\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

"Chopsticks" are retarded (evan39)

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or ...
Thriller Autistic Potus Set
  08/01/25
?. You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, f...
cocky bistre son of senegal tanning salon
  08/01/25
https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw....
Thriller Autistic Potus Set
  08/01/25
...
underhanded electric furnace skinny woman
  08/02/25
RIP Boooom
crusty psychic kitty
  08/02/25
rip
bateful range
  08/02/25
...
cocky bistre son of senegal tanning salon
  08/02/25
"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a da...
shimmering bipolar lay
  08/01/25
...
slate swashbuckling telephone
  08/01/25
...
Thriller Autistic Potus Set
  08/01/25
I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.
maroon masturbator
  08/01/25
It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm
Thriller Autistic Potus Set
  08/01/25
its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is st...
frozen sinister antidepressant drug
  08/01/25
As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and bein...
arrogant principal's office halford
  08/01/25
yes
frozen sinister antidepressant drug
  08/01/25
DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into ...
frozen sinister antidepressant drug
  08/01/25
?
Thriller Autistic Potus Set
  08/01/25
That's true, man.
arrogant principal's office halford
  08/01/25
Unnnnghhh
slate swashbuckling telephone
  08/01/25
Sick
Thriller Autistic Potus Set
  08/01/25
...
frozen sinister antidepressant drug
  08/01/25
Evan is a bottom iirc
Pink jap rehab
  08/02/25
...
lascivious sound barrier piazza
  08/01/25
ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons nowa...
frozen sinister antidepressant drug
  08/01/25
strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..
bateful range
  08/02/25
I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend...
Thriller Autistic Potus Set
  08/01/25
She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as sh...
Pink jap rehab
  08/02/25
Hdy
Thriller Autistic Potus Set
  08/02/25
Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill
excitant startled house
  08/01/25
if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regul...
thirsty bawdyhouse
  08/02/25
Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man
Naked exciting prole
  08/02/25
Titcr
Arousing ceo
  08/02/25
How can you defend chopsticks?
Thriller Autistic Potus Set
  08/02/25
Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with wha...
Naked exciting prole
  08/02/25
Hmmm interesting
Thriller Autistic Potus Set
  08/02/25
whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but eve...
Lilac alcoholic personal credit line pervert
  08/02/25
Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It&r...
Naked exciting prole
  08/02/25
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=...
Chest-beating Party Of The First Part Mexican
  08/02/25
...
drab costumed keepsake machete
  08/02/25
it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLI...
Walnut Irate Brunch Sandwich
  08/02/25
...
Sexy Stead
  08/02/25
He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat gr...
bat-shit-crazy hyperactive locale
  08/02/25
?
Thriller Autistic Potus Set
  08/02/25
*slams piano lid shut*
supple jet-lagged reading party
  08/03/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 3:15 AM
Author: Thriller Autistic Potus Set

People who use "chopsticks" instead of a knife or fork are idiots. Grasping at shit with little pieces of wood because they're trying to be trendy or whatever. Grab some silverware already, Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49147761)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: cocky bistre son of senegal tanning salon

?.

You think a simple choice of utensil is the problem, friend?

The Mahchine™ does not care if you use a fork or a pair of chopsticks.

It merely cares that the food is a part of the grand consumption cycle.

I, Mainlining (Evan39?!) am trapped in a Safeway watching this play out daily..

I am a tragic figure, and these are my props.

The chopsticks are just part of the show.

Chad saw me, and he saw through it all, and it only maeks it worse.

The chopsticks... they mock me.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149432)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Thriller Autistic Potus Set

https://media.craiyon.com/2025-08-02/W-ZrIAWGTzSAZ54jSEn7fw.webp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150322)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:42 AM
Author: underhanded electric furnace skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150500)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 4:51 AM
Author: crusty psychic kitty

RIP Boooom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150620)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: bateful range

rip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150805)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: cocky bistre son of senegal tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151815)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: shimmering bipolar lay

"teach a man to use chopstick, and he will eat for a day; teach a man about spoons and he will eat for a lifetime"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49149459)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: slate swashbuckling telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150349)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 10:45 PM
Author: Thriller Autistic Potus Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150318)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: maroon masturbator

I like when I have occasion to use them. It’s fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150324)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Thriller Autistic Potus Set

It's fun to use a wooden stick to eat food? Hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150331)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: frozen sinister antidepressant drug

its better for meat but the way chinks use it for rice is stupid and i dont agree but pretending forks are 180 is lame, indian style of just eating with hand makes the most furking sense. i think birdshits only started using forks and shit cause their hands were so filthy from living in caves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150339)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: arrogant principal's office halford

As opposed to, I don't know, shitting on the ground and being covered in feces 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150347)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: frozen sinister antidepressant drug

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150362)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: frozen sinister antidepressant drug

DISCLAIMER: OP sticks his little "chopstick" into other mens anuses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150337)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Thriller Autistic Potus Set

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150338)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: arrogant principal's office halford

That's true, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150348)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: slate swashbuckling telephone

Unnnnghhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150351)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:03 PM
Author: Thriller Autistic Potus Set

Sick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150356)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: frozen sinister antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150363)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:06 AM
Author: Pink jap rehab

Evan is a bottom iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150461)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: lascivious sound barrier piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150353)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:09 PM
Author: frozen sinister antidepressant drug

ironically birdshits didnt have rice but used spoons

nowags had rice but didnt use spoons

actually birdshit food is more useful with chopsticks and nowag food more useful with forks and spoons other than i guess noodles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150367)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: bateful range

strange how evan never mocks turdskin habits..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150807)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Thriller Autistic Potus Set

I saw a Chad using chopsticks with his tiny Asian girlfriend earlier and wanted to throw soy sauce in his face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150428)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:07 AM
Author: Pink jap rehab

She probably squeaks like a mouse getting electrocuted as she creams all over his BWC

U: Arguing with proles over EBT card not reading in the chip machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150464)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Thriller Autistic Potus Set

Hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150465)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 1st, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: excitant startled house

Chopsticks are superior because they require more skill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150450)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 12:21 AM
Author: thirsty bawdyhouse

if you are attempting to eat soup with chopsticks on a regular basis you have failed as a people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150481)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:16 AM
Author: Naked exciting prole

Huge prole-take from an otherwise sophisticated man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150536)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Arousing ceo

Titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150542)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: Thriller Autistic Potus Set

How can you defend chopsticks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150555)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:49 AM
Author: Naked exciting prole

Far more refined than scooping slop into your mouth with what is essentially a small shovel.

Also if you are out backpacking or in the woods and need to eat something, there are makeshift “chopsticks” all over the place. I don’t even bring a “spoon” anymore.

(100% Irish btw)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150615)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Thriller Autistic Potus Set

Hmmm interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151394)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: Lilac alcoholic personal credit line pervert

whats the chinese country that doesnt use chopsticks but everyone in america thinks they do and asks for them anyways? is that vietname or thailand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150558)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 3:50 AM
Author: Naked exciting prole

Thailand. They don’t even know how to hold them. It’s pathetic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150616)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:10 AM
Author: Chest-beating Party Of The First Part Mexican

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3171681&mc=36&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150655)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:12 AM
Author: drab costumed keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150656)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:19 AM
Author: Walnut Irate Brunch Sandwich

it's obvious evan39 was at a Partner Lunch and he was FUMBLING with his chopsticks at whatever Asian restaurant they went to, aaaahahahahahhaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150658)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 7:33 AM
Author: Sexy Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150665)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy hyperactive locale

He got angry when a prole asked him for chopsticks to eat grocery store sushi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49150803)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 2nd, 2025 6:03 PM
Author: Thriller Autistic Potus Set

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151396)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 3rd, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: supple jet-lagged reading party

*slams piano lid shut*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5756950&forum_id=2],#49151922)