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Help me understand marrying Lauren Sanchez

I knew she was busted and kind of trashy looking. I did not ...
appetizing gas station black woman
  07/01/25
that ugly whore has been with some other wealthy guys so cle...
Insane Idiotic Faggot Firefighter Gaming Laptop
  07/01/25
ive seen the "she must be something in bed!" comme...
appetizing gas station black woman
  07/01/25
Whatever she is doing it works and it obviously is not just ...
Cyan cuckold
  07/01/25
she's a helicopter pilot. she must be capable and assertive...
sienna philosopher-king
  07/01/25
midlife crisis. she looks horrible, absolutely horrible. i w...
Lascivious Khaki Headpube Stage
  07/01/25
She actually looks better than before, she did get some of i...
claret galvanic love of her life
  07/01/25
she looked worse? LMAO
Lascivious Khaki Headpube Stage
  07/01/25
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claret galvanic love of her life
  07/01/25
She put his money where her mouth is
scarlet shitlib pervert
  07/01/25
no doubt he is smart in some ways, but part of being smart i...
fragrant pale ceo
  07/01/25
He can put it anywhere he wants
boyish dead turdskin whorehouse
  07/01/25
she makes him feel alive hth
Brindle concupiscible place of business
  07/01/25
Shes fun to be around.
Frisky Domesticated Nowag
  07/01/25
lol, good one
Federal titillating point jewess
  07/01/25
She's Hollywood adjacent, that's part of it. Her last husban...
scarlet shitlib pervert
  07/01/25
I think this is really on the mark. Many, many people are bo...
Navy haunted graveyard scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
agreed, gotta be
sienna philosopher-king
  07/01/25
"Beauty is in the Botox of the beholder."
Laughsome Slap-happy Organic Girlfriend
  07/01/25
Sometimes two people are just soul mates.
Razzmatazz State Stock Car
  07/01/25
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Sick spot
  07/01/25
check out the chick that Lauren Sanchez's ex husband married...
appetizing gas station black woman
  07/01/25
That is a photo of Dead Girl. Bezos married Alive Girl. HT...
Laughsome Slap-happy Organic Girlfriend
  07/01/25
that guy is clearly a weirdo and is really into mystery meat...
Cyan cuckold
  07/01/25
I'm into white scandinavian women, but, the woman pictured, ...
sienna philosopher-king
  07/01/25
gosh golly gee wilickers that guy mustve really bootstrapped...
Light candlestick maker
  07/01/25
sex with men
sienna philosopher-king
  07/01/25
she's MK Ultra mind controlled and is Bezos' handler
self-centered tanning salon psychic
  07/01/25
you have to understand that almost every relationship sought...
Pea-brained Mad Cow Disease
  07/01/25
tp.
mischievous narrow-minded fanboi
  07/01/25
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Pea-brained Mad Cow Disease
  07/01/25
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boyish dead turdskin whorehouse
  07/01/25
have you ever gotten your dick vaccumed by a spic with lip i...
passionate library
  07/01/25
i'm gay
mischievous narrow-minded fanboi
  07/01/25
180
Pea-brained Mad Cow Disease
  07/01/25
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mischievous narrow-minded fanboi
  07/01/25
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duck-like coldplay fan
  07/02/25
I think Bezos might be too.
French Chrome Business Firm Immigrant
  07/02/25
bezos is just livin la vida loca
Light candlestick maker
  07/01/25
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cheese-eating range
  07/01/25
I thought about it some more and here's what I think. Jeff ...
sienna philosopher-king
  07/01/25
it's this but with way more hollywood obsession and starfuck...
Navy haunted graveyard scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
totally fair - agree that's gotta be something he likes
sienna philosopher-king
  07/01/25
I had a really cheerful gf once. She was not the hottest, no...
Navy haunted graveyard scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
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sienna philosopher-king
  07/01/25
also perhaps worth remembering, bezos attended Miami Palmett...
appetizing gas station black woman
  07/02/25
Yes. This is not complicated at any level
heady internal respiration trump supporter
  07/02/25
zuck got jacked too, from mma
duck-like coldplay fan
  07/02/25


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Date: July 1st, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: appetizing gas station black woman

I knew she was busted and kind of trashy looking. I did not know she spent the 00s and 10s coupled with quasi-famous black guys, and has been married like 5 times.

Her D-list Kardashian (lmao, Im using Kardashian as A-list comparison, what has happened to celebrity) past, her undeniable "trashiness", and her jaw-dropping plastic surgery, which is not just bad in quality, but itself *meant* to communicate sluttiness, trashiness, literal vulgarity....

I don't get it at all.

Things I know and presume about Jeff: he's one of the richest men, both in purchasing power and soft power, ever to live. He's extremely high IQ, combined with being a genius problem-solver and systematic thinker. He arguably built one of the greatest, or the greatest, systems in the history of the world. I was going to write capitalist systems, but really his system is bigger and more historic than capitalism. It's one of humanity's achievements that he built a trade network that can get anything anywhere, efficiently and quickly. Perhaps in the same league as NASA getting to the moon. The guy is an historical giant.

He's also a natural-born nerd and a dork - two separate things and he is both. Must be enormous depths of insecurity and resentment from growing up as such.

Add to the mix that he, unlike Musk or Zuck or Gates or nearly any of his peers, got muscular and jacked.

And of course, keep in mind that he underwent divorce from a thin, smart, ugly-in-a-white-way shitlib shrew, and perhaps the divorce was traumatic.

Tallying all of the above, I still struggle to understand how he decided to MARRY this Sanchez person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063640)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Insane Idiotic Faggot Firefighter Gaming Laptop

that ugly whore has been with some other wealthy guys so clearly there's some X factor she has. i think it's probably a combination of 1) she knows how to be super seductive (despite looking like steven tyler), 2) she is truly a 10 when it comes to sex and tolerates all sorts of kinks 3) she's probably surprisingly intelligent

she figures out what these rich guys are missing and she puts it on a platter for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063649)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: appetizing gas station black woman

ive seen the "she must be something in bed!" comments, but I do not compute.

First I doubt a guy of Bezos's age and temperament really is that driven by sex, much less weirdo acrobatic sex.

Second how many pages of the Kama Sutra are there? Okay, now I will stick my dick in your bloodhole while balancing on my head... and while you call me The Fat White Czar and act like a turtle.

Guy could have any woman do any thing that is doable.

To your larger point, I agree. She must have some X factor. Im dying to understand how it works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063670)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Cyan cuckold

Whatever she is doing it works and it obviously is not just "oh she does freaky sex shit".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063834)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: sienna philosopher-king

she's a helicopter pilot. she must be capable and assertive and *something alive* in a way most women are not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49064620)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Lascivious Khaki Headpube Stage

midlife crisis. she looks horrible, absolutely horrible. i wonder if he can get all that shit undone. her mouth looks terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063650)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: claret galvanic love of her life

She actually looks better than before, she did get some of it undone or redone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063658)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Lascivious Khaki Headpube Stage

she looked worse? LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063741)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: claret galvanic love of her life



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: scarlet shitlib pervert

She put his money where her mouth is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063752)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: fragrant pale ceo

no doubt he is smart in some ways, but part of being smart is being able to say no to situations like this imo. there is something seriously lacking up there to compensate for the excess Engineering Compute in his brain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063710)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: boyish dead turdskin whorehouse

He can put it anywhere he wants

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Brindle concupiscible place of business

she makes him feel alive hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063720)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Frisky Domesticated Nowag

Shes fun to be around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063754)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: Federal titillating point jewess

lol, good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063825)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: scarlet shitlib pervert

She's Hollywood adjacent, that's part of it. Her last husband was a big time Hollywood agent and she is very connected with celebs. He wants that for some reason. I remember how he moved his base to LA several years back ostensibly because he was involved in expanding Amazon Video original movie production... they were trying to compete with Netflix was the story, but I think deep down it was an excuse and he simply has the American fame bug, he just wants to be famous and around famous people. It's why his wedding was crawling with celebs rather than the usual friends, family and business associates. She achieves that for him and she won't leave him like a younger starlet would. He's a dealmaker and he probably calculates this is a good deal. And maybe she lets him bang the young whores on the side as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063767)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Navy haunted graveyard scourge upon the earth

I think this is really on the mark. Many, many people are born with a deeply seeded need for validation and consider Hollywood celebrities to be at the absolute pinnacle of cool. Why people care what hot, dumb actors think is beyond me. I've never cared. But lots of people do. Even people with astronomical wealth. They still look to George Clooney as their Leader. There is something about being the cool kid and being accepted into the cabal of elite fame that is deeply seductive, and Alive Girl got him into that world. The celebs who showed up at their wedding are among the most famous people in the universe. And for whatever reason, Low Self Esteem Loser Jeff thinks that's unbelievably cool. He loves the attention. He feels like he's part of the club. Hey Jeff, it's your buddy Leo. It's Oprah, it's Tom Brady. Hey, you're a really cool guy. He is on cloud 9 getting validation from the jocks and preps and chads who would have never hung out with him in high school. It's got to be a huge rush for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063820)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: sienna philosopher-king

agreed, gotta be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49064622)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: Laughsome Slap-happy Organic Girlfriend

"Beauty is in the Botox of the beholder."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063810)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Razzmatazz State Stock Car

Sometimes two people are just soul mates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063884)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Sick spot



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: appetizing gas station black woman

check out the chick that Lauren Sanchez's ex husband married.

Help me understand how Bezos looks at this and computes that he "won" this exchange

https://cdn.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/d8/images/canvas/2025/01/03/5fdc1ffe-48dd-495a-b8ec-5aa3ff4bf513_debc33e3.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063917)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:59 PM
Author: Laughsome Slap-happy Organic Girlfriend

That is a photo of Dead Girl. Bezos married Alive Girl. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063922)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Cyan cuckold

that guy is clearly a weirdo and is really into mystery meat for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063927)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: sienna philosopher-king

I'm into white scandinavian women, but, the woman pictured, who I just looked up and is Pia, is gorgeous. Totally agreed that Iowa born Patrick Whitesell has something off about him, just looks like he's into something weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49064629)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: Light candlestick maker

gosh golly gee wilickers that guy mustve really bootstrapped to come up from humble iowa cornfield begginings and make it as an agent. any theories as to how to do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49064791)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: sienna philosopher-king

sex with men

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Date: July 1st, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: self-centered tanning salon psychic

she's MK Ultra mind controlled and is Bezos' handler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063919)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Pea-brained Mad Cow Disease

you have to understand that almost every relationship sought after for every post-divorcee is that anyone, just literally anyone that is either simply the absolute, terminal polar opposite of the previous partner’s “attributes;” to "get back at them" or yet another path of least possible resistance esp. after the irrevocably Ruinous outcome of a non-prenuped F500 tabloid divorce

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49063942)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: mischievous narrow-minded fanboi

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49064501)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Pea-brained Mad Cow Disease



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: boyish dead turdskin whorehouse



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: passionate library

have you ever gotten your dick vaccumed by a spic with lip injections

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: mischievous narrow-minded fanboi

i'm gay

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Pea-brained Mad Cow Disease

180

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: mischievous narrow-minded fanboi



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:15 AM
Author: duck-like coldplay fan



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: French Chrome Business Firm Immigrant

I think Bezos might be too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49065218)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Light candlestick maker

bezos is just livin la vida loca

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49064633)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: cheese-eating range



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: sienna philosopher-king

I thought about it some more and here's what I think. Jeff is obviously a workaholic nerd. Great at thinking and analysis. Probably also great at delayed gratification. I had a girlfriend once who was the most genuinely cheerful and happy person I ever knew. She thought about what would be fun for us to do, and facilitated it. She wasn't neurotic. She knew how to have a good time. It seems possible that Jeff never had this before? And then he got it. Someone who gets him to stop and smell the roses. Someone who figures out what he likes and makes his day better. Maybe you guys will say oh he could've gotten that with a young model and it's like, maybe? But his ex-wife always looked joyless in photos. And there're a lot of women who are frankly frustrating to spend time with. I think the "alive girl" texts support something like this, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49064716)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Navy haunted graveyard scourge upon the earth

it's this but with way more hollywood obsession and starfucking. it's her waking up and being cheerful and filling his schedule for him but all the social events are with people like Jimmy Kimmel. It's like, oh you know what would be fun today? Baking pizza's at Kimmel's house! So yes you're right but there's also a hyper fixation on stardom and being around other famous people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49064738)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: sienna philosopher-king

totally fair - agree that's gotta be something he likes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49064780)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Navy haunted graveyard scourge upon the earth

I had a really cheerful gf once. She was not the hottest, nor the brightest, nor the most engaging, nor the most intense romantic spark I've experienced. But she was really effing positive and upbeat, and she was in love with me for several years. It's hard to say no or turn down someone with relentless positivity who is willing to fight for you. And so I stayed in an unhappy relationship for a long time because she made everything so easy. And that's without introducing me to every A list celebrity in the world. And yeah, I think Jeff gets a real bang from having famous friends.

It's safe to say Jeff has never called anyone I know and asked to hang out with them. He loves exclusivity. I've met people who've hung out with Elon. Elon can get down with regular people. Jeff hates the stench of the poors, it's really obvious. But if you with an Oscar you'll probably run into Jeff and Lauren. They'll call you over to their table one night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49064790)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: sienna philosopher-king



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: appetizing gas station black woman

also perhaps worth remembering, bezos attended Miami Palmetto HS.

What do we covet, Clarise?

In the nadir of his loserdom, Bezos was surrounded by sexually active cinnamon colored cuban girls whom he could not touch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49065800)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: heady internal respiration trump supporter

Yes. This is not complicated at any level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49065820)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: duck-like coldplay fan

zuck got jacked too, from mma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744986&forum_id=2],#49065818)