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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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charismatic internal respiration
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
narrow-minded foreskin
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
charismatic internal respiration
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
narrow-minded foreskin
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
charismatic internal respiration
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Flushed menage toaster
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
charismatic internal respiration
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marvelous lake spot
  07/06/25
18000000000000
magical boltzmann
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Pearl irate useless brakes indian lodge
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
narrow-minded foreskin
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Pearl irate useless brakes indian lodge
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
charismatic internal respiration
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Pearl irate useless brakes indian lodge
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
narrow-minded foreskin
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
charismatic internal respiration
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Pearl irate useless brakes indian lodge
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
chestnut theatre
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Pearl irate useless brakes indian lodge
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Bateful Opaque Hall Philosopher-king
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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splenetic gaming laptop travel guidebook
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Grizzly Resort
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
swashbuckling sienna french chef
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
brindle institution
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
Appetizing Pea-brained Church Building
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Filthy market therapy
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
charismatic internal respiration
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
chestnut theatre
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
charismatic internal respiration
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Filthy market therapy
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
chestnut theatre
  07/07/25
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Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly step-uncle's house new version
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Filthy market therapy
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
brindle institution
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
chestnut theatre
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly step-uncle's house new version
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Filthy market therapy
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly step-uncle's house new version
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Filthy market therapy
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly step-uncle's house new version
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Filthy market therapy
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Grizzly Resort
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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charismatic internal respiration
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly step-uncle's house new version
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charismatic internal respiration
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
rose infuriating crackhouse
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Ocher space hairy legs
  07/11/25
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charismatic internal respiration
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
Salmon senate
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: charismatic internal respiration



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: narrow-minded foreskin

come on man, that is one meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: charismatic internal respiration

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: narrow-minded foreskin

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: charismatic internal respiration

Idk like 3 days of work

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Flushed menage toaster

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: charismatic internal respiration

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: marvelous lake spot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: magical boltzmann

18000000000000

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Pearl irate useless brakes indian lodge



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Flushed menage toaster



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Grizzly Resort



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: Beady-eyed red university



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: Appetizing Pea-brained Church Building



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring cruise ship



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly step-uncle's house new version



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: excitant library generalized bond



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Fluffy Depressive



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Ocher space hairy legs



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Histrionic water buffalo



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Mauve Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: splenetic gaming laptop travel guidebook



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Pearl irate useless brakes indian lodge

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: narrow-minded foreskin

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Pearl irate useless brakes indian lodge

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: charismatic internal respiration

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Pearl irate useless brakes indian lodge

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: narrow-minded foreskin

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: charismatic internal respiration

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Pearl irate useless brakes indian lodge

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: chestnut theatre

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Pearl irate useless brakes indian lodge

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Bateful Opaque Hall Philosopher-king

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: painfully honest corner

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: splenetic gaming laptop travel guidebook



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Grizzly Resort

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: swashbuckling sienna french chef

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: brindle institution

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Appetizing Pea-brained Church Building

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Filthy market therapy

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: charismatic internal respiration

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: chestnut theatre

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: charismatic internal respiration

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Filthy market therapy

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: chestnut theatre

you're indian why do you care?

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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly step-uncle's house new version



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Filthy market therapy

veddy veddy not kosher

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: brindle institution

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: chestnut theatre

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly step-uncle's house new version

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Filthy market therapy

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly step-uncle's house new version

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Filthy market therapy

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly step-uncle's house new version

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Filthy market therapy

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2],#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Filthy market therapy

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Grizzly Resort



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly step-uncle's house new version

No 40k for you

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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: charismatic internal respiration



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Translucent anal school cafeteria alpha

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Pearl irate useless brakes indian lodge



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle kink-friendly step-uncle's house new version



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: charismatic internal respiration



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: rose infuriating crackhouse

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Ocher space hairy legs

define 'sticks'

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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: charismatic internal respiration



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Salmon senate

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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