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Another Kirkland & Ellis Associate bites the dust

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boyish beta ticket booth
  12/11/14
I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed g...
Confused locus
  12/11/14
Truly brutal.
Fishy curious legal warrant national
  12/11/14
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Pale Space Deer Antler
  12/11/14
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Swashbuckling preventive strike range
  06/04/17
Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he ...
Sapphire stirring meetinghouse
  08/17/20
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coral pervert karate
  12/12/14
jesus
aqua crotch
  12/11/14
just remember all this light and life was spent on billing f...
aqua crotch
  12/11/14
...
Disgusting useless mexican temple
  12/13/14
fuuuuuuuuuuck
Cyan hairraiser hominid coldplay fan
  12/13/14
Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?
canary pozpig masturbator
  12/11/14
"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelmin...
boyish beta ticket booth
  12/11/14
Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdos...
canary pozpig masturbator
  12/11/14
It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional
Swollen property
  12/11/14
cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something
aqua crotch
  12/11/14
perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay you...
odious idiot area
  12/11/14
:(
aqua crotch
  12/11/14
180
Adulterous parlour police squad
  12/11/14
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aquamarine cracking wagecucks
  06/04/17
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Arousing flushed home
  12/11/14
Literally fucking heartbreaking
Scarlet mother indian lodge
  12/12/14
Jesus that is so sad.
Beady-eyed impertinent degenerate address
  08/17/20
for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six fe...
Copper pisswyrm
  12/11/14
he's got gay face
Swashbuckling preventive strike range
  12/11/14
I feel bad for loling but can't help it.
flatulent white pit
  12/11/14
he's definitely gay
Swashbuckling preventive strike range
  12/11/14
lol
flatulent white pit
  12/11/14
And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelmin...
ungodly sienna jew station
  12/11/14
...
medicated piazza
  06/04/17
...
Vigorous electric furnace private investor
  01/22/15
Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?
Talking feces
  12/11/14
Damn, sounds like a suicide: For all his strengths, ther...
Exhilarant New Version
  12/11/14
Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.
vibrant nudist nursing home shitlib
  12/11/14
KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed ...
cream blood rage mediation
  12/11/14
Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then s...
vibrant nudist nursing home shitlib
  12/11/14
Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so...
obsidian dingle berry theater stage
  12/11/14
Thanks a lot Obama.
boyish beta ticket booth
  12/11/14
LOL at 3000 per year.
Hyperactive jewess
  12/11/14
Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribl...
Erotic bateful parlor haunted graveyard
  12/11/14
...
cream blood rage mediation
  12/11/14
Jesus dude.
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
?
Violet heady theatre
  12/11/14
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translucent shivering garrison
  12/11/14
the departing
Fishy curious legal warrant national
  12/11/14
...
Metal Unhinged Ratface
  12/11/14
See you hell, because I laff'd
gaped base
  12/11/14
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lilac deep boiling water
  09/15/17
180
Poppy Up-to-no-good Liquid Oxygen Native
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Vivacious university
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Pale Space Deer Antler
  12/11/14
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sickened irradiated persian
  06/04/17
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Disgusting useless mexican temple
  10/16/24
It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelmi...
Swollen property
  12/11/14
Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was lik...
Swollen property
  12/11/14
Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?
Fishy curious legal warrant national
  12/11/14
Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.
boyish beta ticket booth
  12/11/14
do NOT talk that way about a scholar HIGHEST DISTINCTI...
embarrassed to the bone multi-colored milk travel guidebook
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc
Flickering azure den death wish
  12/11/14
Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't m...
Naked rehab
  12/11/14
I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't bor...
Yapping Rough-skinned Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap
  12/11/14
He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.
excitant alpha
  12/11/14
"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so.&qu...
vibrant nudist nursing home shitlib
  12/11/14
i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balanc...
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  12/13/14
http://www.anitaslove.com/about/ Anita L. Schick died on ...
Disgusting useless mexican temple
  12/13/14
the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.
frozen gold roommate
  01/23/15
fiancee is a 10/10 https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net...
claret tripping pistol
  12/11/14
he's gay hth
Swashbuckling preventive strike range
  12/11/14
her note on her fb page is sad.
claret tripping pistol
  12/11/14
Pls post
Swollen property
  12/11/14
eh, just put her name in fb
claret tripping pistol
  12/11/14
i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted i...
puce narrow-minded wrinkle legend
  12/11/14
this. and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rar...
claret tripping pistol
  12/11/14
uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it...
puce narrow-minded wrinkle legend
  12/11/14
i can't find the mom's comment. initials?
claret tripping pistol
  12/11/14
most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 com...
puce narrow-minded wrinkle legend
  12/11/14
holy shit, you're right. this is sad. they could be anyon...
claret tripping pistol
  12/11/14
jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery
ultramarine market
  12/11/14
When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themsel...
floppy giraffe filthpig
  12/11/14
too soon, breh. too soon.
claret tripping pistol
  12/11/14
I laughed I'm going to hell
Swollen property
  12/11/14
fuck
excitant alpha
  12/11/14
Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday: ...
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
oh my god
aqua crotch
  12/11/14
The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
i was ok until "your wife"
aqua crotch
  12/11/14
Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you?...
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuc...
Wonderful transparent hairy legs circlehead
  09/15/17
the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love an...
puce narrow-minded wrinkle legend
  12/11/14
...
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
yeah I got a boner there too
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  02/11/16
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Cerebral Trailer Park
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Scarlet mother indian lodge
  12/12/14
To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for th...
Swollen property
  12/11/14
I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a fu...
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the w...
hot sound barrier puppy
  12/11/14
Bro, I think she is Jewish.
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's ze...
carnelian indirect expression heaven
  12/11/14
So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved...
hot sound barrier puppy
  12/11/14
...
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on...
hot sound barrier puppy
  12/11/14
lol
aqua crotch
  12/11/14
but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i rel...
hot sound barrier puppy
  12/11/14
:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy
aqua crotch
  12/11/14
My wife would say she is not happy. Fml
Swollen property
  12/11/14
...
flatulent white pit
  12/11/14
LOL faggot
medicated piazza
  12/11/14
lol
Vivacious university
  12/11/14
Best post by a pumo of 2014
Startling iridescent location
  12/13/14
...
Hateful amethyst main people
  06/04/17
That's true, but it's not the same
Swollen property
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs
Violet heady theatre
  12/11/14
jesus. Also: *toward
Naked rehab
  12/11/14
Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
...
claret tripping pistol
  12/11/14
kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.
Lascivious step-uncle's house background story
  12/11/14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE
Aphrodisiac ruddy hunting ground state
  12/13/14
fuck
flatulent white pit
  12/11/14
...
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrib...
Bright pea-brained juggernaut field
  12/11/14
...
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?
vibrant nudist nursing home shitlib
  12/11/14
oh dear
odious idiot area
  12/11/14
...
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
i feel really bad for her and his family. i will never un...
Dashing Mahogany Lodge
  12/11/14
...
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep ...
Blue Tanning Salon
  12/11/14
she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found ...
Razzle-dazzle Center Pocket Flask
  12/11/14
95%
topaz flirting patrolman bawdyhouse
  12/12/14
:(
sepia house
  12/12/14
holy shit
Citrine thriller spot
  12/12/14
...
boyish beta ticket booth
  02/11/16
JFC
effete principal's office
  01/17/26
On a scale of 1-20?
flatulent white pit
  12/11/14
Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?
Naked rehab
  12/11/14
...
Swashbuckling preventive strike range
  12/11/14
...
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher ...
Naked rehab
  12/11/14
i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.
claret tripping pistol
  12/11/14
7
hot sound barrier puppy
  12/11/14
:(
opaque tank scourge upon the earth
  01/22/15
invalid link
stimulating personal credit line gay wizard
  02/11/16
Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition?...
Contagious plaza digit ratio
  12/11/14
It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think o...
Swollen property
  12/11/14
the family was probably obliquely referring to depression
Seedy Federal Resort Yarmulke
  12/11/14
(reading comp masterman)
ungodly sienna jew station
  12/11/14
gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i...
Seedy Federal Resort Yarmulke
  12/11/14
that isn't "rare" though
aqua crotch
  12/11/14
yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.
embarrassed to the bone multi-colored milk travel guidebook
  12/11/14
SHATTERS your life
gaped base
  12/11/14
"Six years, pumo! . . . Six years -- four hundred d...
Chartreuse geriatric prole toaster
  12/11/14
...
razzmatazz disturbing volcanic crater
  12/11/14
good to see someone is paying attention here.
Chartreuse geriatric prole toaster
  12/11/14
"His means were modest" LOL at that bullshit six...
hot sound barrier puppy
  12/11/14
holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell
aqua crotch
  12/11/14
he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley h...
embarrassed to the bone multi-colored milk travel guidebook
  12/11/14
*has net worth of -210000* *eats ramen noodles b/c of tax...
autistic mustard fortuitous meteor water buffalo
  12/11/14
HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP
embarrassed to the bone multi-colored milk travel guidebook
  12/11/14
is that summa cum laude?
Judgmental Diverse Generalized Bond
  12/12/14
bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other ...
embarrassed to the bone multi-colored milk travel guidebook
  12/11/14
stfu PN
Violet heady theatre
  12/11/14
120 :(
sepia house
  12/11/14
I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office tod...
supple brass incel senate
  12/11/14
BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any ...
vibrant nudist nursing home shitlib
  12/11/14
...
Citrine thriller spot
  12/12/14
...
Disgusting useless mexican temple
  12/13/14
especially true in SF
Aphrodisiac ruddy hunting ground state
  12/13/14
"Look at what they make us give," one associate sa...
floppy giraffe filthpig
  12/11/14
...
plum adventurous forum dysfunction
  12/11/14
What's the source of this?
translucent shivering garrison
  12/11/14
Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with...
motley shrine
  12/12/14
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Citrine thriller spot
  01/22/15
unjustifiably underrated poast
Aphrodisiac ruddy hunting ground state
  01/22/15
"You eat what you kill." I would say they're 10...
boyish beta ticket booth
  12/11/14
This sounds right. Jfc
supple brass incel senate
  12/11/14
christ on a stick
hilarious faggotry
  12/11/14
The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way...
Swollen property
  12/11/14
A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed ...
Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad
  12/11/14
Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyon...
racy dilemma
  12/11/14
lmao
bull headed dragon coffee pot
  12/11/14
"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Je...
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  12/12/14
...
Rusted Gunner Macaca
  12/12/14
...
Aphrodisiac ruddy hunting ground state
  01/22/15
For the firm, in death as in life.
Flickering azure den death wish
  06/04/17
*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*
Aromatic therapy tattoo
  12/11/14
:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(
hairless office
  12/11/14
As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing...
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  12/11/14
TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It...
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  12/11/14
He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming Januar...
violent hall
  12/11/14
or even NYSAN MAN test.
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Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just...
Swollen property
  12/11/14
what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as...
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  12/12/14
Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Coul...
Swollen property
  12/12/14
yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, strivin...
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  12/11/14
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Disgusting useless mexican temple
  12/13/14
earl-bot says: what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for...
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  12/11/14
To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could hav...
Swollen property
  12/11/14
Hits close to home.
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  12/11/14
You killed yourself too?
Swollen property
  12/11/14
agreed
Hateful amethyst main people
  12/11/14
Partner didn't give attention To the fact that client didn'...
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  12/12/14
How could I forget When I caught him sleeping under his des...
Godawful casino nowag
  12/12/14
damn, you guys.
Cerebral Trailer Park
  12/12/14
...
Godawful casino nowag
  12/12/14
most underrated subthread itt
Aphrodisiac ruddy hunting ground state
  12/13/14
ty
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milky bipolar sanctuary roast beef
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  03/05/17
so where can I send my app
effete principal's office
  12/11/14
His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone th...
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  12/11/14
...
floppy giraffe filthpig
  12/11/14
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milky bipolar sanctuary roast beef
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harsh
claret tripping pistol
  12/11/14
...
bronze faggot firefighter corner
  12/11/14
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Swollen property
  12/11/14
lolol
topaz flirting patrolman bawdyhouse
  12/12/14
...
Pale Space Deer Antler
  12/11/14
jfc
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  12/12/14
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  12/12/14
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still
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Citrine thriller spot
  12/12/14
someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw includi...
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  12/13/14
Business idea:
milky bipolar sanctuary roast beef
  12/13/14
fuck
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  01/23/15
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sickened irradiated persian
  06/04/17
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Fragrant School Cafeteria Psychic
  12/12/14
Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote r...
Comical abnormal kitty cat
  12/12/14
jfc 180
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  12/12/14
padded as usual
Godawful casino nowag
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Citrine thriller spot
  01/22/15
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Metal Unhinged Ratface
  01/23/15
Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a ...
Fishy curious legal warrant national
  12/12/14
"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*
Violet heady theatre
  12/13/14
if suicide, LOL if not, sucks terribly
alcoholic hell nibblets
  12/13/14
JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&...
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  12/22/14
Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, te...
Comical abnormal kitty cat
  12/22/14
Sick
translucent shivering garrison
  12/22/14
Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.
Fishy curious legal warrant national
  12/22/14
This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a t...
hyperventilating avocado institution striped hyena
  12/23/14
update: IT'S STILL THERE
Cyan hairraiser hominid coldplay fan
  12/28/14
stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"
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  12/22/14
email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please ...
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  01/22/15
...
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  01/23/15
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uvt actually
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  01/23/15
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boyish beta ticket booth
  01/23/15
...
cobalt laughsome laser beams stage
  01/23/15
brutal
Fishy curious legal warrant national
  01/23/15
2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!
boyish beta ticket booth
  02/11/16
http://www.theknot.com/wedding/Pringle-Adler
Appetizing gas station
  02/11/16
Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.
opaque tank scourge upon the earth
  02/11/16
holy shit still there.
Well-lubricated mind-boggling codepig kitchen
  03/05/17
Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating...
boyish beta ticket booth
  09/15/17
...
Haunting magenta black woman halford
  04/25/15
:(
Citrine thriller spot
  02/11/16
this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill...
Citrine thriller spot
  02/11/16
:(
opaque tank scourge upon the earth
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cowardly ebony locale
  09/15/17
im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scar...
lilac deep boiling water
  09/15/17
I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.
boyish beta ticket booth
  09/15/17
they sounded like true lovers.
lilac deep boiling water
  09/15/17
did anyone check her FB
cowardly ebony locale
  09/15/17
Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of thi...
drunken goyim
  08/17/20
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Ocher Learning Disabled Organic Girlfriend
  08/17/20
great bump
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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:20 AM
Author: boyish beta ticket booth

http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/insidebayarea/obituary.aspx?n=jeremy-theriault-adler&pid=173405169&fhid=5486

I'm sure that his life, on balance, remained in balance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908659)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Confused locus

I'd be pissed if I died prematurely after all this delayed gratification. Dude spend his life grinding and had nothing to show for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908682)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Fishy curious legal warrant national

Truly brutal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908940)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: Pale Space Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912370)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:49 PM
Author: Swashbuckling preventive strike range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472277)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Sapphire stirring meetinghouse

Wonder if he could even get life insurance, and assuming he could if he loaded up and now his fiancee is balling out of control. Or better yet, he never changed the beneficiary and it all goes to his parents and they will use it to buy him a dope mauseleum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#40768695)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: coral pervert karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916283)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:22 AM
Author: aqua crotch

jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908675)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: aqua crotch

just remember all this light and life was spent on billing for the past 12+ months and then out of nowhere was gone.

it could be you. it could be you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908684)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:21 PM
Author: Disgusting useless mexican temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922898)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:37 PM
Author: Cyan hairraiser hominid coldplay fan

fuuuuuuuuuuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922977)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: canary pozpig masturbator

Anyone know cause of death? Was this a suicide?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908693)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: boyish beta ticket booth

"For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us."

What else could it be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908711)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: canary pozpig masturbator

Well it could either be suicide or some sort of drug overdose (some shit about demons, etc.), but I think that probably indicates suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908720)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:13 PM
Author: Swollen property

It said a vulnerable moment like it was intentional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908863)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: aqua crotch

cr. unless it was some sort of allergy or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909358)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:22 PM
Author: odious idiot area

perhaps Apollo himself guided the arrow of Paris to slay young Jeremy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909681)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: aqua crotch

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909688)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Adulterous parlour police squad

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910065)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:46 PM
Author: aquamarine cracking wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Arousing flushed home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909704)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:07 AM
Author: Scarlet mother indian lodge

Literally fucking heartbreaking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915140)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed impertinent degenerate address

Jesus that is so sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#40768662)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:29 AM
Author: Copper pisswyrm

for some reason i picture him having AVM like Nate on six feet under. they mention a rare medical condition, but he was still going on with his life as if he was fine (engaged, biglaw, etc.).

or maybe he was just like ljl white women and checked out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908723)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:25 AM
Author: Swashbuckling preventive strike range

he's got gay face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908697)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:52 PM
Author: flatulent white pit

I feel bad for loling but can't help it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909089)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Swashbuckling preventive strike range

he's definitely gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909245)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: flatulent white pit

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909252)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: ungodly sienna jew station

And engaged to a chick. I think this may be the overwhelming thing he couldn't overcome despite all of his strength.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909288)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:48 PM
Author: medicated piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472271)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Vigorous electric furnace private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165468)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:27 AM
Author: Talking feces

Wait, did he killself or was it drugs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908713)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Exhilarant New Version

Damn, sounds like a suicide:

For all his strengths, there was something overwhelming about the world that Jeremy, in a vulnerable moment, could not quite conquer. We will never know what that something was, only that it caused Jeremy to leave us. - See more at:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908717)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: vibrant nudist nursing home shitlib

Did his SHATTER THE MARKET bonus clear at least first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908721)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: cream blood rage mediation

KIRKLAND no longer SHATTERS. That's probably why he killed self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908831)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: vibrant nudist nursing home shitlib

Did they at least have $17,500 first year bonuses and then start trimming mid and high level to claim they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909481)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: obsidian dingle berry theater stage

Hope more details come up on this. Pretty sad that he was so insignificant to Kirkland that they still haven't taken his profile down (possible they are not even aware). I know someone who did IP lit in that office and billed 3k minimum per year. I know another person who had what can only be described as complete emotional meltdown (the kind of girl who was always positive and upbeat). Hopefully, Kirkland can be a true market leader and institute some mental health check program that will be a model for a market, however, I believe we all know that an earth shattering hush payment to the family is the most likely outcome here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908794)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: boyish beta ticket booth

Thanks a lot Obama.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908813)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:37 PM
Author: Hyperactive jewess

LOL at 3000 per year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910684)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Erotic bateful parlor haunted graveyard

Attrition is pretty high at Kirkland, so this is not terribly surprising.

However, associates usually wait until the New Year to transition out of the firm, so this departure before bonuses are paid out is a bit abnormal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908826)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: cream blood rage mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908835)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:12 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad

Jesus dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908857)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: Violet heady theatre

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908881)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: translucent shivering garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908867)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:26 PM
Author: Fishy curious legal warrant national

the departing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908964)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Metal Unhinged Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909125)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: gaped base

See you hell, because I laff'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909369)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: lilac deep boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: Poppy Up-to-no-good Liquid Oxygen Native

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909630)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:32 PM
Author: Vivacious university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26911076)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Pale Space Deer Antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912384)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: sickened irradiated persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472420)



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Date: October 16th, 2024 3:40 PM
Author: Disgusting useless mexican temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#48204667)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Swollen property

It sounds like he killed himself? "Something overwhelming about the world he could not quite conquer"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908845)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Swollen property

Sounds like the stress of biglaw got to him.... Dude was likely miserable in his last few years and saw nothing but bleakness going forward. Kinda sad even with being engaged. Dude should have at least tried quitting and seeing if that made him happier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908852)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Fishy curious legal warrant national

Quitting after "compiling a nose-bleed GPA"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26908972)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:43 PM
Author: boyish beta ticket booth

Fucking GPA splitters. Grinders the lot of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909051)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone multi-colored milk travel guidebook

do NOT talk that way about a scholar

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909419)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Flickering azure den death wish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgSJUzYCGtc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909064)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Naked rehab

Never gets old. Would love to see the footage that didn't make the cut, like the cocking of the gun pointed at Robert C. Davis' head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909100)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Yapping Rough-skinned Box Office Mad-dog Skullcap

I can't believe how fast time is going..this dude wasn't born until 1985

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909282)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: excitant alpha

He is currently enjoying DLA PIPER. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909296)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: vibrant nudist nursing home shitlib

"If you want to balance, you can, on balance, do so."

What the fuck does that even mean? Aren't lawyers paid to not spout meaningless jargon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909499)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:36 PM
Author: Concupiscible cerise church bbw

i am sure whoever wrote the script thought repeating 'balance' was a clever rhetorical flourish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922970)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Disgusting useless mexican temple

http://www.anitaslove.com/about/

Anita L. Schick died on August 21st, 2009, peacefully in her bed. She wasn’t sick. She was 27 weeks pregnant and in (seemingly) perfect health. To date, no cause is known for her death. She was 37 years old.

Anita’s life revolved around God and her relationships to people. She touched people with her laughter, caring and love. This site hopes to continue her love.

Writing helps me heal, so here I am with a new blog. In addition to continuing Anita’s legacy, I am working through my own feelings by examining who she was – which makes me feel closer to her. This also provides a place to gather information for our three children so they can one day understand better who their mother was.

If you have any feelings, thoughts, memories or stories about Anita, please email me at greg@anitaslove.com – I am collecting these specifically for the children. Some of them I may use on the site. If you prefer not to have your name used on the site or to have your stories shared only with the children, please let me know. But do not let that stop you from sharing with my family the love that Anita gave you.

Thank you.

Greg Schick

August 2009

Update: January 2010, the coronor finally presented us the report and issued a death certificate. The official cause of death was an enlarged heart with additional conditions being a placental abruption. Since they don’t know if the placenta detatched before or after her heart stopped, they could not say for certain that it was the cause of death. But I say for certain it was because I knew my wife. She had two natural childbirths with no medication by going into a trace-like state during labor. She had a high pain tolerance and, I believe, would have put herself into the same mental trance if she felt a lot of pain (which she did that moring, she told me). I think she was trying to resist the pain of the abruption over a period of several hours until her heart finally gave out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922907)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: frozen gold roommate

the first dude's wiggling foot tic gets me every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169157)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:20 PM
Author: claret tripping pistol

fiancee is a 10/10

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10516781_10103348535200423_3835150854588191318_n.jpg?oh=e55ff740a0d9ab6c9498410d1bb128f0&oe=550E304C&__gda__=1426702682_9461300fe953e108c538fe6678ce3d5d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909244)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: Swashbuckling preventive strike range

he's gay hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909250)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: claret tripping pistol

her note on her fb page is sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909254)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Swollen property

Pls post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909258)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: claret tripping pistol

eh, just put her name in fb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909279)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: puce narrow-minded wrinkle legend

i think I got some dust in my eye or a little mist drifted in the room or something at the second to last sentence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909324)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:36 PM
Author: claret tripping pistol

this.

and it doesnt seem like suicide. says he died a rare death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909347)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: puce narrow-minded wrinkle legend

uh, bro, that note and his mom's comment on the note make it pretty obvious that it was suicide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909354)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:41 PM
Author: claret tripping pistol

i can't find the mom's comment. initials?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909379)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: puce narrow-minded wrinkle legend

most likely actually his dad or brother or something. 14 comments in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909396)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: claret tripping pistol

holy shit, you're right.

this is sad. they could be anyone i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909411)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: ultramarine market

jfc you guys are thorough in reviewing facebook discovery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910057)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: floppy giraffe filthpig

When's the last time you've heard of someone hanging themselves with a telephone cord DURING a conference call?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909406)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: claret tripping pistol

too soon, breh. too soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909416)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Swollen property

I laughed I'm going to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909436)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:53 PM
Author: excitant alpha

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909849)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad

Oh my God. I hope someone loves me as much as this someday:

If anyone from LA wants to come to the funeral, but cannot afford it, please do not hesitate to ask me for funds. I can't think of anything better to put my wedding money to than celebrating Jeremy's life. I love you, Jer bear. I love you more than you will ever know. I love you, the most golden of bears. Wait for me. Your wife, Rachel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909427)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: aqua crotch

oh my god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909431)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad

The credited oh my god. OMG does not cover it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909469)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: aqua crotch

i was ok until "your wife"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909485)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad

Dude. How did "Wait for Me" not fucking floor you? I mean Jesus Fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909492)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Wonderful transparent hairy legs circlehead

not quite sure where he i going to go- looks like he is stuck waiting for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: puce narrow-minded wrinkle legend

the "wait for me" got me. you can feel the love and desperation building up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909502)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909510)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Violet heady theatre

yeah I got a boner there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909542)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:21 PM
Author: opaque tank scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804046)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: Cerebral Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910338)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:09 AM
Author: Scarlet mother indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915148)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: Swollen property

To be fair, they probably do. You'll just have to die for them to say it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909447)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad

I don't know bro. Offering to pay for people to come to a funeral is an unbelievable act of love.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909487)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: hot sound barrier puppy

she probably has like 40K just sitting around now that the wedding won't happen, it's an act of love, but i sure wouldn't call it "unbelievable"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909498)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad

Bro, I think she is Jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909515)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:26 PM
Author: carnelian indirect expression heaven

From the little we know of her I'm willing to bet there's zero chance of that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909709)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: hot sound barrier puppy

So the takeaway is obviously that YOU should tell your loved ones TODAY how you feel before it's too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909490)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:56 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909497)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: hot sound barrier puppy

one of my friends just found out her husband was cheating on her, so that night when i got home i woke my wife up and asked her if she was happy being married to me and we just cuddled for a while as i told her the sad story and then she said no i am not happy and can you please get up, you're cutting off the circulation to tyrone's dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909511)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: aqua crotch

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909518)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: hot sound barrier puppy

but in seriousness, she said she was very happy and so i relaxed

you don't know, but my wife is super awesome, smart, supportive, and hot - basically hit the jackpot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909632)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:14 PM
Author: aqua crotch

:) :) :) :) :) :) that makes me happy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909638)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Swollen property

My wife would say she is not happy. Fml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909523)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:02 PM
Author: flatulent white pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909555)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: medicated piazza

LOL faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909629)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:34 PM
Author: Vivacious university

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26911091)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Startling iridescent location

Best post by a pumo of 2014

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26923467)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:54 PM
Author: Hateful amethyst main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472312)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Swollen property

That's true, but it's not the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909513)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:59 PM
Author: Violet heady theatre

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv7w200rrcs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909526)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: Naked rehab

jesus.

Also: *toward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909458)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:57 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad

Only on xo would you have a to v. toward masterman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909505)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:53 PM
Author: claret tripping pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909474)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Lascivious step-uncle's house background story

kinda macabre, no? better have this gal on suicide watch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909534)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruddy hunting ground state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHhp1ICLuHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922931)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: flatulent white pit

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909541)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909701)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Bright pea-brained juggernaut field

oh my. what a lovely girl. so terrible. terrible. terrible. terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909622)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909703)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:13 PM
Author: vibrant nudist nursing home shitlib

This is where you reply golden bears are extinct. Too soon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909633)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: odious idiot area

oh dear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909695)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909836)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Dashing Mahogany Lodge

i feel really bad for her and his family.

i will never understand how dark a place somebody has to be in to think it's ok to allow loved ones to suffer through a suicide.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909728)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:52 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909843)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:15 PM
Author: Blue Tanning Salon

i know what you mean. i think it's really important to keep those things separate though - that it's in no way a referendum on how much they love their family.

speaking from experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909976)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Center Pocket Flask

she sounds guilty if you ask me. what are the odds he found out she was banging another dude and that's why he offed himself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909997)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:19 AM
Author: topaz flirting patrolman bawdyhouse

95%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26913788)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:50 AM
Author: sepia house

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915212)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Citrine thriller spot

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916853)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: boyish beta ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804038)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: effete principal's office

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#49596842)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: flatulent white pit

On a scale of 1-20?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909261)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Naked rehab

Maybe he means 10 divided by 10?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909325)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Swashbuckling preventive strike range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909705)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Naked rehab

Also lives in LA making nothing as a private school teacher while he was billing 280/month at K&E. Sucks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909350)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:42 PM
Author: claret tripping pistol

i'm sure she has rich parents, like all jews do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909385)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:54 PM
Author: hot sound barrier puppy

7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909478)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: opaque tank scourge upon the earth

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165350)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: stimulating personal credit line gay wizard

invalid link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29809391)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Contagious plaza digit ratio

Doesn't the article say he had a lifelong medical condition? Maybe he died from that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909266)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Swollen property

It's really an odd twist. You read that up front and think oh he got got from a heart attack or something, but then it's like bam one moment of weakness!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909276)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Seedy Federal Resort Yarmulke

the family was probably obliquely referring to depression

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909364)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: ungodly sienna jew station

(reading comp masterman)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909439)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: Seedy Federal Resort Yarmulke

gd i can't believe you had to poast this for me to realize i was responding to flaem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909533)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: aqua crotch

that isn't "rare" though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909450)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:58 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone multi-colored milk travel guidebook

yeah man be sure to hit them with a comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909517)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: gaped base

SHATTERS your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909366)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:39 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric prole toaster

"Six years, pumo! . . .

Six years -- four hundred depositions --

a hundred motions -- five changes of venue --

eighty-four thousand documents in discovery!

...Six years I steered this beast, pumo --

six years of stalling and screaming and scheming . . "



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909368)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: razzmatazz disturbing volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910115)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:24 PM
Author: Chartreuse geriatric prole toaster

good to see someone is paying attention here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910287)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:44 PM
Author: hot sound barrier puppy

"His means were modest"

LOL at that bullshit

six figure income is not "modest means"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909402)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: aqua crotch

holy fuck he only worked biglaw for a year. go to hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909413)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone multi-colored milk travel guidebook

he spent his whole life in school. when he was at berkeley he worked at in-n-out burger what the fuck do you want?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909430)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: autistic mustard fortuitous meteor water buffalo

*has net worth of -210000*

*eats ramen noodles b/c of taxes & debt service*

*gets shat on for being a 1%er by racist internet posters*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912290)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone multi-colored milk travel guidebook

HIGHEST DISTINCTION IN GENERAL SCHOLARSHIP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909425)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 6:34 AM
Author: Judgmental Diverse Generalized Bond

is that summa cum laude?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915274)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:51 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone multi-colored milk travel guidebook

bro looks fat as fuck in his firm bio compared to the other pics. too much seamless faggot. maybe if he went to the gym and squatted once in a while he wouldn't be a depressed faggot .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909457)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:01 PM
Author: Violet heady theatre

stfu PN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909551)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 1:55 PM
Author: sepia house

120 :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909491)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:00 PM
Author: supple brass incel senate

I wonder what the mood is like at the Kirkland sf office today.

Must be weird to be in his associate class and think, "someone else preferred death over my everyday routine."

Though in sure his job wasn't the only thing that contributed to this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909535)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: vibrant nudist nursing home shitlib

BIGLAW assicaticates are too boring and robotic to have any kind of self reflection.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909559)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Citrine thriller spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916840)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Disgusting useless mexican temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922917)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruddy hunting ground state

especially true in SF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922939)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:03 PM
Author: floppy giraffe filthpig

"Look at what they make us give," one associate says to another while waiting in the Keurig line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909562)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:12 PM
Author: plum adventurous forum dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909953)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:36 PM
Author: translucent shivering garrison

What's the source of this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910342)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:50 AM
Author: motley shrine

Jason Bourne movie. Bourne kills another assassin while with Marie's brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26914828)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:30 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruddy hunting ground state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922944)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Citrine thriller spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165460)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruddy hunting ground state

unjustifiably underrated poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165470)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:15 PM
Author: boyish beta ticket booth

"You eat what you kill."

I would say they're 10% shocked/sad at his death, 40% jealous that he doesn't have to work in biglaw anymore, and 50% masochistically happy that they can grab his hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909642)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: supple brass incel senate

This sounds right. Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909666)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:25 PM
Author: hilarious faggotry

christ on a stick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910032)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:19 PM
Author: Swollen property

The cold hard truth is its business as usual. Associates way too slammed to think about shit like this. They only have the piles and piles of work that people wanted a week ago to think about breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909663)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 2:23 PM
Author: Fluffy Talented Affirmative Action Chad

A mid-level at my firm at one of our smaller offices killed self (I did some research for him in our state once) and while the firm did a nice tribute to him on the website and in some internal emails, nothing else was done other than going to his funeral (people from his office). I don't think the entire thing infringed more than 5 minutes out of my billables.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909689)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: racy dilemma

Someone died in my biglaw firm and literally the day everyone found out a partner told me and another associate that it wasn't going to be easy for anyone, but there were matters that needed to be attended to, so we'd have to soldier on with heavy hearts or some crap like that. unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910605)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 5:25 PM
Author: bull headed dragon coffee pot

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910611)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: bronze faggot firefighter corner

"Let's push to get this doc production out early for Jeremy. He would have wanted it that way."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915752)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Rusted Gunner Macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916645)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruddy hunting ground state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165482)



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:00 PM
Author: Flickering azure den death wish

For the firm, in death as in life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#33472363)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Aromatic therapy tattoo

*Fish SPRINTING to mail a lateral application*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26909962)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:19 PM
Author: hairless office

:( Sad story for everyone involved.:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910011)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Bright pea-brained juggernaut field

As much as i've thought about going out like this, the thing about biglaw is that you have a great first option--quitting. Or even just taking an official leave. Or just calling in sick for 2 weeks. Any of those steps would be a very material change. In other words, in biglaw, you have something so big to unload that you can reasonably expect it to render an immediate and drastic life change--so first move should be ringing the bell. In a way its comforting--there is an intermediate step short of this. Sure, it might not work, but it's there and easy. Fuck peer pressure or keeping up appearances when the alternative is this.

I wish i could have talked to the guy. His fiance sounds so sweet and caring and it is just terrible. And fuck K&E and this fucking industry by the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910018)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:27 PM
Author: tan marvelous abode

TITCR. I saw so many people toil away in abject misery. It erodes their personality, changes their behaviors, ruins lives. I have nothing but unadulterated hatred for every partner in my former law firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910039)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: violent hall

He should have taken the NYS DOCCS exam this upcoming January 2015. Great benefits. Great pay. As much or as little overtime as you want. You get to carry an off duty gun and I'm sure he had a shitton saved.



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz disturbing volcanic crater

or even NYSAN MAN test.

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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:18 PM
Author: Swollen property

Ti, OC, tcr. I can't understand people who wouldn't try just escaping all responsibility and restarting somewhere else vs killing themselves. When I'm depressed I fantasize about quitting my job and doing nothing for a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910255)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:34 AM
Author: Fragrant School Cafeteria Psychic

what can a 30 year old reasonably restart at though. esp as a man chained to society's and his wife's expectations. living in SF surrounded by strivers, women with high expectations, etc.... it sucks but it's not acceptable to just quit your well paying job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916107)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:59 AM
Author: Swollen property

Sure but you'd rather kill yourself than just run away? Could just drop off the planet man if you are so worried about the shame of facing expectations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916268)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 6:15 PM
Author: Galvanic navy clown lettuce

yeah but when you've spent your whole life striving, striving, striving, calling it quits just doesn't seem like the easy way out.

What a fucked up mindset we lawyers have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910986)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:04 PM
Author: Hateful amethyst main people

this stuff happens in house too my friend

http://abovethelaw.com/2014/10/big-banks-associate-gc-hangs-himself-following-legal-troubles/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912078)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Disgusting useless mexican temple



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Date: December 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Olive international law enforcement agency

earl-bot says:

what a selfish asshole. Feel horrible for his poor fiance. Who the fuck does that?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910120)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:19 PM
Author: Swollen property

To be fair, you know nothing about the fiance. She could have treated him like dogs it for all you know. I'm sure she really did love him but that doesn't mean she was a good gf. She could have been cheating on him or whatever. Who knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910265)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Shimmering provocative point

Hits close to home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26910314)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 8:08 PM
Author: Swollen property

You killed yourself too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26911698)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:03 PM
Author: Hateful amethyst main people

agreed

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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: milky bipolar sanctuary roast beef

Partner didn't give attention

To the fact that client didn't care

King Jeremy the wicked

Billed his hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912199)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:47 AM
Author: Godawful casino nowag

Clearly I remember

Nit-picking on the boy

Seamless each night, lunch a taco truck

But we ignored his cryin

Trashed his brief

And shit on the new draft he'd submit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26915919)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Godawful casino nowag

How could I forget

When I caught him sleeping under his desk

I saw him hurting

Westlaw left open

Just like the day

Like the day I heard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916277)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Trailer Park

damn, you guys.

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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:26 PM
Author: Godawful casino nowag



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:39 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruddy hunting ground state

most underrated subthread itt

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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:42 PM
Author: Godawful casino nowag

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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: milky bipolar sanctuary roast beef



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:11 PM
Author: Histrionic people who are hurt business firm

this is great

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Date: December 13th, 2014 4:29 PM
Author: milky bipolar sanctuary roast beef



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Onyx big mental disorder



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruddy hunting ground state



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:29 PM
Author: Godawful casino nowag



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:21 PM
Author: effete principal's office

so where can I send my app

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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Cyan hairraiser hominid coldplay fan

His profile is still up on Kirkland.com. You think anyone there has realized he's gone yet? I picture his phone still vibrating in a drawer somewhere zzzzzt zzzt zzzzt zzzt "where are you?" "where is the motion to compel draft?" "are you out of the office all week? why didn't you tell us in advance?" zzzzt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912273)



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: floppy giraffe filthpig



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:31 PM
Author: milky bipolar sanctuary roast beef



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:32 PM
Author: claret tripping pistol

harsh

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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: bronze faggot firefighter corner



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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: Swollen property

Wouldn't surprise me if he's still being copied on shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26912341)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:23 AM
Author: topaz flirting patrolman bawdyhouse

lolol

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Date: December 11th, 2014 9:42 PM
Author: Pale Space Deer Antler



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Date: December 12th, 2014 5:59 AM
Author: Soul-stirring double fault menage

jfc

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Date: December 12th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: Appetizing gas station



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: Onyx big mental disorder



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:28 AM
Author: Comical abnormal kitty cat

He may be gone, but he shall live on forever in the calendar invites for the weekly team calls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916078)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: plum adventurous forum dysfunction



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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: Jet-lagged sneaky criminal stag film

still

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Date: December 12th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Citrine thriller spot



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruddy hunting ground state

someone seriously needs to make a movie about biglaw including this scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922948)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:28 PM
Author: milky bipolar sanctuary roast beef

Business idea:

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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:41 PM
Author: Chrome Really Tough Guy

fuck

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Date: December 13th, 2014 3:00 PM
Author: Concupiscible cerise church bbw

oh god oh -

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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: bisexual charismatic friendly grandma fanboi



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Metal Unhinged Ratface



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:09 PM
Author: sickened irradiated persian



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Fragrant School Cafeteria Psychic

Pretty sad. I remember reading about a female kirkland associate who offed herself a few years ago;.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916058)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:30 AM
Author: Comical abnormal kitty cat

Mourn for colleague, prepare and deliver poignant anecdote re memory of deceased. (0.3)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916086)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 11:54 AM
Author: Titillating garnet selfie library

jfc

180

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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: milky bipolar sanctuary roast beef



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: Erotic bateful parlor haunted graveyard



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Date: December 12th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: Godawful casino nowag

padded as usual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26916292)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Citrine thriller spot



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Metal Unhinged Ratface



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Date: December 12th, 2014 2:12 PM
Author: Fishy curious legal warrant national

Mid-level offed herself at my old firm. They sent around a very cryptic RIP email. Wasn't at all clear what happened until you scrolled down and saw the option to donate to the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. She was gone from the website within an hour of the email being sent. Cute girl, known for grinding tons of hours, really a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26917055)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 2:20 PM
Author: Violet heady theatre

"grinding tons of hours" pic? *gets out lotion*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26922894)



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Date: December 13th, 2014 8:33 PM
Author: alcoholic hell nibblets

if suicide, LOL

if not, sucks terribly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26924912)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:06 AM
Author: hyperventilating avocado institution striped hyena

JESUS CHRIST....how is this dude's profile still up on K&E's website?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26978895)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 1:52 AM
Author: Comical abnormal kitty cat

Jesus. He's been in the ground for weeks now. Mr. Hammes, tear down this profile!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26979009)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:18 AM
Author: translucent shivering garrison

Sick

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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:22 AM
Author: Fishy curious legal warrant national

Gotta keep him up there until Dec 2014 bills clear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26979424)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 7:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating avocado institution striped hyena

This is really depressing. It's not like they left it as a tribute to him or something since there's nothing even noting that he passed away.

Pretty depressing that an associate can die and it's like no one at Kirkland has even noticed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26988486)



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Date: December 28th, 2014 11:14 PM
Author: Cyan hairraiser hominid coldplay fan

update: IT'S STILL THERE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27014605)



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Date: December 22nd, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: glittery marketing idea theater

stopped reading at "nose-bleed GPA"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#26979437)



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Date: January 22nd, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ruddy hunting ground state

email from partner to deceased: "In the future, please let us know in advance when you will be committing suicide so that we can make adequate staffing adjustments for your matters. Thanks,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27165504)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:34 AM
Author: spectacular bat shit crazy gaping set



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: cobalt laughsome laser beams stage

Hilarious that his brutal, savage suicide is repeatedly called his "passing" on his scholarship website, completely obscuring the fact that he was miserable due to his life choices of pursuing BigFlaw.

http://jeremyadlerscholarship.org/#firstPage

Also, can't tell if the long haired asian behind him in the banner photo is a NOWAG or just a typical Berkeley moonface dame that turned into his gf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Histrionic people who are hurt business firm

uvt actually

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:15 AM
Author: boyish beta ticket booth

https://www.linkedin.com/pub/jeremy-adler/4a/a08/5ba

His time at K&E will increase and people will wonder why he hasn't copped breakfast after 16-20 years as an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#27169043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: cobalt laughsome laser beams stage



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Fishy curious legal warrant national

brutal



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: boyish beta ticket booth

2.5 years away from copping non-equity partner!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804052)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Appetizing gas station

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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:32 PM
Author: opaque tank scourge upon the earth

Oh. That's horrible with the honeymoon date calculation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804148)



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Date: March 5th, 2017 9:31 PM
Author: Well-lubricated mind-boggling codepig kitchen

holy shit still there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#32761827)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: boyish beta ticket booth

Coming soon to a LinkedIn Inbox: Jeremy Adler is celebrating a 4-year work anniversary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217506)



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Date: April 25th, 2015 7:02 AM
Author: Haunting magenta black woman halford



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:20 PM
Author: Citrine thriller spot

:(

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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:22 PM
Author: Citrine thriller spot

this handsome bro had no wife or kids right? why did he kill himself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#29804053)



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Date: February 11th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: opaque tank scourge upon the earth

:(

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Date: June 4th, 2017 5:45 PM
Author: Irate Son Of Senegal Orchestra Pit



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Date: June 4th, 2017 6:08 PM
Author: Green Submissive Cumskin Stage

the fucked up thing about this thread is it's the 2nd hit on google (via a blog)

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Date: August 2nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: aquamarine cracking wagecucks



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: cowardly ebony locale



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: lilac deep boiling water

im just gonna ask the q everyone wants to know but is 2 scared to ask: did his fiance remarry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217493)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: boyish beta ticket booth

I hope she found a less selfish bro to devote herself to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217514)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:13 PM
Author: lilac deep boiling water

they sounded like true lovers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217536)



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Date: September 15th, 2017 12:59 PM
Author: cowardly ebony locale

did anyone check her FB

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#34217869)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 2:07 PM
Author: drunken goyim

Of course I am sure she did. I doubt she even thinks of this dude anymore. It was 6 years ago. This is why you don’t commit suicide. You become a footnote unfortunately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2753528&forum_id=2],#40768910)



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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:04 PM
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Date: August 17th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Bearded High-end Brethren

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