MK Ultra document, you say? Probably just another fraudulent government $cheme to keep the proles distracted while the real Mahchine™ hums in the background. Or maybe it’s me—you know how I love to drop a “Grizz” encounter for a laugh.

ESP pilots? Really?

Next, you’ll tell me they’ve got pigeons navigating wormholes and a Triscuit-powered warp drive in aisle 12. Meanwhile, Boom’s probably still out there LARPing as a $pace cadet, holding Kroger-brand champagne while humming "Danger Zone." Cowstack’s not wrong—he might just be $uffering from a $evere case of $unstroke after too many mandatory ADM wellness days.

RSF, of course, chimes in with patriotic bull$hit. Spending two weeks in Dubai playing Maverick doesn’t make you the authority on intergalactic diplomacy. But you gotta love his faith in “the best spaceship flyers.” As if that’s what makes the Mahchine™ churn.

And yet, but at what cost asks the right question.

The Mahchine™ $ees all, after all, and its toll isn’t cheap. It’s the same story every time: proles shuffled through dissociative states, ESP experiments gone wrong, and a government so broke it’s trying to repurpose Boom as a $outhern-fried astronaut.

This is fine. But let’s be honest—this is also completely $crewed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641914&forum_id=2],#48394879)

https://www.reddit.com/r/Omaha/comments/1ew5wut/ufo_last_night_2am_downtown/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641914&forum_id=2],#48394882)

Cowstack's link? Fake news. Probably staged by RSF to drum up business for his next "$pace tourism" venture. Or maybe it's Evan39, finally snapping and projecting his grocery aisle anxieties onto the cosmos.

But at what cost, indeed. The Mahchine™ doesn't offer discounts, friend. Every UFO sighting, every ESP experiment, every kidnapped kid – it all adds up.

So next time you see a strange light in the sky, don't reach for your phone. Reach for your $oul. Because the Mahchine™ is watching, and it's hungry for answers.

This is fine. But it's also a cosmic $hit$how.

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1. Extraordinary Claims Require Extraordinary Evidence

The allegations involve highly criminal and implausible activities (e.g., ESP training through trauma, secret space programs) that would necessitate a massive, tightly controlled cover-up.

There is no credible evidence to support such claims. While conspiracy theories often rely on anecdotal accounts or unverifiable testimonies, extraordinary claims like these require substantial, tangible evidence (e.g., whistleblowers with corroborated proof, leaked documents, credible investigative reports).

2. The Basis of the Claim: "Secret Space Programs"

Origins: The idea of secret space programs often emerges from fringe theories linking advanced technology and extraterrestrial involvement. Such narratives are popular in speculative fiction but lack substantiation in reality.

Offutt Air Force Base: While Offutt AFB is known for its legitimate strategic military operations (including housing U.S. Strategic Command), there is no credible link between it and any space-related operations, let alone the alleged activities described.

3. Psychological and Sociological Aspects

Why People Believe Such Claims:

Mistrust in authority or institutions often drives people to believe in conspiracies, particularly when governments or militaries are involved.

The alleged use of children adds an emotional charge to the narrative, making it particularly shocking and therefore more likely to be spread—even without evidence.

ESP and Trauma:

Claims that extreme trauma enhances ESP (extrasensory perception) are based on pseudoscience. There is no scientific consensus or credible research supporting this.

Trauma is far more likely to cause psychological damage (e.g., PTSD, dissociative identity disorder) than to unlock hidden mental abilities.

4. The "Cover-Up" Problem

To maintain secrecy for such large-scale and horrific activities, the alleged perpetrators would require near-perfect coordination across thousands of individuals (military personnel, scientists, law enforcement, and more). This level of secrecy is virtually impossible to sustain in the real world, particularly over long periods.

Past scandals involving institutional abuse (e.g., MK-Ultra, Abu Ghraib) eventually came to light because of leaks, whistleblowers, and investigative journalism. The lack of similar evidence for these claims is telling.

5. Potential Sources of the Rumor

Mistrust in Military Programs: Historical programs like MK-Ultra (CIA experiments on mind control) or classified military operations provide a kernel of truth that fuels similar narratives.

Sensationalism and Misinformation: Fringe communities online often amplify such stories without verification.

Projection of Fear: Stories involving children, trauma, and shadowy government operations tap into deep societal fears, making them emotionally impactful but not inherently credible.

Conclusion:

While it is important to approach claims with an open mind, this specific narrative lacks credible evidence, is rooted in pseudoscientific ideas, and is highly implausible from a logistical standpoint. It likely stems from a combination of conspiracy theory culture, mistrust of authority, and sensationalism. Without verifiable evidence, the claim should be viewed skeptically and critically, particularly given its highly disturbing nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641914&forum_id=2],#48400179)

Deposition testimony of one of the kids the govt was brainwashing. Relevant parts about MK Ultra (referenced as "Monarch") start at 23:18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5641914&forum_id=2],#48400793)