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What’s the best way to kill yourself without upsetting your family?

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Blurred State Lines
  05/30/25
dont do it friend
romper stomper
  05/30/25
old age
metaphysics is fallow
  05/30/25
Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?
Blurred State Lines
  05/30/25
yeah just eat mcdonalds
metaphysics is fallow
  05/30/25
Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latt...
Penis Six Nine
  05/30/25
I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure j...
hank_scorpio
  05/30/25
My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total
Blurred State Lines
  05/30/25
Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like...
female penis
  05/30/25
It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.
Blurred State Lines
  05/30/25
Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on ...
female penis
  05/30/25
go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her ...
my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am
  05/30/25
It would be poetic.
Blurred State Lines
  05/30/25
or pay double & $till get killed anyway$
romper stomper
  05/30/25
Tp
Fucking Fuckface
  05/31/25
for most poasters i think anything would work
Covid was a Hoax
  05/30/25
kill the family first
Oh, you travel?
  05/30/25
ran here
CapTTTainFalcon
  05/31/25
Final ocean swim
Judas Jones
  05/30/25
Hiking in the mountains.
,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................
  05/30/25
just jump.
we have such sights to show you
  05/30/25
Deep sea fishing
cowgod
  05/30/25
Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. J...
Ass Sunstein
  05/30/25
Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand. ...
Pierbattista Pizzaballa
  05/30/25
"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'...
female penis
  05/30/25
biglaw of counsel
Jeremy Wade Delle
  05/30/25
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female penis
  05/30/25
Skadden M&A
female penis
  05/30/25
Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread
Fucking Fuckface
  05/31/25
beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV
400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding
  05/31/25
inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death
blow off some steam
  05/31/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Blurred State Lines



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975435)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: romper stomper

dont do it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975530)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: metaphysics is fallow

old age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975436)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Blurred State Lines

Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975440)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: metaphysics is fallow

yeah just eat mcdonalds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975446)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Penis Six Nine

Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latter will ensure the former, which is all your family really cares about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975445)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: hank_scorpio

I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure just disappearing in the woods with a gun is the actual best plan of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975450)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: Blurred State Lines

My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975454)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: female penis

Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like Thanksgiving or Christmas, scream "you've all made me do this; I hope you never forgive yourselves!" then blow your brains out with a gun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975457)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Blurred State Lines

It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975473)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: female penis

Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on this topic? The answer is no. Don't kill yourself. Seek professional help. Have a good evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975539)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: my dog is a bigger TRUMP fan than I am (Fight! Fight! Fight!)

go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her pimp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975477)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Blurred State Lines

It would be poetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975478)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: romper stomper

or pay double

& $till get killed anyway$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975531)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975830)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Covid was a Hoax

for most poasters i think anything would work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975479)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Oh, you travel? ( )

kill the family first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975484)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:00 AM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975821)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Judas Jones

Final ocean swim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975487)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: ,.,,.,.,,,,,,.....................


Hiking in the mountains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975522)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: we have such sights to show you

just jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975527)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: cowgod (cowgod)

Deep sea fishing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975529)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Ass Sunstein

Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. Just bail out 10 minutes into the climb and take some pills or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975536)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Pierbattista Pizzaballa

Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975550)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: female penis

"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'm about to do. Always remember that, faggot."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975551)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Jeremy Wade Delle

biglaw of counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975553)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: female penis



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975555)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: female penis

Skadden M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975558)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975829)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:39 AM
Author: 400 lb black woman in wheelchair pre-boarding (✅🍑)

beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975841)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: blow off some steam

inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2],#48975842)