| a line from Evan39 the Musical: "How dare you." *audience cheers*
 
 
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  Poast new message in this thread 
 
 
 
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 Date:  June 7th, 2016 7:14 PM
 Author: Marvelous coral deer antler
 
 the cast echoes it as a hushed chant, while Evan paces in the spot light:
 
  how dare you
  how dare you
  how dare you 
  how dare you
  
  Evan: 'They think I'm flame? They think I'm boom'
  
  the chant grows louder:
  
  HOW DARE YOU 
  HOW DARE YOU
  HOW DARE YOU
  
  
  Evan breaks into song 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#30647996)
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 Date:  June 7th, 2016 7:28 PM
 Author: Marvelous coral deer antler
 
 spotlight flashes back on Evan:
 
  "Oh Boooomm, you're not meeee
  Oh, please please pleeeeease
  Get out of my heaaaad"
  
  Chorus:
  
  "Get of out of his heaaaaad" 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#30648119)
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 Date:  June 7th, 2016 7:40 PM
 Author: Marvelous coral deer antler
 
 Final scene: The actor playing Evan, now a smartly dressed lawyer, is awakened from a nap at his desk by a mail room employee dressed like a 30s era newsboy.
 
  Mail Boy: Gee, fella, you sure were under deep. Hoo boy. Here's the afternoon deliveries.
  
  'Evan': Was it all--just a dream? Then that means, I dreamt them all: Ass Faggot, and Boner Police; Fulano and Drunkard? And... and.. Chad, my Chad. It means I dreamt him too. 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#30648243)
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 Date:  June 7th, 2016 7:50 PM
 Author: Marvelous coral deer antler
 
 A strapping, studly junior associate pops his head into 'Evan's' office.
 
  Jr Associate: "Hey Mort, the clients are ready for you in the conference room. Oh, and your secretary told me to tell you that your wife called earlier." 
  
  'Evan'/Mort (visibly blushing): "Oh, err... Thanks Cha---I mean Chris. Tell 'em I'll be there in a sec. The conference room on 40?"
  
  Chris: "Oh, no sorry about that. On 39." 
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#30648321)
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 Date:  June 7th, 2016 8:00 PM
 Author: Marvelous coral deer antler
 
 In a scene in the grocery store, all other aisles but the one Evan is stocking go dark, and Evan stands up from his stool still holding a jar of Mayo in one hand. A chipper little piano number starts to play:
 
  "I hate every Jew I see
  Every globalist ashkenazi...
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#30648405)
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 Date:  June 7th, 2016 8:37 PM
 Author: Adulterous Dull Corner Goal In Life
 
 From the insufferable nasal braggart
 
  To the insider trading tech 'genius'
  
  A Hideous raaaaaaaace
  
  With an ugly faaaaaaaace *holds mirror pointing at own head*
  
  
  ...damn im ugly
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#30648668)
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 Date:  June 7th, 2016 8:11 PM
 Author: mustard reading party
 
 I am not giving away my shift
 I am not giving away my shift
  Hey yo I'm just like these welfare mothers
  I'm broke and I'm dumb and fuck down low brothers
  And I am not giving away my shift
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#30648494)
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 Date:  June 8th, 2016 10:26 AM
 Author: heady mental disorder rigor
 
 Verse:
 
  
  Who said 35 was too old to make it?
  Cleaning the supermarket, smile and take it
  Am I too old to succeed in sport?
  My plans for law school, should I abort?
  
  
  Chorus:
  
  
  I'm evan39 I'll study today
  I'm a faggot, incredibly gay
  Maybe I'll conduct the train for Trump
  I hope that Chad will stick it in my rump
  
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#30651989)
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 Date:  June 8th, 2016 4:06 PM
 Author: mustard reading party
 
 One singular check out line, every little lane he blocks
 One thrilling gatorade stand, every product he hawks
  One smirk and suddenly nobody else will do
  You know you'll be here for an hour with you-know-who
  
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#30654465)
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 Date:  June 11th, 2016 1:30 AM
 Author: Cocky Concupiscible Spot Son Of Senegal
 
 *skinny grocer mopes around stage as busy lawyers walk by with briefcases*
 
  I just wanted to be, dreamed I could be...a part of their world.
  
  *standing ovation as curtain falls*
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#30673168)
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 Date:  September 5th, 2016 11:01 PM
 Author: sable stimulating rehab sneaky criminal
 
 PART OF THAT FIRM
 
  Music and Lyrics by AVNER GELBAUM and SAUL POLJEWSKI
  
  ©2017 Geffen Records
  
  I wanna be... where the lawyers are
  
  I wanna see, wanna see 'em billing
  
  Typing' away at those - what do ya' call 'em? - oh, 'briefs'
  
  Pushin' a mop, you don't get too far
  
  Law is required for job advancin'
  
  Filin' a suit for some - what's that word again? - 'relief'
  
  Up where they type,
  
  Up where they cite,
  
  Up where they stay awake through the night,
  
  Biglaw's for me; wish I could be...
  
  Part of... that... firm...
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#31343995)
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 Date:  September 7th, 2016 12:52 AM
 Author: sable stimulating rehab sneaky criminal
 
 (even begins singing)
 
  I am the very model of a modern white supremacist,
  I've information phenotypic, haplogroupic, IQ tests.
  I know the major figures and I quote the works historical
  From Stoddard's 'Rising Tide' to Monsieur Raspail's 'Serons-nous encore'...
  I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters analytical,
  I understand the tactics of a demagogue political,
  About the lower races I am teeming with discoveries...
  With many dreadful facts of their behavioral pathologies
  (With many dreadful facts of their behavioral pathologies; With many dreadful facts of their behavioral pathologies...)
  
  note - this was not part of the musical.  evan is later detained for hate crimes by hillary's DOJ.
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#31351110)
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 Date:  June 25th, 2022 10:20 AM
 Author: orchid vivacious mediation
 
 (With many dreadful facts of their behavioral pathologies; With many dreadful facts of their behavioral pathologies...
 Chad: With many dreadful facts of their behavioral pathologies)
  Evan:
  
  I can tell you ev'ry trait that marks a yellow or a Jew-
  I know the methods systems and the organization too-
  Of the great eugenicists who all these facts have known-
  And I will cite for you the works of Reisman, Chandler, and Coon!
  Chad:
  
  Reisman, Chandler, and Coon!
  Evan:
  
  So ev'ry time some liberal says that we can all get along-
  I know that he is lying, and I tell him how dare he! 
  Chorus + Evan: How dare you!
  
  
  evan39 (to Chad):
  You're so beautiful--
  Chad:
  Evan, we've been through this--
  Evan39:
  --I know, I know, but I can't help how I feel--
  Chad:
  --I'm just not interested--
  Evan39:
  --I know, I know, but maybe if you got to know me--
  Chad:
  --I don't think so, Evan--
  Evan39:
  --Please, Chad, just give me a chance--
  Chad:
  --No, Evan, I'm sorry--
  Evan39:
  --How dare you.
  
  ...
  
  Chorus:
  I'm evan39 I'll study today
  I'm homosexual, ok? incredibly gay
  SCENE (with Evan39's MANAGER and his friend the ATTORNEY):
  evan39: so what do you think?
  MANAGER: I don't know, it sounds kind of crazy.
  ATTORNEY: I think it's a terrible idea.
  evan39: Why? Why can't I be one of the billers? Why do I have to be a ham and egger, coming home every day reeking of lanolin and broken dreams?
  MANAGER:  
  
  I don't know, it just seems like a lot of work for something that might not even work out.
  ATTORNEY:
  
  And it's not like you're even that good at writing.
  Evan39:
  
  What do you mean? I'm a great writer!
  ATTORNEY:
  
  No, you're not. You're just a hack.
  Evan39: What about my parody article? Didn't I make you click? Didn't you click, chad? 
  *EVAN LOOKS AT CHAD IMPLORINGLY*
  Chad: 
  
  No...I didn't click.
  Evan39: 
  
  HDY.
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#44741425)
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 Date:  December 6th, 2016 6:54 PM
 Author: Soul-stirring menage mad cow disease
 
 PotY Winner 2016
 
  I've been walking around singing "I'm an altright groc-er, and incredibly GAY" ever since reading it 
  
  Just a bravura poast
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#32072458)
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 Date:  March 8th, 2017 3:02 AM
 Author: Henna dead public bath coldplay fan
 
 525,600 products,
 525,000 items on floor
  525,600 products,
  How do you measure, measure a store?
  
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#32780303)
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 Date:  October 30th, 2017 1:26 PM
 Author: impressive philosopher-king market
 
 General Manager Javert: Now Evan39, your shift is up and your night's begun. You know what that means?
 
  Evan39: Yes, it means I'm free.
  
  General Manager Javert: No. Follow to the letter your employment schedule, this name badge of shame you wear until you die. It warns that you're a prole man.
  
  Evan39: I stole a loaf of bread. It was nearly expired and Chad required -- 
  
  General Manager Javert: And you will demoted again unless you learn the meaning of the Safeway policy!
  
  Evan39: I've learnt the meaning of those nineteen years; a slave of the store!
  
  General Manager Javert: Five years as a teen! The rest because you majored in Liberal Arts, Employee 39!
  
  
  Evan39: My name is Evan39!
  
  General Manager Javert: And I'm Javert! Do not forget my name. Do not forget me, Employee 39.
  
  *lights dim*
  *Evan39 moves to center of the stage, locks eyes with audience*
  
  Evan39 (whispering): "How... dare... you."
  
  *curtain closes for end of Act 1*
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#34562390)
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 Date:  December 5th, 2019 8:06 AM
 Author: transparent cerebral main people
 
 For les mis I think it’s gotta be:
 
  INT. GROCERY STORE - NIGHT (AFTER CLOSING/INVENTORY)
  
  There is a law school on a cloud
  Filled with preppy handsome Chads
  No smelly proles who talk so loud
  Not in my law school on a cloud
 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3246713&forum_id=2],#39217753)
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 Date:  July 7th, 2020 1:03 PM
 Author: Crystalline Insecure Hell
 
 You got trouble, ya got trouble
 Right here in Safeway's Deli
  With a capital T 
  And that rhymes with P
  And that stands for Poo
  Gotta figure out a way to get the cucumbers out of the store!
  
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