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Kevin Smith movies have aged well at all. Pure Gen-X trash.
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:13 PM Author: Twinkling concupiscible generalized bond *haven't (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507191) |
Date: January 26th, 2013 12:14 PM Author: Appetizing buck-toothed travel guidebook site They always were trash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507193) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:38 PM Author: flesh filthy tank athletic conference Cr. I'm gen X and never cared for his movies even when they were new (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507304) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:18 PM Author: bright hominid i still like mallrats. anytime smith tried to make a serious point he sucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507209) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:29 PM Author: Twinkling concupiscible generalized bond I'm watching Mallrats now. It's what prompted me to make this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507254) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:41 PM Author: vigorous native hairy legs Mallrats is pretty much unwatchable for anything but nostalgic value. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507321) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:39 PM Author: Unhinged Talking Tanning Salon Party Of The First Part LOL NICE SELF PWN FAGGOT/KEVIN SMITH SUPERFAN!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507308) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:42 PM Author: Racy box office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507324) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 12:46 PM Author: Pea-brained vivacious piazza famous landscape painting I don't know about this. Watched Clerks the other day, and I was thoroughly entertained, almost like running into an old fiend who I haven't seen since the 90s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507337) |
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Date: January 26th, 2013 1:34 PM Author: mind-boggling cyan multi-billionaire at least it has susanne by weezer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#22507577) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:25 PM Author: Dead cobalt school cafeteria (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49041403) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:58 PM Author: razzmatazz ticket booth mood These movies sucked back then too IMO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49041457) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:08 PM Author: Flickering station Clerks was at least something different when it came out. Agree on everything else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49041472) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 7:16 AM Author: Dead cobalt school cafeteria Imo critics thought it was intellectual bc it was black and white and they didn’t realize smith was a prole Loser and the movie is about him (except he didn’t fuck 12 girls) and it’s the exact store he worked at. Like they thought he was being ironic or decrying NAFTA because it was 1994 and he was underemployed. But really it’s like “I wear a hockey jersey every day. I play roller hockey in the movie!”
You could almost imagine the video store having Saturn games btw. Almost.
Imo the Film is a warning about a future without Indian immigrants. Stores staffed by white guys. Bleak, Gen X nihilism. Kevin Smith didn’t even smoke weed irl. Let alone fentanyl. He played hockey in the middle of the day to stave off obesity and hang out with his friends. This would’ve been a bleak future and we are fortunate to have avoided it imho. In the current timeline, Indians staff convenience stores, Gen X is sedentary and doesn’t play hockey and has no friends, no video stores, and Kevin smith started smoking weed in 2008, and we’re better off for it. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:48 PM Author: Flickering station Yeah I guess it got promoted cause the tastemakers thought “oh look here’s this authentic artist pretending to be Jersey trash.” Except he really was Jersey trash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042895) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:44 PM Author: Dead cobalt school cafeteria As Losers it is incumbent on us to drag him back into the crab bucket with us. A Jock would just see one of his Films randomly and forget he ever saw it immediately and forget the director’s name. He would see Kevin Smith and boner police and cslg and wily and Kiethd from JDU as roughly The Same. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49043596) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Flickering station I wonder if he fooled people cause his phenotype is *that* bad. Of course experts like ourselves can tell he’s Loser Clique. But he’s such a slob that a Clique Theory novice might think he’s a Scumbag. Like does Clerks fall through the cracks if he looked like a “regular” Loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49043612) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 6:02 PM Author: Dead cobalt school cafeteria Imo a bunch of boomer jew yuppies were sitting around and were like “this Film exemplifies Gen X goyim. A triumph.,” and a star was born. And whether they were being intellectually honest is up for debate. But that’s what happened. I think a more competent Gen Xer would’ve dismayed them and they wouldn’t have gone for it. Christopher Nolan had to come from England bc the Gen X curse only applies to the US for some reason.
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 1:50 PM Author: 180 amethyst background story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042900) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM Author: odious jewess The reality is so much worse than this. Jew Jersey is a jeet cesspit, Kevin Smith has been smoking weed for over a decade now, is somehow simultaneously obese and anorexic looking at all times, and has some faggy gay comic book store that nobody goes to but is probably "worth" millions dollars because it is the only remaining retail space that has not yet been jeetified and jew nerds will Go There.
Also he's probably secretly some lubavitch kike or 1/8th or 1/16th of one or something equally as bad and thus not even White.
Kikes suck so much it is unreal. Also indians of course but it's not even worth the effort of pointing it out. |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:40 PM Author: Dead cobalt school cafeteria You’re only talking about ashkenazi Jews right? Im Sephardic btw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49043586) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 9:58 PM Author: bateful temple thought this thread was about Kevin James (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49041459) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:03 PM Author: 180 amethyst background story dude weed lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49041466) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 10:08 PM Author: Titillating House Clerks, mallrats and chasing Amy are 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49041473) |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:42 PM Author: Sadistic Hilarious Brunch IIRC those were actually a trilogy, you needed to watch them in that order
People said the same thing about Office Space, Fight Club, and The Matrix |
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Date: June 22nd, 2025 11:46 PM Author: Arousing coral skinny woman area Paul Blart Mallcop holds up great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49041652) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 9:17 AM Author: bateful temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042147) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:00 PM Author: odious jewess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042945) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 8:19 AM Author: beady-eyed sanctuary Clerks holds up great and I’m very fond of Clerks 2 even though it’s nowhere close to as good (it’s a crummy sequel but a fun gross out comedy on its own merits) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042041) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 8:21 AM Author: Magical turquoise stead They were never good to begin with. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042043) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 10:52 AM Author: passionate messiness cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042323) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:02 PM Author: frisky jew Clerks, Mallrats, & Dogma were all Triumphs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49042949) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 2:38 PM Author: honey-headed regret address the issue is he should never have made movies in the first place. Clerks should be a long running 30 minute weekly show. the Always Sunny creators realized this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49043065) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Dead cobalt school cafeteria That never would’ve happened in the 90s. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49043608) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2025 6:02 PM Author: honey-headed regret address probably true. I believe comedy central was around at that time but thats about the only option. oddly enough Smith was ahead of his time. He'd be great as a youtube channel, or cheap streaming show. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2168489&forum_id=2],#49043635) |