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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Mind-boggling deep queen of the night
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
Insecure rebellious kitty cat ladyboy
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
lake place of business antidepressant drug
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Amethyst range jew
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
Insecure rebellious kitty cat ladyboy
  11/12/24
wow!
Charismatic Doctorate
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
Useless aromatic liquid oxygen
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
Glassy people who are hurt
  11/12/24
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Insecure rebellious kitty cat ladyboy
  11/12/24
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Lavender Parlour
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Charismatic Doctorate
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Amethyst range jew
  11/12/24
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irate adventurous theatre volcanic crater
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demanding lodge
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Startling Meetinghouse Legend
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irradiated hilarious filthpig
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Charismatic Doctorate
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fishy set striped hyena
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Lavender Parlour
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
Insecure rebellious kitty cat ladyboy
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
sooty dopamine library
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
chocolate self-centered step-uncle's house alpha
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
lake place of business antidepressant drug
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
Thriller newt
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Startling Meetinghouse Legend
  06/08/25
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irradiated hilarious filthpig
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
twisted stag film laser beams
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Charismatic Doctorate
  11/12/24
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Talented coldplay fan
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
medicated pontificating crotch athletic conference
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
Charismatic Doctorate
  11/12/24
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Charismatic Doctorate
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
pink nowag garrison
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
demanding lodge
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
jet-lagged church fat ankles
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
demanding lodge
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
Insecure rebellious kitty cat ladyboy
  06/08/25
Damning.
nighttime resort mediation
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling deep queen of the night

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Insecure rebellious kitty cat ladyboy

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: lake place of business antidepressant drug

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Amethyst range jew

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: Insecure rebellious kitty cat ladyboy

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Charismatic Doctorate

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: Useless aromatic liquid oxygen

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Glassy people who are hurt

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Insecure rebellious kitty cat ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Lavender Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Amethyst range jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: irate adventurous theatre volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: demanding lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Startling Meetinghouse Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: irradiated hilarious filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Charismatic Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: fishy set striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Lavender Parlour

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: Insecure rebellious kitty cat ladyboy

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: sooty dopamine library

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: chocolate self-centered step-uncle's house alpha

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: lake place of business antidepressant drug

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Thriller newt

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Startling Meetinghouse Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: irradiated hilarious filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: twisted stag film laser beams

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: Talented coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: medicated pontificating crotch athletic conference

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Charismatic Doctorate

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Charismatic Doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: pink nowag garrison

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: demanding lodge

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: jet-lagged church fat ankles

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: demanding lodge

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Insecure rebellious kitty cat ladyboy

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: nighttime resort mediation

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2],#48996493)