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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Frisky coiffed piazza
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
Titillating patrolman market
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
Razzle mediation roast beef
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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Galvanic chestnut deer antler
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I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
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  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
insanely creepy lilac state private investor
  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
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the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
irradiated wrinkle international law enforcement agency
  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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  06/27/25
(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consu...
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  06/27/25
when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast* "It's Ok...
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I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places...
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Frisky coiffed piazza

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: Titillating patrolman market

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Razzle mediation roast beef

where restaurants serve texas toast?

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: Titillating patrolman market

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Pearly Parlor



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: Avocado Bateful Institution Travel Guidebook



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: hairraiser set

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: Avocado Bateful Institution Travel Guidebook



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: Spruce adulterous hominid garrison

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Galvanic chestnut deer antler



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: indigo medicated library hunting ground

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: insanely creepy lilac state private investor

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Red Selfie Shrine

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: insanely creepy lilac state private investor



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Electric stag film

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: splenetic marvelous goal in life nursing home



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: cruel-hearted boyish nibblets church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Provocative Ticket Booth



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Nubile temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: rose lettuce



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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Nubile temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: dashing insecure stain



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: irradiated wrinkle international law enforcement agency

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: diverse irate locale persian

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Fragrant Stubborn Stead

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Comical Sex Offender Resort

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: sticky unhinged fortuitous meteor

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Nubile temple



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Pearly Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054743)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Haunting philosopher-king becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Galvanic chestnut deer antler

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2],#49057026)