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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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White scourge upon the earth school cafeteria
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
bat shit crazy green location
  05/30/25
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Swashbuckling painfully honest ratface
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Swollen Bright Resort Philosopher-king
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
flickering azn
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Spruce Tanning Salon
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Khaki area
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Spruce Tanning Salon
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
appetizing circlehead
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
twinkling university blood rage
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
razzle business firm
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
exciting stage roommate
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
cerebral twisted boiling water
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Big Cerise Field
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
cerebral twisted boiling water
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Blue Depressive
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
nubile love of her life dopamine
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: White scourge upon the earth school cafeteria



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: bat shit crazy green location

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Swashbuckling painfully honest ratface



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Swollen Bright Resort Philosopher-king

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: flickering azn

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Spruce Tanning Salon

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Khaki area

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Spruce Tanning Salon

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: appetizing circlehead

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: twinkling university blood rage

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: razzle business firm

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: exciting stage roommate

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: cerebral twisted boiling water

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Big Cerise Field

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: cerebral twisted boiling water

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Blue Depressive

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: nubile love of her life dopamine

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2],#48973591)