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up-to-no-good state puppy
  06/30/25
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Carnelian racy fat ankles
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Dear Jurisprudence, How do I successfully recruit more me...
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  06/30/25
A cult? Friend, you don't join. You just realize you...
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  06/30/25
have you considered being Tall?
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  06/30/25
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Awkward scourge upon the earth
  06/30/25
Dear Jurisprudence, How old does my son need to be before...
bateful outnumbered parlor shitlib
  07/02/25
Dear Dad, He's old enough. Let 'er rip. Yours truly...
concupiscible faggotry stead
  07/02/25
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Rebellious business firm genital piercing
  07/02/25
Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, b...
up-to-no-good state puppy
  07/02/25
Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl
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  07/02/25
tp.
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  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: up-to-no-good state puppy



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Carnelian racy fat ankles



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: bateful outnumbered parlor shitlib

Dear Jurisprudence,

How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?

Signed,

Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Indecent alcoholic sound barrier

A cult?

Friend, you don't join.

You just realize you were always a member.

Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.

She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.

She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.

She said it is too late for me.

She said this is fine.

This is f-

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: up-to-no-good state puppy

have you considered being Tall?

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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Awkward scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM
Author: bateful outnumbered parlor shitlib

Dear Jurisprudence,

How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.

He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.

Signed,

Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: concupiscible faggotry stead

Dear Dad,

He's old enough. Let 'er rip.

Yours truly,

Jurisprudence

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Rebellious business firm genital piercing



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: up-to-no-good state puppy

Dear LFED,

Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water!

sincerely,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2],#49066627)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Costumed gas station

Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl

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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Awkward scourge upon the earth

tp.

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