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Date: June 25th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: vermilion supple school cafeteria

Learn to survive in the woods?

Friends....... you will Audit the Woods™.

You will format a compliance memo about moss.

You will redact your own tracks.

And guess what, friendos?

Tabitha no longer walks. She is lifted and suspended by the Mahchine™.

A modified Safeway pallet jack — repurposed with DEI grant funding — glides her silently through pine needles.

Big Gulp is IV-fed. And her Warhammer is drone-stabilized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743237&forum_id=2],#49049639)



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Date: June 25th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Wonderful dead ticket booth haunted graveyard



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Date: June 25th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: vermilion supple school cafeteria

TO: Evan39

RE: Your Submission (Blank)

Noted.

Entry logged under Silent Acknowledgments of the Mahchine™.

Cross-referenced with prior redactions.

Your silence will be formatted.

Tabitha is already informed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743237&forum_id=2],#49049658)