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed black woman point

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed black woman point

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: ebony filthy lay fortuitous meteor

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Buff Institution

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Awkward outnumbered striped hyena

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Awkward outnumbered striped hyena

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Costumed piazza digit ratio

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: slippery associate round eye

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: hideous mood gaming laptop

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed black woman point

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Buff Institution

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: ebony filthy lay fortuitous meteor

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: thirsty brilliant giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Buff Institution

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Buff Institution

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Buff Institution

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Buff Institution

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Buff Institution

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Buff Institution

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: racy indian lodge potus

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed black woman point

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: lilac hissy fit

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Big Mischievous Business Firm Ceo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Costumed piazza digit ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: Heady Rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: lilac hissy fit

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Violent Step-uncle's House

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Violent Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Costumed piazza digit ratio

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Costumed piazza digit ratio

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: Sadistic Alcoholic Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Big Mischievous Business Firm Ceo

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Diverse drab library

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: blue well-lubricated house

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Costumed piazza digit ratio

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Costumed piazza digit ratio

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed black woman point

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Costumed piazza digit ratio

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: brindle idiot

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Spectacular Claret Skinny Woman Headpube

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: thirsty brilliant giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Nofapping school cafeteria

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: hairless home multi-billionaire

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Black excitant abode water buffalo

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Violent Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: arrogant concupiscible faggotry field

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Ruddy bisexual property dingle berry

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: snowy adventurous locale boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: Frisky 180 death wish

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: narrow-minded party of the first part

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed black woman point

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Fishy hall

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: pale sex offender

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: pale sex offender

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: pale sex offender

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: plum heaven codepig

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: submissive juggernaut double fault

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: pale sex offender

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: Free-loading State

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: brindle idiot

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: domesticated amethyst plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: submissive juggernaut double fault

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: Free-loading State

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: idiotic cocky temple quadroon

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: iridescent beady-eyed black woman point

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: lime brethren gas station

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: dashing topaz lettuce community account

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: lime brethren gas station

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: dashing topaz lettuce community account

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: lime brethren gas station

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: submissive juggernaut double fault

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Stirring Shrine Volcanic Crater

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: ebony filthy lay fortuitous meteor

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: gold forum

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Fragrant Sooty Friendly Grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: dashing topaz lettuce community account

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: ungodly hilarious cruise ship dopamine

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2],#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: dashing topaz lettuce community account

/thread. instant classic

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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: judgmental national gunner



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: shimmering hairraiser ticket booth azn



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: pale sex offender

180

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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: Free-loading State



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Fishy hall



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: Amber persian crackhouse



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: talented gay spot

Lmao

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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: flirting therapy scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: territorial wrinkle

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: judgmental national gunner

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Glittery jewess

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: pale sex offender

lol

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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: cream preventive strike goyim



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle base

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: brass insecure immigrant set

180

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring church

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: hyperventilating location

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Buck-toothed trust fund cuckoldry

poignant

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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: mind-boggling university turdskin

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: judgmental national gunner



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: Amber persian crackhouse

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: misunderstood faggot firefighter ratface

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: idiotic cocky temple quadroon

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: sienna new version goal in life

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: electric chrome tanning salon national security agency

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: Glassy fantasy-prone messiness



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: wine stead

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: multi-colored fear-inspiring box office son of senegal

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Maroon Learning Disabled Marketing Idea Toaster

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Bistre Exhilarant Area



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac stag film

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: irate thriller range



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: ungodly hilarious cruise ship dopamine



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Ruddy bisexual property dingle berry



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Ruddy bisexual property dingle berry



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Bistre Exhilarant Area



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Ruddy bisexual property dingle berry



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: bat shit crazy sepia pervert office

I want pizza

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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: irate thriller range



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: yapping aqua chapel

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Mewling Sandwich

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: yapping aqua chapel

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: Alcoholic Yarmulke



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Ruddy bisexual property dingle berry



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: irradiated locus love of her life



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: Alcoholic Yarmulke



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic Yarmulke



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